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what if people who were allergic to nuts were like people with hay fever so instead of having a deadly visceral reaction to nuts they just started sneezing and their eyes watered

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dream just called george (bottom) incompetent on stream ?!?! what now ?!??! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

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WHY DOES DREAM SOUND LIKE A FUCKING GHAST WHEN HE LAUGHS

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jump in the cadillac

girl let’s put some miles on it

anything you want

just to put a :) on it

: )

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WAIT WAIT HE HAS BENSON NOW??? I HAD PABLO FIRST THIS IS AN AMAZING PARALLEL THAT I FREAKING OUT ABOUT BECAUSE IM ON MEDICATION

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everyone claim your “i watched soothouse back in like 2018 when they put out content still” card! (i’m not gatekeeping i’m just bragging)

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consider this: we all know hands are attractive right? well i wanna see more than just the veiny, masculine hands. show me feminine hands, pale and delicate or tanned and roughed up. dark skin with golden rings, pale with silver, just hands from feminine presenting people. i’ve seen corpse already, show me the beauty of delicacy

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GUYS HE LOOKS LIKE MAX AND ROSS COULD THIS BE RELATED HMM I SHALL INVESTIGATE THIS-

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his name is Tyler, he drinks monster, and he really likes ukuleles

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this isn’t really related to the tag just wanted to say HAPPY VALENTINE’s DAY TO WHOEVER SEES THIS YALL ARE WORTHY OF LOVE PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC

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because the world needed more of me

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say hi to pablo he has a fun hat and necklace

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road summer wiggling the vision while i’m driving up the east coast, what a road trip

the summer heat waves paved the highways with memories

of a past life i lived when i was 18

and every winter i remember all the waves of heat

idk i’m spitballing here i just want a heat waves/roadtrip combo

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imagine a universe where everything is the exact same except the numbers 2 and 3 are switched. “there are three people over there” except it’s 2. it’s not 3, but it is

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i genuinely think people don’t talk about how sad danganronpa really is. like yeah, class trials and suspense and drama are fun and extreme parts of the story, but these are literal teenagers/young adults being trapped and force to kill each other in order to escape to a destroyed world. we all know the killing game is so messed up, but my god is it just... yikes. Junko is like an evil genius mastermind, but i think people overlook how far into madness she was. causing an apocalypse and taking humanity’s last hope and toying with it because she’s “bored” is something i can’t even find words to describe. a bunch of kids had to kill each other, and in turn get executed in the most extreme ways possible. i’m mostly talking about the first game right now, but like... why don’t i see a bunch of people talking about the more sad stuff??? don’t we literally love angst now???

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*me watching people say the same thing i said but since they have more followers they get credit even if i did it first* 😀👍

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Tubbo screams in lowercase