geekasaur
geekasaur
I sometimes like to do things.
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NICOLE - 22(they/them or she/her) I love animals almost as much as I hate myself... Also I'm really fucking gay. Thought I could escape this hellhole, but here I am. Back on my bullshit. Celebrity testimonials: "not the kind of lesbian i masturbate to." -elvillano "you used to be funny before you became a lesbian supremacist" -anonymous snapchat : slutburn My FaceRamblingsSocial Medi-ughExpose YourselvesHarass MeQuestions I've Answered
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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Edith took a DNA test to see if she’s really a pure Nuu Ana locale... turns out she’s 100% That Bitch™️ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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unfollowing this blog because of the recent pornbot spam on it feels like having to shoot to an old friend in the zombie apocalypse because they got infected
i understand. we back, though! and cured!
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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I’M BACK! and not a pornbot!
thanks to everyone who let me know here and on snapchat that something was going on with my blog. i’ve been in finals and hadn’t checked tumblr at all, so i had no idea until I saw the snaps.
someone hacked me and changed the email address associated with the account, so i had to wait for support to grant me access again. but we out here and we back! currently deleting a massive queue of porn.
(oh and lol @ the few people who thought I was the one posting that shit... especially the one person who “liked the new direction of my blog.”)
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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hey so as an update: love is real. i know this because i can feel it again—both for someone else and for myself. i can feel her loving me back—actually loving me back, and not just loving the fact that i love her.
i feel genuine love and desire from and for her, and i can hear her when she compliments me. i can let her admire me and truly see me. i know how i deserve to be treated, and i’m learning to treat myself well. i’m being pushed to be better... i’m taking care of others while still remembering to take care of myself. i’ve made a conscious decision to do and be better—and through that, i’ve met someone truly fucking incredible (not that I was even intending/expecting to). we just understand each other, and we have amazing chemistry. nothing feels forced.
i just didn’t know what real, healthy, sustainable love was back then. a different person wrote this. who knows what happens now? it’s impossible to know. but i do know that i’m with a person who’s trying and is willing to make this work, and that we’re on the same page. it’s totally crazy, but we can both see this working out.
and, for the first time in a very long time, i am happy.
holy shit guys so i know i never really post shit like this (both because things like this never happen and, well, i just don’t)
but i went on a date today with a friend of mine and she’s so fucking cute and smart and cool as hell and afterwards when we got back to my dorm i didn’t know what to do so i put out my hand (yes……for a handshake………….idk why…..don’t talk about it) and she was like “are you serious?” and i just made some kind of ridiculous noise in response but she still kissed me goodbye…
and it was nice. :)
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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lesbian privilege, as told by kate mckinnon.
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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when u get dumped/cheated on + have to move into a hotel w/ no human contact and u start 2 lose it 
(follow “slutburn” on snapchat 4 more messy gay heartbreak!)
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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baxter in his bb-8 hoodie is so Pure
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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oh, she’s adorable! lol yeah, clem’s always been an angry man in his house. or if i have to clean something that belongs to him... or clean dried up food out of his wrinkles or something, because he likes to express himself artistically using mixed media (food, poop, dirt, etc)... cleaning in general is a very offensive act.
but edith is a sweetheart literally all the time and just grunts politely if she’s not in the mood to be messed with.
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he crapped all over his favorite log so I had to take it away and now he’s plotting my death
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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probably because i just look like someone who makes a lot of regrettable decisions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@geekasaur why r u in this Facebook ad u weren’t even in the article
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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he’s 3x this size now, and nothing has changed
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he crapped all over his favorite log so I had to take it away and now he’s plotting my death
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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a fair and relevant criticism
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i’m gay
(snapchat: “slutburn”)
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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i’m gay
(snapchat: “slutburn”)
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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she is beauty, she is grace she do flop, on her face
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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hey i see that i’m getting a lot of messages and i swear i’ll respond soon i just don’t really know how to talk to people rn but please know i’m not ignoring you and i appreciate you all
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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my son has grown up to become the dankest of nugs
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geekasaur · 6 years ago
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when u get dumped/cheated on + have to move into a hotel w/ no human contact and u start 2 lose it 
(follow “slutburn” on snapchat 4 more messy gay heartbreak!)
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