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Edith took a DNA test to see if she’s really a pure Nuu Ana locale... turns out she’s 100% That Bitch™️ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#gecko#lizzo#self esteem icon#leachianus gecko#rhacodactylus#rhacodactylus leachianus#leachie#leachie gecko#New Caledonian gecko#new caledonian giant gecko#Lizzy#my animals#instagram#mine#reptiles#Edith the gecko#she stay being That Bitch#truth hurts
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unfollowing this blog because of the recent pornbot spam on it feels like having to shoot to an old friend in the zombie apocalypse because they got infected
i understand. we back, though! and cured!
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I’M BACK! and not a pornbot!
thanks to everyone who let me know here and on snapchat that something was going on with my blog. i’ve been in finals and hadn’t checked tumblr at all, so i had no idea until I saw the snaps.
someone hacked me and changed the email address associated with the account, so i had to wait for support to grant me access again. but we out here and we back! currently deleting a massive queue of porn.
(oh and lol @ the few people who thought I was the one posting that shit... especially the one person who “liked the new direction of my blog.”)
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hey so as an update: love is real. i know this because i can feel it again—both for someone else and for myself. i can feel her loving me back—actually loving me back, and not just loving the fact that i love her.
i feel genuine love and desire from and for her, and i can hear her when she compliments me. i can let her admire me and truly see me. i know how i deserve to be treated, and i’m learning to treat myself well. i’m being pushed to be better... i’m taking care of others while still remembering to take care of myself. i’ve made a conscious decision to do and be better—and through that, i’ve met someone truly fucking incredible (not that I was even intending/expecting to). we just understand each other, and we have amazing chemistry. nothing feels forced.
i just didn’t know what real, healthy, sustainable love was back then. a different person wrote this. who knows what happens now? it’s impossible to know. but i do know that i’m with a person who’s trying and is willing to make this work, and that we’re on the same page. it’s totally crazy, but we can both see this working out.
and, for the first time in a very long time, i am happy.
holy shit guys so i know i never really post shit like this (both because things like this never happen and, well, i just don’t)
but i went on a date today with a friend of mine and she’s so fucking cute and smart and cool as hell and afterwards when we got back to my dorm i didn’t know what to do so i put out my hand (yes……for a handshake………….idk why…..don’t talk about it) and she was like “are you serious?” and i just made some kind of ridiculous noise in response but she still kissed me goodbye…
and it was nice. :)
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lesbian privilege, as told by kate mckinnon.
#comedians in cars getting coffee#jerry seinfeld#kate mckinnon#lesbian style#gif#this is the truest shit ever#i used to wear fucking pajama bottoms or sweatpants everywhere#and converse with holes in them#and a sweatshirt covered in paint
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when u get dumped/cheated on + have to move into a hotel w/ no human contact and u start 2 lose it
(follow “slutburn” on snapchat 4 more messy gay heartbreak!)
#reblog#video#remember when i thought mu life would improve by moving out of the hotel#but i’m still like this
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baxter in his bb-8 hoodie is so Pure
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oh, she’s adorable! lol yeah, clem’s always been an angry man in his house. or if i have to clean something that belongs to him... or clean dried up food out of his wrinkles or something, because he likes to express himself artistically using mixed media (food, poop, dirt, etc)... cleaning in general is a very offensive act.
but edith is a sweetheart literally all the time and just grunts politely if she’s not in the mood to be messed with.

he crapped all over his favorite log so I had to take it away and now he’s plotting my death
#reblog#gif#my animals#clem the gecko#edith the gecko#rarely-moving#sorry if that gif is too sexy y’all
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probably because i just look like someone who makes a lot of regrettable decisions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@geekasaur why r u in this Facebook ad u weren’t even in the article
#thegoblinbastard#reblog#facebook#me#lmao#my face pops up in random fucking places#like i should probably be offended but i mean...#look at me
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he’s 3x this size now, and nothing has changed

he crapped all over his favorite log so I had to take it away and now he’s plotting my death
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a fair and relevant criticism

i’m gay
(snapchat: “slutburn”)
#reblog#video#also oops the original posted twice because my phone apparently took like 2hr to post a 19sec video
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i’m gay
(snapchat: “slutburn”)
#me#video#slutburn#snapchat#snapchat story#gay#lgbtq#lgbt#lgbtqia#wlw#lbpq#queer#pride#coming out#sup homos#who all's gay here#i'm just gayness and memes at this point#and depression#also sorry i still haven't read my messages yet#i'm a piece of garbage and classes just started again#anyway follow me on snapchat if you want to feel better about who you are as a person#bc u r definitely better than i am
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she is beauty, she is grace she do flop, on her face
#edith#edith the gecko#my animals#mine#video#reptiblr#reptiles#gecko#leachie#rhacodactylus leachianus#leachianus gecko#new caledonian giant gecko#slow motion#lmao she's so graceful#also this was the day before she got her new house which is a very large bioactive tub setup#she nearly tripled in size in 4 months so this one was spacious when i put her in lol but she likes to eat#she thicc#she's younger than clem but like 50g heavier now lol#he's catching up though#slowly but surely
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hey i see that i’m getting a lot of messages and i swear i’ll respond soon i just don’t really know how to talk to people rn but please know i’m not ignoring you and i appreciate you all
#personal#text#i'm sorry i'm the worst#also the apartment is a wreck and my ex left everything in trash bags and i have so much to do but idek where to start and omfg#please kill me
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my son has grown up to become the dankest of nugs
#clem#clem the gecko#leachie#reptiblr#leachianus gecko#new caledonian giant gecko#rhacodactylus leachianus#weed#drug cw#reptile#mine#my animals#gecko#he's bigger than this now but yeah he's been a very slow grower#much slower than edith#he's picking up speed though
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when u get dumped/cheated on + have to move into a hotel w/ no human contact and u start 2 lose it
(follow “slutburn” on snapchat 4 more messy gay heartbreak!)
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