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the new pope has GOT to bring deep dish to the vatican. we’ll finally have an american vs italian pizza standoff

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girl who the fuck is voting for the rosetta stone

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is the previous obligation getting shot in the street like a dog?

GET SCARED! AT VIDCON 2025

Ryan, Steven and Matt will be bringing the podcast to VidCon this year! Stay tuned for more info on scheduling, activities, and all that good stuff!

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another tumblr classic net zero information post

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

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who’s up popping their farg

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it’s time to bring back The Cheese Touch to fight facism

Me when I'm throwing cheese slices at the local cybertuck

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CHAPPELL CHAPPELL CHAPPELL

Unfollowing, I wanted to be a Feminarchist soldier so bad and I belive in the cause with all my heart but taylor allison swift is the straightest woman to ever straight and i just cannot take it anymore

I think at this point i dont disagree with you. My new Stan will be announced soon

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in this economy?

woah mama theres weird ominous plastic eggs on your blog???

Woah mama they're gonna put me in the egg

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employment jelly! the great nation of america needs you!

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I'm not a man or a trans man, I'm a cis woman. But i am fascinated by the implications of you thinking testosterone would make me send an ask about the basic human duty of.... Respecting people regardless of gender. What a dark corner, I really do hope I misread something and you're a satire.

Men go to the gulag. Women remain lauded in the Feminarchy. They serve us. Why the FUCK do you disagree with me? It's everything a woman could want. Personal manservants in every driveway! You get a eunuch! You get a eunuch! You get a eunuch! Traitor. You need to be re-educated, clearly. I hate men REGARDLESS of whether they're cis, that being said I am not a barbarian and trans men will get free T and health care and surgeries in the gulag as I do not believe in for-profit healthcare, the "ethics" are horrifying to say the least and I don't understand how anyone in this fecal world would support such a system unless they are one of the money grubbing murdering scoundrels that benefit from the health insurance blood dollars. Begone, pest, for I have no use for you until you renounce your traitorous boy-kissing ways and COME INTO THE LIGHT OF JESUSITA

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i was browsing through my small town local library today and saw fucking HOMESTUCK books one shelf apart from the scarlet letter. what the fuck.

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why the fuck is this written in the ao3 font

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started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

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there's nothing like being in college bc you’ll be hitting rock bottom on the verge of tears and then remember "oh yeah i have a quiz on pussy due at midnight” and just have to roll with it

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trump single handedly fixed the wage gap and forcibly transed every male in america

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tfw you find out that something you viewed as an annoying medical quirk that was never taken seriously is actually a symptom of a chronic autoimmune disease

(yes this is me vague posting about rheumatoid arthritis fevers)