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I just had the stupidest idea for a fnaf au and I had to share. Fnaf au where Michael gets tired of his dad's shit so he drops off burntrap vanny and the chip with glitchtrap's code at a newly abandoned Dennys and locks the door, glitchtrap gets put in a staff bot boddy. The series follows afton afton and vanny in their new life at Dennys, "Michael don't leave me here! Their eggs are mediocre at best! Michael!!" Vanny sleeps in the atic and the 2 incarnation's of afton share a room in the cellar, imagine vanny waking up late at night to the smell of burning only to see burntrap leaning over a frying pan like "hey vanny I'm making pancakes want some?" And when she says no he's just like "more for me then" and sits down at a unlight Dennys table illuminated only by his eyes and eats pancakes that are somehow entirely unburnt despite actively being on fire "they're a bit spicy but I'm used to it" burntrap and vanny are dumbasses together glitchtrap is a weirdo and when it's vannessa instead of vanny she's the sane one of the group that everyone else bounces their insanity off of in all the jokes, Michael sends helpy on Mondays to restock the place. I KNOW this would be an amusing comic series and you can't convince me otherwise.

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To the weird distorted people on the other side of a portal to another version of our world, are we the weird undistorted people on the other side of a portal to another version of their world? Does the horror unease and fear go both ways? Something to consider

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In five nights at Freddy's ultimate custom night although it may seem like funtime Freddy is missing he's actually not, infact its actually molten freddy who's missing. During the filming of ultimate custom night Scott tried to get molten freddy to come back into the studio to record sole voice lines and a jumpscare but he refused after the stress and their treatment in their first appearance (pizzarea simulator) so Scott simply decided that people liked molten freddy more than funtime Freddy so they stole funtime Freddy's costume and made him dress up as molten freddy and play his role, initially Scott planned to just edit the voice before the game released to make it sound closer to molten but the stress of being forced to perform in the animatronic equivalent of nudity made funtime Freddy finally snap and it turns out when he's fully insane funtime Freddy sounds alot like molten freddy. This was kept secrete for years until one day in an interview with Scott when someone kept complimenting molten acting Scott ended up correcting them and when asked to elaborate went on a half hour long rant about how molten refused to show up to record and how he made funtime Freddy use molten costume.

Molten later agreed to return on the conditions that he got a suit and voice upgrade and that he was treated better and thus they managed to fit him in as the new glamrock freddy, unfortunately as glamrock freddy he couldn't realy play the role they first wanted him to play so they ounce again forced funtime Freddy to play the role of the tangle/the blob

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Due to the magic required to allow skeletons to exist in their curent form without falling apart they are more naturally inclined towards magical tendencies hence why they have infinite arrows how the stray and bogged variants have access to potion tipped arrows and how the wither skeletons can give you the withering effect using a unenchanted sword (also a possible explanation for why they would shoot fire arrows before the idea was cut due to so much h fire already being in the nether and the withers being at the time the only Melle mob in the nether)

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If McDonald's is the mario of fast food then does that make Arby's the waluigi of fast food? The definition of mediocrity and no defining qualities to make it better then any other option yet it has a cult following anyways?

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A few headcannons about fnaf ruin dlc's eclipse, Due to being so broken sometimes ruin eclipse randomly goes into "entertainment mode" the mode he'd use to entertain kids by putting on acts, this usually results In him being stuck speaking in a over exaggerated thespian acent, he is aware of this and it doesn't actually change his personality itself other then making his mannerisms a bit more dramatic to match his voice but he's powerless to stop it so he usually just decides to go with it and have some fun until the glitch stops and he can return to normal, also he hates bith extremes of light level because bright lights hurt his moon eye and his sun eye can't see in the dark, also he's scared of the dark due to influence from sun's code, and lastly sometimes when entertainment mode happens instead of a thespian accent he's British. (Incase you can't tell these are slightly inspired by the sun and moon show's ruined eclipse)

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New minecraft headcannon, piglins can't actually cremated bodies due to lack of any controllable source of heat in the nether instead they actually Bury their dead in the Netherack, this often results in the stoney nether floor absorbing the soul and becoming soul sand wich is actually part of why soul sand valleys can get so big is because they are burial grounds for several piglin tribes

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New minecraft headcannon.

At some point villagers tried to creat the ultimate warriors by kidnapping young endermen and rasing them as warriors while funneling absurd amounts of magic into their body as they age so it incorporates into them then putting them In enchanted gladiators armor and a blindfold with eye markings on it to keep them in perpetual rage state, this backfired miserably because apparently endermen have strong parental bonds and blindfolded endermen struggle to adjust after teliporting and thus aren't able to safely relly on teliportarion based confusion tactics like other endermen do so what the villagers actually got where super powered endermen with blindly stumbling around with no clue where they where and extremely angry enderman-mothers and fathers hunting down the illagers, interestingly though the blindfolds could never be removed from the endermen due to magical bindings resulting in those endermen remaining in their perpetual rage state so somewhere in the world exist about 20 powerful endermen with sharp teeth enchanted Armor and deadly combat training who have adapted to their blindness by gaining extreme hearing and have even developed the peculiar ability to drain the magic out of enchanted items to sustain and strengthen themselves

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So I'm playing immortal fenyix rising and . . . I don't think I have it in me to restore hephaistos, he's so adorable as a automation, and I can't help but agree with typhon when they said that he has much more potential as a adorable automation with a love of arts.

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Anyone else think gutrot looks like a my hero academia character and that the only thing showing that they're a ben 10 character and not a mha character is the omnitrix and the green outfit?

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Does anyone else randomly decide to write dnd character ideas despite not having a campaign planned and already having 10 other characters? or randomly come up with game mechanic ideas for a game that will never exist, or enemy ideas for a game that will never exist, then feel sad you can't manifest them into reality without learning to code?

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The reason foxy can see past the mask is because hes the most damaged of the Withereds so his facial scanners don't work meaning he sees through the sight of the soul inside like in fnaf 1 not through the camreas built into the eyes of the animatronics like the other withereds in fnaf 2, this also explains why mangle can see past the mask but only sometimes because she has 2 heads so depending on wich of his heads sees the mask first they react differently if I had to guess I'd say the endo head sees past the mask and the foxy head is tricked because it makes sense for the endo head to be more damaged like foxy

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I hate with a burning passion the random rooms on neon abyss and the fact they can't be turned off with most characters irs kinda ok cuz your items all do different things already so it's kinda like knocking down your trash pile and giving you a new one but with characters who can see item descriptions it's incredibly Infuriating cuz you can see what your items do and pick them for a specific build so its like you spent several levels of a game carefully and slowly building up a beautiful card castle then the game sets the cards on fire and sweeps the ashes into a trashcan and hands you a pile of garbage they picked completely at random and theirs no way to turn it off because unlike other special events it's not bought using the currency it's just already unlocked and therefore can't be removed it's incredibly annoying and every time it happens I want to scream and it certainly dosemt help when I have a certain weapon because of my build then when it randomizes it takes everything but that weapon and dosent give me a new one so I'm stuck with the terrible weapon I only had for a specific build I don't have anymore then it forces me to fight a bunch of bosses ti get my items it's not even handing me the garbage pile it's driving me to the local dumpsite and telling me to fistfight the homeless people to earn their garbage as my prize execpt instead of hobos it's literal gods who have great potential of easily ending my run because up until then I was used to having a build and suddenly I now only have like 3 items and aa terrible gun

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Something has been bothering me about Pyro's vision if he sees axes as lollipops flamethrowers as bubble blowers and the world as rainbows why does he attack? You don't hit winged babies with giant lollipops you hand it to them and you don't shoot babies with bubble guns you shoot the bubbles into the air so they can see the bubbles and he'd especially see them always running from him pyros reasoning never made sense even if he was oblivious of war and thinks he's frolicking in rainbow fields he'd still be an insane pyromaniac who bashes in babies skulls with lollipops while laughing and singing to himself also I get that the goggles mess with his vision but why's he so childish and immature that he falls for it and thinks theirs actually unicorns and winged babies also the way Pauline talks to pyro and the way pyro looks at the fire in the comics implies that the goggles aren't the entire reason he's so oblivious wich implies mann Co is aware of one of their mercenaries being mentally handicapped and they're intentionally exploiting it

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Despite making an account several days ago and not doing anything with it i do in fact still exist

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Microwave bacon is like hotel bacon dry and crunchy

I made some really good crispy bacon in the microwave.