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A very curious octopus.

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Choose your fighter

Bonus~

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This is the best thing i've ever read Ever

Does Satan have a bellybutton?!

He wasn't born or created in a womb so he doesn't need one! He just..popped into existence??? So it wouldn't make sense if he did

Wait hang on nipples? Pretty sure we all know the deal with nipples. Ya start out as a girl and then your lil chromie homies change and you might become a boy so ya just have em anyways. SATAN JUST POPPED INTO EXISTENCE SO DOES HE OR DOES HE NOT HAVE FUCKING NIPPLES??

When God was creating the brothers do you think he was just chillin and was like "LET THERE BE NIPPLES!!" And then Satan popped out of Lucifers wings and he was just like "Ayo, fuck that one. He don't get no nipples. No nipple having ass bitch. I didn't give you permission to exist"

LEVIATHAN DOESNT HAVE NIPPLES??

IS THE LITTLE BLACK DOT HIS NIPPLE? NONE OF THEM HAVE NIPPLES, RIGHT???

Guys pls help

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off-duty butler doodle

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If you can’t face your demons, fuck them. *sinful indulgence playing in a distance*

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reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

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Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.

I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻

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No thank you mighty duck

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My nicknames for the obey me characters 💪

Lucifer:

Luci wuci

Luci

Luciussy

Lucifucker

Bitch

Whore

Mammon:

Mammoney

Mammy

Mams

Mamam

My man

The great mammon

Leviathan:

Levia-chan

Levi

Lev(s)

Lev lev

Gamer boy

Gabe itch

Satan:

Stanley

Stan

Sate

Tan tan

Cat man

Anger issues

Asmodeus:

Azzy

Asmo

Assmo

Horny bitch

Beelzebub:

Beel

Beelze

Bub bub

Beelz

Beel beel

Thicc boi

Belphegor:

Belph

Belphie

Bel

Sleeping beauty

Sleeping bitch

Sleepy head

Mephistopheles:

Mephisto

Mephi

Megatron

Metamorphisis

Membrane

Membership

Barbatos:

Barbs

Barbie

Barbietoes

Barbara

Hot bitch

Diavolo:

Dia

Dia-dia

Squishy

My prince

My love

Thirteen:

Cutie

Hot-stuff

(I dont have much nicknames for them sadly 😔🤞)

Solomon:

Solo

Mon

Mon mon

Solo solo

Monsolo

Simeon:

Sim sim

Simmy

Slim jim

My angel

Shoulders

Raphael:

Raph

Bitch

Whore

My bitch 🤞

Raphy

Luke:

Kiddo

My son

My attention span

(get it cause he's short- WAIT WHAT HE'S 5'2 eh im 3 inches taller than him if i fix my posture)

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i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

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What tha actual fuck is wrong with people he. HE LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE A FUCKING CHILD WHAT IS SO ATTRACTIVE ABOUT THAT TO MAKE PEOPLE WRITE LUKE OR ANY CHILD OF THAT MATTER. Honestly it's disgusting why tf do people sexualize children

ALERT ALERT ALERT!SUMMONING THE OBEY ME FANDOM!

Normally i consider myself a level headed person but i come to report THIS SHIT!->

THIS CREATOR JUST POSTED THIS DISCUSTING SMUT OF LUKE-Which if we all know the creators have confirmed to be a 10 year old!

This is NOT ok!Downright pedophilia for anything other then Reader/Mc and luke being anything other platonic love,This just ruined my rest day we cant permit this kinda content of fetishizing minors

LUKE IS A MINOR

Please this cant go on

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little habits

Lucifer - drapes his cloak over you when he stands next to you. it's become a subconscious habit, he doesn't really know he's doing it. it doesn't matter if you're outside with the breeze or lounging on the couch in front of the fire, you'll feel a comforting weight on your shoulders. dismisses it when you ask him if he's acknowledged his little habit, waving a hand in the air.

Mammon - likes to watch you do your makeup. he sits on the lip of the bath tub and studies how you blend your eyeshadow or where you apply your blush. he also asks questions, so yer sayin half a lash will look better? and puttin' that pencil all over your lips makes the lipstick last longer? he lets you do his makeup from time to time too. sits patiently, legs crossed and eyelashes kissing his cheeks. just know if you wear a plumping gloss and kiss him he will whine about how it's spicy.

Satan - helps you with your hair. whether its twisting the strands around his finger to define your curls, blow drying when you feel too sleepy or applying your products, he likes the intimacy. sitting in a comfortable silence and knowing he can help you with the little things. he takes the time to get rid of pesky knots with delicate touches and learns how to properly braid to be ready when you need it.

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Snail pride 🏳️‍🌈

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The Obey me characters with an mc that bites them randomly

(I like biting the people i love so les go)

Lucifer

-he screamed Loud

-he begs you to not tell anyone about his scream

-you almost gave him a heartattack

-he scolded you for biting him

-tries to act all tough after

"Do that again and i cannot guarantee that you'll survive"

Mammon

-another screamer

-all his money he was counting went flying up into the air

-bro almost hit you

-he bit you back instead

-blushing mess

"M-mc! Ya' can't just go around bitin' people like that! I almost hit ya!"

Leviathan

-His reflexes kicked in and accidentally hit you

-starts sobbing

-doesn't even notice you bit him

-he apologizes like a bunch of times

-watches your favourite anime with you after

"!! MC I'm *sob* so *sob* SORRYYYYY, h-how can y-ou *sob* forgive a yucky otaku like me *sobs even more*"

Satan

-run.

-he gets so mad

-mans will chase you around the house

-though you found a cat and showed it to him

-after he calmed down he bit you back

"MC GET BACK HERE YOU—" *you show him a cat* "that was a dirty trick" *pets the cat*

Asmodeus

-he was doing his makeup

-he ruined his eyeliner

-screeches

-prepare to run for your life

-hide in the closet (you might find me in there you get what i mean 🌈)

-he will hunt you down

-once he finds you he tickles you until you apologize

*pulls you into his lap and tickles the living hell out of you* "apoligize then i'll stop"

Beelzebub

-literally doesn't care

-pats your head

"Oh are you hungry too mc? Dont worry the food is almost done"

Belphegor

He's either asleep or half asleep and will not notice.

Mephistopheles

-bites you back harder

-yall have a contest trying to see who can bite the hardest

-you won 💪

-ever since that he just started to bite you randomly (only in private tho)

"Two can play at that game mc!"

Barbatos

-another screamer

-he was surprised he didnt know he could scream that loud

-repremands you for biting him

-blushing slighty

"Don't try something like that ever again"

Diavolo

-confused laughter

-"is this some sort of human thing?"

-bites you back

-invites you to the castle after

-yall hang out n' stuff

"Hm? Why are you biting me mc? Is it a kind of game?"

Solomon

-almost had an heartattack

-ignores you for the rest of the day

-if you want his forgiveness you have to eat the stuff he cooks (i'll pass)

"If you wish for my forgiveness then try this, let me know how it tastes"

Simeon

-gasps

-confused laughter ×2

-yall are just staring at eachother

-it gets akward

-you end up leaving

-simeon is confused

"What just happened"

Raphael

-screams louder than mammon when hes watching scary movies

-doesn't hesitate to pull out his spear on you

-threatens you

-you run away

-he chases after you with his spear in hand

-doesn't say anything

Thirteen

-she was the one to bite you first

-then you bit her

-and the cycle just repeats itself

-the both of you enjoy biting eachother

-Solomon witnessed this

-he got yall some chew toys

"Don't be jealous sol you know you want to bite them too"

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My mc for obey me 💪

His name is Arzoi

And yeahhh uhhh

Some stuff abt him :

-he's trans and has had no surgery's yet

-he LOVES cats

-if you trace over the swirls on his cheeks he'll become a happy mess

-extroverted introvert

-clumsy mf

-likes biting people or himself

-a perfectionist

-loves physical attention

-he's a satan/levi/belphie kinnie

-tries to learn some kpop dances but he's stiff asf

-drinks milk like its water

-lacks in physical strength and social skills

-once he's more comfortable around you he's giggly and bubbly tho other than that he's mostly quiet

-does doodles in his textbooks

-he may or may not be the one who draws penises on the chalk board

-sleeps all day

-sets alarms telling him when to take off his binder or else he'll just forget

-has horrible memory

-a smart idiot

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My random obey me headcannons 🕺🏽

Lucifer :

-mans doesn't shower

-he just puts on deodorant and perfume then calls it a day

-most of the time he's do busy with paperwork and forgets to shower (ngl same)

-went 2 weeks without showering before mc forced him to

-he's good with kids

-smells like red wine

Mammon :

-has a sugar daddy on discord

-he showers but applys a fuckton of perfume

-bro drowns himself in perfume

-he says he does it so everyone can tell when 'the great mammon' is around

-he watches those troom troom videos on how to turn an F into an A

-when he doesn't drown himself in perfume he smells like those hardware stores

Leviathan:

-he's a discord kitten and you cant convince me otherwise

-sucks at remembering things (same)

-took one of those "am i gay" quizzez and ended up crying cause he got 100% straight (i hc for all the om characters to be pansexual)

-talks to his pet fish (i forgot its name 😭) like he's a human

-he smells like mint

Satan:

-baby satan acted like a cat 24/7

-he licked himself and drank milk like a cat 😭

-he tipped over one the tower of books in his room and got stuck under

-sneaks cats into his room

-has a cat pencil case, a cat pen, and cat stickers

-purrs like a cat

-has a cat plushie that he sleeps with and he reads to it

-he named it "stanley"

-smells like a new book

Asmodeus:

-he broke his nails trying to help satan get out of the books that we're trapping him

-he just gave up and left satan there

-he does drag

-baby asmo was treated like a princess in the celestial realm

-he tried solomons cooking and almost choked to death

-he smells like bubblegum or cherries

Beelzebub:

-makes the bakes the best pasteries ever, its good enough to rival luke and barbietoes

-he just doesn't bake often cause he ends up eating the batter before baking it

-beel accidentally ate a chunk out of his pillow when he was asleep

-even though he works out i imagine him to be fluffy and chubby (i just want chubby beel 🤞)

-sometimes forgets how super stronk he is and ends up breaking things

-when one of the brothers or luke is sad he wraps them up in a blanket and cradles them (yes he does it to lucifer too)

-smells like brownies

Belphegor:

-he doesn't take baths

-one time he took a bath but fell asleep in the bathtub and almost drowned so now he just showers

-his skin is super smoothe (smoother than asmo's)

-super flexabile

-he falls asleep in satans room after they come up with pranks to play on luci wucy

-smells like a mattress

Diavolo:

-his hugs are so soft and comforting omg if i got a hug from him i'd melt

-he cuddles barbatos during the winter to warm up (barbatos is like a walking heater and you cant convince me otherwise)

-him and mammon went on a shopping spree and spent a lot of money #bonding

-asmo sent him some skincare products and he uses it when he remember's to

-convinced a drunk lucifer to dance with him (leviathan has a video of this)

-visits the human world often

-he smells like irish spring soap

Barbatos:

-most of the time he's zoned out during student council meetings

-a walking heater

-sees luke as his son

-is a cat person

-sees beel as brother and baby's him a lot ex. Feeds him, pats his head ect. (though you'll bearly notice when hes doing it)

-bro cant handle children (except for luke)

-he's lowkey kinda scared of them

-him and diavolo gossip over tea

-he likes apple cinnamon tea (my fave kind of tea)

-he smells like a tree

Simeon:

-devildom is currupting him slightly

-has accidentally cussed infront of luke

-writes fanfics when bored

-he wrote a book about cats and sent it to satan on his birthday

-studies people's facial expression's and gestures

-he had a R.A.D uniform but micheal made him wear his celestial realm outfit instead

-makes the best pancakes ever

-smells like cotton candy

Luke:

-an ankle biter

-will bite you if you get him angry enough

-likes baking with barbatos

-accidentally called barbatos and simeon 'dad'

-he banned solomon from the kitchen after tasting his food for the first time

-smells like freshly baked cookies

Raphael:

-the type of mf that reminds the teacher they have hw

-the type of mf to sntich on you when your eating in class

-smells like wet cement

I have beef with him since that time during lukes bday event when everyone was ignoring solomon when he said he wanted to cook but raphael didnt😭😭

Solomon:

-is banned from the kitchen

-he cooks disgusting shit on purpose but hes actually somewhat good at cooking

-he needs glasses but prefers contacts

-saw a drunk lucifer dancing with diavolo and joined them

-mans has no ass

-pancake flat

-he has a boney ass (dw me too 🤞😔)

-smells like rain

Mephistopheles:

-LOVES kids (platonically obviously)

-bro has mlp figurines

-wakes up early in the morning to do his hair

-has a soft spot for luke

-he walks with sass

-took him a year to perfectly walk in heels

-snores loud asf

-cant cook (not as bad as solo tho)

-smells like perfume

I have no hcs for thirteen yet

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This. The amount of times i've read a fanfic and the writer says "oh well its okay since hes 10082822 years old" or some shit like that. Like tha doesn't make it okay he still looks and acts like an child 😭😭

i would like to be Perfectly Clear™️ about something:

IF YOU SEXUALIZE LUKE, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

that is all. thank you for your time.