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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

happy pride month

ONE GAY

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

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sorry i haven’t been counting gays for the past few days, my tumblr hasn’t been letting me color letters so i can’t single out the gas within the words. and in pride month?? this is homophobic guys /gn

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i am so very confused about what is happening in this image but i love it at the same time.

depending on everyone’s gender i think there’s two gays here!!??

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i’ve been gayed

with that i think that means there’s 14 gays in the whole thing? gayception!!

(also this is hilarious, best thing to see right before i go to bed 😭)

intro post!

this is a gimmick blog! in this blog i count the number of times a post has the word gay in it with individual letters. it’s pretty simple idk how else to explain it. very open to post submissions/suggestions, just please submit a link or tag me in the post. i unfortunately can’t find “that one post where they talk about beans and french people”. also don’t suggest or tag me in nsfw/18+ posts. i don’t wanna see that

obviously no terfs, homophobes, transphobes, aphobes, and other bigots/jerks

tags:

#1 gay - one gay found in post

#2 gays - two gays found in post

(etc etc.)

#submission - post was submitted/suggested/i was tagged in it

#not a submission - post was not submitted/suggested/i was not tagged in it

#not gay - posts where i don’t count gays

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i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

im not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom

TWO gays

i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

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Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

ONE gay

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

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people think writers make good English teachers but the opposite is true. sixth grader asks why she can’t start a sentence with “and” and im like idk girlie grammar is a construct and language is a fluid gelatinous animal. people used to write “thou” and they were being totally unironic about it. start your sentences with an exclamation point for all i care. a+

THREE gays

people think writers make good English teachers but the opposite is true. sixth grader asks why she can’t start a sentence with “and” and im like idk girlie grammar is a construct and language is a fluid gelatinous animal. people used to write “thou” and they were being totally unironic about it. start your sentences with an exclamation point for all i care. a+

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a single typo literally has the explosive power of a nuclear bomb like i just read back possibly the most beautiful scene ive ever created feeling so proud of myself ready to start thinking about the nobel prize in literature etc. etc. and then suddenly

“It’s oaky,” he whispered.

it’s oaky. what is this. a wine tasting

THREE gays

a single typo literally has the explosive power of a nuclear bomb like i just read back possibly the most beautiful scene ive ever created feeling so proud of myself ready to start thinking about the nobel prize in literature etc. etc. and then suddenly

“It’s oaky,” he whispered.

it’s oaky. what is this. a wine tasting

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Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

TWO gays

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

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anyone else notice that looking at the calendar is getting scary recently

ONE gay

anyone else notice that looking at the calendar is getting scary recently

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big shoutout to trans people that decide to change their last name too. sometimes you’ve just gotta throw the whole name out and start from the beginning.

ONE gay

big shoutout to trans people that decide to change their last name too. sometimes you’ve just gotta throw the whole name out and start from the beginning.

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intro post!

this is a gimmick blog! in this blog i count the number of times a post has the word gay in it with individual letters. it’s pretty simple idk how else to explain it. very open to post submissions/suggestions, just please submit a link or tag me in the post. i unfortunately can’t find “that one post where they talk about beans and french people”. also don’t suggest or tag me in nsfw/18+ posts. i don’t wanna see that

obviously no terfs, homophobes, transphobes, aphobes, and other bigots/jerks

tags:

#1 gay - one gay found in post

#2 gays - two gays found in post

(etc etc.)

#submission - post was submitted/suggested/i was tagged in it

#not a submission - post was not submitted/suggested/i was not tagged in it

#not gay - posts where i don’t count gays