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Sorry. Been MIA to finish writing up the Ghoap x Surrogate!Reader fix (now dubbed "Forget Me Not"). Just a few more chapters and I'll be posting the entire thing at once over at AO3!

After that's done, I've got a Greek Mythology x CoD AU that I've been cooking up. I'm mostly thinking of doing the OG characters with a few of the reboot timeline ones mixed in since there's not enough well known/popular characters from the OG Modern Warfare games.

So far I've got the following CoD characters to which Greek God they'd supposed be in my AU:

Price = Zeus

Soap = Poseidon

Makarov = Hades

Yuri = Thanatos

Ghost = Ares

Roach = Eros

Gaz = Dionysus

Alejandro = Apollo

Valeria = Artemis

Laswell = Athena

Nikolai = Hermes

Nikto = Hephaestus

Of course, the AU ain't gonna follow actual Greek Mythology to a point. None of the characters are related to each other so there's no icky incest and whatnot. (I may or may not have stayed up until 4 in the morning thinking about this whole thing 😔🫡)

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Despite what canon implies, I have my own little headcanon that it was Yuri who introduced/connected Makarov to Zakhaev and that's why he was so guilt-ridden over Makarov's downfall. He saw himself as the sole reason his best friend/lover (however you wanna look at their relationship) took such a dark path.

Zakhaev helped push Makarov over the edge to do such drastic measures to get what he wants; to bring Russia back to its former glory and dismantle the West by any means necessary.

And Yuri beats himself up over that because if he hadn't pointed Zakhaev out to Makarov, then Makarov wouldn't have became the deranged terrorist we see in MW2 + MW3. It was his fault Makarov became a monster, so it was only right in Yuri's mind that he's the one who puts Makarov down like the mad dog he is.

It really puts more angst in the MakaYuri dynamic if you look at it like this. Yuri practically sentenced his own best friend and lover to a horrible, despicable life and ended up having to help put him down due to his own actions.

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Okay MakaYuri fans. Imagine this:

It's the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Yuri and Makarov are the only ones who survived out of the entire Inner Circle

Makarov, being the asshole that he is, makes Yuri do most of the work around camp and during supply runs....but a small part of him also does this as an excuse to watch over Yuri. To protect him from any undead or raiders that may ambush them

While out on a particular supply run, Yuri accidentally makes too much noise and draws the attention of a nearby horde while the duo are in an old pharmacy looking for medicine.

Makarov creates a distraction for Yuri, so Yuri can escape...but the two end up getting separated. Yuri doesn't realize this until he's back at camp, and of course, starts to freak out a little.

When Yuri goes back to search for Makarov, he sees the horde has moved on but numerous dead zombies litter the pharmacy grounds....with a bitten and already turned Makarov sitting on the ground near the front counter.

Yuri being Yuri, couldn't bring himself to finish off his close friend. Yuri, being so naive, thinks that he could find a cure to help Makarov. So he carefully immobilizes his zombified friend and makes it to where he can't bite him. (Breaks his jaws, gags him, muzzles him....I'll let you decide)

Months pass with no luck in finding a cure. Yuri has practically given up at this point but still chooses not to kill Makarov. Mostly because of how guilty he feels about the situation. He knows it's his fault; that if he wasn't so loud in the pharmacy, that horde wouldn't have come and Makarov wouldn't have been bitten.

Yuri is basically keeping Makarov as a physical reminder of his guilt and shame now, of how he got his closest friend killed...of how he failed his friend.

He uses Makarov to vent a lot now too. Something he really couldn't do when Makarov was alive considering how cold and callous the former terrorist was. I mean, it's not like he can even understand him now anyways....right?

As Yuri vents to the zombified Makarov one night, something about how he was starting to have doubts about the attack they were planning right before the world went to shit....about how he was this close to turning Makarov in to the FSB. The only response Yuri gets is the usual rugged, horase groans and grunts from Makarov.

He gets up, about to head over to his sleeping bag to turn in for the night after he was finished ranting when something catches his attention. He stops and listens out for it....and again, he hears it. Turning back to Makarov, Yuri's blue eyes meet his clouded grey ones just as Makarov's mouth moves again....

Y...Y....Yu....Yura....

Yuri nearly collapses right then and there as his undead friend utters that single word. His nickname that only Makarov used for him. Makarov was still in that husk....somewhere....

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Let's not blame only the men. MILLIONS of women voted for the orange cunt as well.

This applies to all the mothers and grandmothers that voted for him. Even the single women too.

When those women get SA'd, find out they're pregnant and can't do anything about the pregnancy they desperately want to get rid of, maybe then they'll have learned their lesson on voting for someone who hates their existence.

I sincerely hope that DOESN'T happen to them because no one deserves to go through that, but I know that's a slim possibility now that we're under the control of the Reds. I hope they find out the mistakes of their vote choice in other ways that wouldn't permanently, mentally scar them for life

And let's not forget the immigrants that, for whatever reason, voted for him too and now run the risk of getting deported?

I'll never understand the people who are going to be harmed more than anything under Trump that still voted for him. It's sad. Really sad.

And with this, I'm going to ask everyone who voted for the man to please unfollow me and/or don't interact with me. Ever. The next four years is going to result in SO MANY people dying and it easily could have been avoided if you just hadn't voted for Trump

To the men who voted for Donald Trump today:

When your girlfriend gets pregnant, and you’re not ready to become a father, and you’re forced into a position that cripples you emotionally, financially and irreversibly, remember: you did this.

When your sister’s pregnancy turns out to be ectopic, and she can’t get the life-saving medical care she needs and dies a completely pointless, preventable death, remember: you did this.

When your 12-year-old daughter is raped by her soccer coach — after he’s legally allowed to strip off her pants and peep at her genitals, because the existence of trans kids terrifies you — and she steals your shotgun and kills herself in your garage, remember, first and foremost: you did this.

Hundreds of thousands of people are going to die because of the decision you made today.

You did that.

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Hear Me Out....

Kristof Lazar is the hottest version of Dracula (besides Dracula from Castlevania and Alucard from Hellsing) we've had in recent years.

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Aw, they released the bundle on his birthday. How sweet

Anyways, I finally got my boy Nikto in Warzone (I don't have any pictures atm unfortunately). They were selling past Battlepass bundles and I managed to snag the MW2 Season 4 BP pack so now I've got Nikto in my collection 😌😌

Now if they'd only release Kruger, Yuri and Nikolai in the new Warzone I could die happy....

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Dunno if this has been done or not yet but I got to thinking....Alpha!Nikto who had the scent glands in his neck irreparably damaged when he was tortured by Zakhaev to the point where he can't give off any of his pheromones to attract an Omega.

That, along with his disfigured face, make every Omega he tries to impress pass him up for a fully functional Alpha. This causes Nikto to become incredibly depressed since the only thing he's living for at this point is just his military career and that's all. (Or a reverse scenario with an Omega!Nikto who's scent glands were damaged AND can't go into heat anymore so he's not desirable to any Alphas now)

Reader is an Alpha/Omega (depending on which version of Nikto we wanna go with) who's also been through Hell and have scent glands that basically don't do shit as well so no one wants them either. The only time either Reader or Nikto even get a hint of what the other is is during a sparring match, when they're both insanely sweaty and their glands are working overtime. Their scents are still barely noticeable, but when one pins the other to the mat, then they both catch wind of the other's scent which sends them both spiraling into a Rut/Heat

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So we all know about the new zombie variant of Ghost now

And we all noticed how the arm with the tattoo is implied to be Soap's arm, yeah? I know people are scream "Ghoap" at this but...

Did we also notice the arm that Soap's arm is clutching for dear life?

My fellow people. That's PRICE'S arm. Not Ghost's. The way Soap is CLINGING to Price's arm like that...it's like they died together and Soap was holding onto him like, "Cap'n, I don't want to die"..."Price, I'm scared"..."John, I'm sorry"

This just feeds into my poly!TF141, sorry....

Also let's pour one out for Farah as well 🫠🥲 Not only do you see Gaz's hat but also Farah's head band thing

There are just so many little details in this skin, I absolutely LOVE it....to bad its locked behind the $25 version of the BP

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I'm not sure what is worse....

The fact they Skibidi-fied him or the fact they put him in casual clothing.

Makarov in jeans should be ILLEGAL....it FEELS illegal....but that fit also looks good on him and I can't wait to draw him NORMALLY in it without the Skibidi bullshit going on

Makarov going out in casual attire instead of his formal suits as to not draw attention to himself in public with his S/O is so simple yet I'm going feral over it. It makes me thrive for an AU where Makarov's dad didn't jump shit with the Soviet Union's collapse, which didn't lead Makarov to become a terrorist and he could have a normal life

But that sounds too boring. I want to make this man WORSE, not better 😌💅

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WHAT DID THEY DO TO THEM

I know it's the Smile 2 skins but WHY do they look like something straight from Skibidi?!?

Anyways, here's my money Activision 💰

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Reminder to Makarov fans that his plush is in Presale on Wonderland! It's $41 after shipping (at least for me. I live in the US)

I didn't see Yuri, unfortunately so I'm guessing his campaign failed 😞😭

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Reboot and OG Makarov Wallpapers

My editing ain't the best....it ain't even good but I did scrape together as many Makarov images that I could find on Google and make these.

BONUS SILLY EDIT (....for Reboot!Makarov. Maybe I'll do a silly edit for OG Makarov, maybe not)

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✨A quick little update on the Ghoap Surrogacy fic✨

I haven't abandoned it, don't worry. I'm still working on it. I've got the next few parts done. I'm actually just in the process of getting it and my other works transferred over to Ao3 since I know people like reading on that site as well + it'll give me just a little bit more exposure as not everyone uses Tumblr.

I'll still post the parts on here, of course, but I won't be uploading them until I get them all on Ao3, which will take about a month or so (there's a lot, sorry!)

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Shook the jar. I don't think he liked it. Also I'm pretty sure he might have a concussion now as well

Oh well. That'll teach him not to commit war crimes

Whatever you do, do NOT let this man out. He's in timeout for a reason.

I also have a Twitter (or X) now that I'll use a bit more often for my art related stuff

https://x.com/_YummiGummi_?t=fXrYLZgCniFMlbKB8QCT1w&s=09

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Whatever you do, do NOT let this man out. He's in timeout for a reason.

I also have a Twitter (or X) now that I'll use a bit more often for my art related stuff

https://x.com/_YummiGummi_?t=fXrYLZgCniFMlbKB8QCT1w&s=09

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Mini Modern Warfare Rant

The biggest plot hole (if you wanna call it that I suppose) from the original MW3 that bugs me the most is during Blood Brothers where Yuri, Soap and Price head to Prague to meet up with Kamarov and the rest of the resistance to try and take down Makarov

Obviously this fails and Soap ends up dying

Yuri and Soap should have immediately noticed the C-4 or whatever bomb was planted up in that room with them in the church. There was absolutely NO WAY they could have missed it, as Soap was literally two feet from one when you see them start to flash and beep when Makarov activates them.

As much as I love the OG Modern Warfare games, the plot holes they have are quite silly.

Like, it's stated MULTIPLE times throughout MW2 that the man Makarov hates the most is Prisoner 6-2-7, who you have to go and snag from the Gulag....which ends up being Captain Price. Makarov KNEW that this man and Soap were the only people that was somewhat capable in taking him out.

So why on God's green Earth did this man decide to help out his worst enemy to rat out Shepherd's location? He knew Shepherd was gonna kill Price and the rest of TF141, so why not just let it happen?

I guess you could make the argument that he knew Shepherd was after him as well, but Makarov also had proof that could tie Shepherd back to the Zakhaev International attack and just blackmail him to NOT come after him unless Shepherd wanted his whole "war hero" image to be burned away

Firmly believe Makarov would have ended up winning (at least succeeded in his goal of eliminating Price and Soap) if he hadn't given Price Shepherd's location and instead gave him a fake ass location during "Enemy of my Enemy" before letting Shepherd know so he could finish up tying his loose ends. Then he could have turned right around in giving the US the information that tied Shepherd with the terrorist attack that started WW3, which would have put Shepherd behind bars or even give him the death penalty.

And yeah, I know there's still the whole thing with Yuri but like....who would he have turned to if Price and Soap had died at the end of MW2? I wonder if Yuri would have went to Kamarov and the resistance instead and how that would have turned out.

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CoD: Modern Warfare 3 (Wii) Makarov

What the hell did they do to him 😭 😭

You can't tell me that the Wii wasn't powerful enough to handle his hair