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Jason, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Percy: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Percy:

Percy: It's perfume.

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Jason: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*

Percy, poking Jason’s arm: Jason Jason. Jason. Jason.

Jason: WHAT?

Percy: …We’re out of Capri Suns—

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Percy: Wow, Percy, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Jason: We literally slept together yesterday.

Percy: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Jason: What are you drinking?

Percy: Vodka.

Jason: Straight?

Percy: No, gay. Why?

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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Percy: Death penalty.

Jason, from the gallery: Percy, it’s just a parking ticket.

Percy, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.

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Percy: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Jason: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Percy: Yes.

Jason: I'd sleep.

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PSA y’all it’s GREAT when art gets you excited enough that when you reblog, you want to add some commentary or ideas that it inspired you to think about.

that’s AWESOME. that’s what we WANT.

but please keep that commentary actually… within the realm OF the art?

like… we love the “oh my god they WOULD so do that, like what if they even-“ like YESSSS that’s fantastic more of that.

what we DONT need or want is the “this is great but let’s be honest they probably actually/it would really go like-“

…like okay cool great character meta, it would make its own great post, WHY do you feel the need to share it on a piece of art that… had absolutely nothing to do… with that concept?

y’all, just. don’t do that. make your own post about it.

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Nico: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you it’d ruin the mystery.

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Dear Supporter,

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Rakan Zaqout from Gaza.🍉 I am reaching out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraising campaign. I lost both my home and my school, my parents lost their jobs too, due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions.💔

I kindly ask you to visit our campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom.🕊

Please note, our campaign has been verified by 90-ghost and aces-and-angels.☑

If you vote, please also take the time to check out their profile! They have been vetted ❤️🍉

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Season 1 Trivia | PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS

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Hi guys, I know this isn’t normally what I post, but it’s my birthday today!!! :D

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How do we bring Luke back no glue no activator?

HELP LMAO 😭???

This was a treat to find in my inbox-

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Jason: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.

Percy: Jason, that’s gay.

Jason: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

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She sent me an ask, but I’m reblogging the main post

‼️Please don’t skip taking a look 🍉🇵🇸

Am Caroline Gaza 🍉🇵🇸 ..I need your help if you can, my house was destroyed during the war. We lost everything, my family and I did not have anything left. We left our homes in search of a safe place and we were displaced three times to different places to survive, but unfortunately there's no safe place in Gaza. I am also battling Type 1 Diabetes which is very expensive for me to get my insulin injection but just requesting support from my friends. My mother is also very sick and she's a kidney failure patient in need of treatment outside. She suffers from LS. Help me and my family to survive. Please, your small donation can make a huge difference. A friend outside Gaza has come in to help me run the donation program so that my mother can be evacuated. You can reach me for more clarification.

Donation update $274/$650

Please donate here

The most difficult decision for us was to leave our country, to leave Gaza, to overcome the obstacles we faced and the losses we suffered, and to start a new life from scratch.💔💔

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My family is still staying in half of the church that wasn’t affected by the bombing because there is nowhere else to stay other than tents. They are limited to one small meal a day and one shower a week. They are sleeping on the floors, but no one can sleep since there is bombing everywhere around them. Even when there is no bombing, they can still hear the loud buzzing sound of the military planes above them, which would keep anyone who hears it awake. Along with everything, My grandma has diabetes and osteoporosis, so she can’t walk. She has to take her insulin medication along with many others; however, she has run out of many of her medications.” Am on my knees requesting for donation. Target $450

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Hello friends!

🍉I am Mahmoud Ayyad, a Palestinian from the besieged and destroyed Gaza 😭😭, coming from a family of young children, women and elderly ❤❤ who have been suffering😭😭 for 300 difficult days of an aggressive war. Our lives are harsh because we lack all the basic necessities of life. Everything has become scarce and difficult to obtain. There is no food, no water, no medicine.

So, I ask you to help me keep my family safe and alive, especially after we lost all our sources of livelihood.

Please do not leave my family to struggle and suffer these difficult days alone. You can support my campaign by donating whatever you can or by sharing my posts to reach others who can help us survive the war to safety and peace. You are helping the lives of many people with your small contribution. ❤❤🍉🍉

Every donation makes a difference in our very difficult lives. But this is a legitimate campaign and has been checked by 90-ghost

Vetted! Please help how ever you can ❤️ 🍉

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Hello,👋

Hope you are doing well.♥️

I am writing to you with a heart full of hope and faith, and I am asking for your urgent help🙏. My family is in great danger due to the war💔, please,🙏 can you reblog my campaign post on your account? Or donate if you can🌹, every share or donation can make a difference in my family's life.

Do not hesitate to save a family with children, women and newborns from death and war.

.This is my new account [https://gofund.me/e6a1e1e9]🍉I thank you from the bottom of my heart for any help you can provide.❣️🌹

This is vetted! Share what you can 🍉❤️