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Can we take a moment and think about the implications of the “tickle the pear” thing to get into the kitchens.

Besides just the fact that it makes no sense how they picked that way to get in unless they were high, but who figured it out? Has it just been passed on from student to student since Hogwarts began, or did some wandering kid say “imma tickle the froot” and find themselves in the kitchen?

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Hey, sunshines, i missed you :) 

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Helen McCrory as Narcissa Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part One 2010 | dir. David Yates

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100% this is why. And I’m still bitter about it.

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Transfiguration Class

McGonagall: now class, what is the difference between an animagus and a werewolf?

Sirius: *raises hand*

McGongall: yes Mr. Black?

Sirius: an animagus has better hair

Remus: *raises hand* well werewolves are taller

Remus: generally speaking

Sirius: *raises hand* WELL animagi have better bodies!

James: *raises hand* I second that and I also second that they have better hair

Remus: *raises hand* well werewolves don't have the time or energy to style their hair for 20 minutes, particularly around the full moon!

Peter: *raises hand* plus, werewolves don't sing obnoxiously in the shower

Class:......

Sirius: animagi are sexier

James: yeah!

McGonagall: .....while I appreciate the compliments, those were not the answers I was looking for

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Again stolen, not sure who to credit other than @regulusblaq @littleredsiren @janeandthehivequeen

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My kinda cute

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Not mine, if y’all know the credit please tell so I can edit.

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AYOOOOO that’s me. Terrible taste. Hopefully I don’t mess up this new one.

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That’s what..... he said?

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Hermione is a badass, we should all know that

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The contrast and comparison is strong with this one

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My favorite piece.