Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?
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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?
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Alice: James and Lily's wedding will be the wedding of the century!
Marlene: Took about that long to happen.
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[Bellatrix & Lucius arguing over who Narcissa loves more]
Bellatrix: We all know who Cissy would save if all went to shit.
Bellatrix & Lucius: Draco.
Bellatrix: But after him, me.
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every day I think about the religious anime girls…
And how the artist drew several pro-Palestine drawings like this one
in 2014, that’s right, 2014, this did not fucking start October 7th.
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Hey guys. This is my new best friend. I’m making a cake.
I made my batter from scratch, and I made a strawberry yogurt frosting.
Cannot wait to see what this weird little guy looks like.
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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit
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can we like…get rid of the so-called leather and rubber “pride flags” ? it’s honestly ridiculous and offensive to the lgbtq community. those aren’t pride flags.
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cant tell you how bad it feels to constantly tell other artists to come to tumblr, because its the last good website that isn't fucked up by spoonfeeding algorithms and AI bullshit and isn't based around meaningless likes
just to watch that all fall apart in the last year or so and especially the last two weeks
there's nowhere good to go anymore for artists.
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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom
Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃
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reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop
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Batman: I run a very professional team. We respond to threats with only the appropriate deadly seriousness.
Gordon: The purple girl's doing the Macarena.
Batman: She's not on the team, we found her in a dustbin one day and now she won't leave.
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[Pansy & Hannah have just found Hadley (OC) in a dumpster and have taken her in]
5-year-old Hadley (OC): I can't believe witches are real! I thought they were just something adults made up to scare kids. Like vitamins.
Hannah: Hadley, vitamins are real.
Hadley (OC): Well now I'm thinking they might be!
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Blaise: Pansy showed feelings?
Draco: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. It's hard to tell.
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TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years.
via ift.tt
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