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Presenting...the official facemask of 2021.

And hopefully, ONLY 2021. Time will tell, I suppose.

Stay safe out there...and you can get yours (in five available colors) at this link: https://teespring.com/nunayall

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I CAN'T be the first one to think of this...

Blog and Reblog are on a boat.

Blog gets out.

Who's left?

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You know what, I’mma say it:

Stephen Miller makes me wish bone-itis was a real thing. 

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Breaking News:

USATODAY.COM HEADLINE: Pastor Paula White Calls on Angels from Africa and South America to bring Trump Victory.

SPIRITUAL ENTITIES FROM AFRICA AND SOUTH AMERICA:

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The New Way to do things...

OK, since this is how we're doing things now, *I* hereby declare, for Electoral Vote purposes, the 2021 Eisner award for Best Single Issue...get your copy HERE!

https://www.blurb.com/b/9983289-alleycat-2-0-pilot

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Just wanna say the following...

I'm only going to stop in right now to leave this linktree - linktr.ee/callmegreggie; please do check me out, gifting season is approaching -  and to say the following: whatever you think about Hillary Clinton...she'd have been an EXEMPLARY president. Because as the closeness of this year’s race proves, only white men...and ONLY white men...are allowed to fuck up with impunity around here. Everyone else is on a sliding scale of...

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FanArt Masters, Hear My Prayer:

Launchpad McQuack and Dewford D. Duck as: 

CAPTAIN CRASH & TURBO!

Can either be drawn in the style of Captain America & Bucky, or Batman and Robin. Just a matter of whether or not you want them to have a cape!

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A DuckTales Related Thought

You know, I'm not saying the Light/Wily/Rock dynamic isn't already there waiting to be built upon, but all you'd need for a Mega Man inspired episode of DuckTales is for Dr. Akita to decide to build 8 more "World Breakers" and we would be off and RUNNING.

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You know what...

We have tomatoes the size of grapes, and that's all well and nice...but can't we have grapes the size of tomatoes, too?

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I suddenly found myself wondering...

...how Bugs Bunny and the Warner Siblings would hit it off. If it was up to me, Yakko, Wakko and Dot would make him their personal Daffy. And then at the end of the short, you’d see Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam, Daffy Duck, Marvin the Martian, Gossamer, that one bull all in a movie theatre watching the whole thing and having the best laugh of their LIVES.

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I really gotta say...

...I've half a mind to rewrite a certain John Legend song and use it to extoll my abilities at replicating movie theatre style popcorn, cuz uh, IdontwannaBRAG...

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The last four years have not been easy for a great deal of us. This is a creative outlet that has helped me...and I want to thank everyone who has purchased from my gift shop, and especially in 2020. You gave me things to feel good about in 2020 and I want to thank you. 

Each of these designs can be found at https://teespring.com/stores/greggies-got-ideas

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Doesn't this just say it all? THE collector's item that encapsulates the entire-assed year. Get yours here. teespring.com/2020-wtaf https://www.instagram.com/p/CCgqXnZgSxa/?igshid=47ymgyic1orf

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Saw these purchases in my analytics in the last few days...my first mask sale (teespring.com/because-of-republicans) and WELP (teespring.com/welp-v1) may turn into my bestseller! #jokesmith #designer #comedian #comedians #comediansofinstagram #welp #wearamask https://www.instagram.com/p/CCb11VTAshF/?igshid=1bzttstwlbpv7

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Old Boy went through HOW MANY hearts, y'think he's trying to get got by his LUNGS? C'mon, now... https://www.instagram.com/p/CB625SuAv5H/?igshid=1dlwzpwrqwchj

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I had an opportunity, when I self published my comic via @blurbbooks to add kind of an #intro to offer some context to the story ahead. Once again the link is in the bio. There are plans for more, and this is the ground floor! #jokesmith #anthro #comicbooks #books #comics #superhero #batman #oneshot #linkinbio #shopping #onlineshopping #bookstore https://www.instagram.com/p/CB2yfmgF99e/?igshid=cper7lcyuabn

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I didn't have a chance to check the analytics on the gift shop for a few days, and turns out someone commemorated #ThiccThursday last week by treating themselves to a pair of leggings (teespring.com/thiccer)! To whoever that was...!!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CBgTeB3DU7J/?igshid=czho4ei8dp34