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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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controversial opinion but top surgery and other trans healthcare shouldnt be trans exclusive. so what if an autistic woman wants top surgery because boobs are a sensory nightmare?? good on her. she isnt "mutilating" herself any more than anyone else who gets cosmetic surgery for anything.

it doesnt have to be exclusively "trans healthcare." maybe a cis guy just wants boobs or a cis girl wants a dick. who cares. your bodys yours. customize that bitch. the more normalized it is to just do whatever with your body for any reason the easier itll be for the people who need to do it to actually go through with it because they wont be socially pressured as hard or harassed afterwards.

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The goal should always be to fight against black and white thinking, i think that would do us all good

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The thing with "just be yourself" is that a lot of the time what's really meant is "just be yourself but still within the realm of what's deemed normal." If I was 100% myself 100% of the time I'm pretty sure people would scurry away like flies

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i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!

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ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

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Edgy kids in 50 years will be drawing a star of David instead of Swastikas on school toilet stalls

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Upcycle your deadname by giving it to a fellow queer in a name exchange.

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If a Himbo is strong of body, kind of heart, and dumb of ass, the opposite would be :

Frail of body, mean of heart and smart of ass...

Oh god.

Oh no!

I have uncovered forbidden knowledge

If f(x)= himbo

f^(-1)(x) = Tumblr Sexyman

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Murder isn't murder. Except for when it's murder.

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Rip Goncharov, you would've loved Rasputin on Just Dance

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for everyone thinking "oh europe is so open and free!" yeah, the italian pm just announced they're closing the balkans border. they are suspending schengen in the name of "protecting the country from terrorism" while admitting that terrorist acts are done by lone wolves completely detached from any movements. I'd laugh if it wasn't so fucking scary

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~Weaponised cringe is the best means of self defense ^○w○^ - meow

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Fuck ESC (may or may not elaborate) , but I spare the shitposts. I was very disappointed to not find a Nightore (or nightcored? idk) version of Euro Neuro by Rambo Amadeus, so I took the matters in my own hands. Should I make a lyrical analysis? Who knows...

SUFFER NOW!!!

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Be careful when making selfcest with a character and their genderbent version.

You might attract terfs.

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My pronouns are ... /...

Do not refer to me in the 3rd person.

If you want to talk about me say it to my face, you coward!