#incorrect hufflepuff

[hxuse-xf-black]

Ted: The best revenge, really, is being nice! Andromeda: Or murder.

[incorrectharrypotterblog]

Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex

Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to

[slytherinsprincesss]

**MC staring longingly at Sebastian across the room being idiotic**

Poppy: So why aren’t you and Sebastian dating again?

MC: Because I’d destroy him…

Ominis: Trust me, he’d definitely be into that.

[itstheghostofmypast]

Y/N reading in peace.

Draco glaring at her

Y/N: *ignores*

Draco continues to glare

Y/N sighing: What?

Draco: what are you reading?

Y/N: shhh, I'm at a good part, he's talking about his crush.

Draco: THAT'S MY JOURNAL!

Y/N: You mean your diary?

Draco: No, my journal.

Y/N: Right...also, it's best to tell your girlfriend how much you like the sound of her laugh instead of writing it in a secret diary.

Draco: I'll hex you, I swear.

Y/N: Aww~ Like how you wrote in this last entry about me being able to hex your heart-

Draco malfunctioning

[niwthsiri]

Slytherin: I feel something tingling in my chest, I think the darkness is trying to claim me.

Hufflepuff: I’m pretty sure those are just feelings.

Slytherin: No, I think this is the end.

[incorrectquotesharrypotterv]

George: Are you talking to yourself?

Y/n: Yes.

Y/n: It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation in this school.

[incorrect-slytherin-quotes]

Slytherin: Hey rave I need my...

Ravenclaw: *hands them their armour*

Slytherin: Oh also I didn't get a chance to...

Ravenclaw: *hands them their daggers*

Slytherin: Marry me?

Ravenclaw: I took care of that too, we've been married for the past seven years...

Slytherin: Excellent...

[bagerfluff]

Hufflepuff: Do you have a cookie?

Slytherin: I have a multi-million galleon company

Hufflepuff: But do you have a cookie

Slytherin: No I do not

Hufflepuff: *Breaks their cookie in half and gives half to Slytherin*

Slytherin: *About to cry from cuteness*

[hxuse-xf-black]

[Someone asks Tonks' help with a case] Someone: The article made it seem like you're pretty good at solving stuff without a lot of evidence. Tonks: The less evidence, the better.

[incorrectharrypotterblog]

*Harry and Ron arguing*

Ron: imagine waking up and the first thing you have to grab is a pair of glasses

[severussnapemylove]

Severus; “Y/N, what’s wrong?”

Y/N; (scratching two of Fluffys' heads and crying) “I don’t have enough hands.”

[itstheghostofmypast]

Related to His Honeybee

*Y/N having lunch and suddenly everyone goes quiet*

Draco *sits next to her*: So.

Y/N: So...

Draco: You wanna tell me something, bee?

Y/N: uhh...the mashed potatoes are a bit salty?

Draco *points at his cap then her* :THIS

Y/N: I...did tell you, you just left and-

Draco: No, where is YOURS?

Y/N *blushing*: O-oh..I'll wear it.

Draco: Good. *sits there at the Hufflepuff table glaring at everyone else*

[niwthsiri]

Hufflepuff: Everyone always says that drinking numbs the pain, so why doesn't it work?

Slytherin: It would help if you weren't drinking chocolate milk.

[incorrectquotesharrypotterv]

Y/n, grabbing Harry by his collar: SAY THAT YOU'RE SORRY!

Harry: I'M SORRY!

Y/n: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?!

Harry, sobbing: FOR SAYING THAT YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE!

[slytherinsprincesss]

Poppy: I’ve always wanted a pet.

MC: Poppy, you do realize you can’t keep it, right?

Poppy: But MC, he’s so cute. Why can’t I keep him?

MC: Poppy… it’s a dragon. We cannot keep a DRAGON.

[marauder-queen]

Remus: I think I am in love with Sirius.

Lily: I'm sorry?

Remus: I said, I think I'm-

Lily: No, I heard what you said, I'm just sorry for you.