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Okay, okay, okay.... hear me out:

Like, this song is just going 'round and 'round in my head and won't go away, and, like... it just screams The Masked Fools.

Like, listen to this song with this in mind:

The DJ is Aha

The Main Guy is Sampo

(And the Void is IX for shits and giggles)

And I literally believe this is Sampo's first introduction to The Masked Fools xD You can't convince me otherwise xD

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Hiiii how are you ?

Howdy doodle, I am doing well. Yourself?

Also, I never got the chance to ask before, but you mentioned us knowing each other elsewhere, but I don't recognise your username. Mind enlightening me? :3 ♡

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*Slowly slides this into view*

....Ta-daaaaa

*Promptly runs away*

((I've actually got a 25k outline for this one, with 23 planned chapters ♡))

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I sometimes wonder where my inspiration comes from... oh well, guess I'll never know...

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Omg I didn't know you were on tumblr

Omg i just discovered this button (I am so sorry. I'm such a tumblr-noob).

New phone, who dis? *Pokes the potato with a spork to check if it's done*

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I once sweared to myself to never ever (again) fangirl over fanfiction writer, but I've failed. literal Gepo bible written by @shoezuki (eggio)on AO3 I was thinking a lot what to draw for this story, what moment to pick, but in the end just decided to draw the vibes it gives to me

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ghhhgrrrrgdhdh *wheeze* *dies*

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I did a thing.

I dunno how I got the name, but I did (on AD, too!)

I'm a rogue, mwahahha!

Time to level xD

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Merry Christmas everyone!

Chapter 12 "Frozen (Fractured) & [Frontier]" for my Sampard fic "Shatter Me (Unravel Me) [Save Me]" is now out! (Well, part 1 is---this chapter just took on a whole life of its own and I still haven't finished it lol so it's been chopped in half!)

Enjoy!

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gepard as a bear in his 40s, weight steadily creeping up on him because things have gotten more peaceful and his metabolism isnt what it used to be...

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I've been waiting for the 💯 bookmark to come around, and I missed it 😆 I went to bed last night at 99 and woke up to 101!

Thank you to everyone who is subscribed and bookmarked to the torture of their favourite lil blorbos ♡ it makes me so happy ♡♡♡♡

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Where he belongs (/affectionately)

Put him in the soup. Ignore to save him reblog to boil him like to add carrots.

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So, to the few people on here who follow me and read "Shatter Me (Unravel Me) [Save Me]" on Ao3, I was wondering if I could have a teensy moment of your time to quickly answer a question about one of the OCs, Valerian, as there's a future plot point I'm mulling over and just need a sense check. Thankies ♡

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The new chapter of "Shatter Me (Unravel Me) [Save Me]" is now on Ao3!

Sorry for the delay!

Please enjoy the angst mwahahah

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I thought up a new idea for a Sampard AU—a Prince-x-Knight romance!

I dunno. I'd just been mulling the idea around for a bit. Thought I'd maybe write a blurb and see how it sat with me. Might be something I try and write. Dunno if anyone would he interested in that kind of fanfic, but I know it's something I'd like ♡

So, umm, yeah.... **runs away and hides**

With the sudden death of Belobog’s crowned prince, the throne shifts to his unlikely successor—Sampo Koski, the irreverent and reckless second son who’s spent his life far from the kingdom’s demands. Thrust into a role he never wanted, Sampo rebels against every expectation, defying the court, his family, and any notion of royal responsibility.

Desperate to temper his defiance, the king and queen call upon Gepard Landau—a seasoned war hero loyal to the crown, nearly two decades Sampo’s senior. Charged with shaping the unruly prince into a worthy leader, Gepard finds himself grappling with a task more challenging than any battlefield. And Sampo, determined to prove he’s as immovable as his convictions, spares no effort in testing the older man’s patience to its limits.

Their clashes are as fierce as they are constant, both unwilling to yield. But in the relentless tension between them, something deeper begins to flicker—an attraction neither can ignore. As Sampo tests Gepard’s control and Gepard battles with his sense of duty, a forbidden desire takes root, pulling them into a secret affair that threatens the order they both serve.

In the throes of political turmoil, duty, and desire, they walk a tightrope between loyalty and a love that defies the laws of status, rank, and honour. And with every encounter, each must question what they are truly willing to sacrifice—and for whom.

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Retired army medic and current paramedic gepard/boyfailure and antihero sampo.

Gepard finds sampo injured in a dumpster and verbally tears him a new one

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Still writing, still writing ♡ just going slow. But I'm still alive if anyone is still reading ♡

Excerpts from the beginning of Chapter 11 of "Shatter Me (Unravel Me) [Save Me]"