#incorrect gryffindor

[hxuse-xf-black]

[Deathly Hallows] Hermione: Harry- Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry. Ron: Because it's your fucking name.

[not-rab]

Barty: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’

Regulus, bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’

Barty: Now that’s a threat!

Evan, covering James’ ears: *horrified silence*

[melstinybrain]

*sirius and james arguing*

james: *takes off his glasses*

sirius: EVEN IF HE- what are you doing?

james: I don't want to see you right now.

[moutainrusing]

Lily: Raise your hand if Remus was your gay awakening.

James: *raises two hands*

James: He makes me so gay.

Regulus: *raises hand*

Barty: *raises hand*

Evan: *raises hand*

Peter: *raises hand*

Marlene: *raises hand*

Lily: Marlene?! You’re a lesbian.

Marlene: Yeah, I knew something was up when I didn’t have the hots for Remus.

Mary: Oh, true.

Mary: *raises hand*

Dorcas: *raises hand*

Pandora: *raises hand*

Emmeline: *raises hand*

Sybill: *raises hand*

Sirius, dreamily: Yeah, Moony is so hot…

Lily: Your hand’s not up.

Sirius: He can’t be my gay awakening when I’m straight.

Everyone:

Sirius: What?

Everyone: #!%$£&#$!%

[reguluslovesspelunking]

dorcas: hear me out, bio degradable sex toys

marlene: now that’s not a nice thing to say about men

[redadidassneakers]

Dorcas: who was your first kiss?

Sirius: Remus

James: Remus

Lily: Remus

Mary: Remus

Barty: Remus

Peter: Remus

Regulus: Remus

Dorcas: Remus, you little slut

Sirius: you kissed my brother?!

Remus: uhhh

[incorrectharrypotterblog]

Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex

Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to

[incorrectquotesharrypotterv]

Y/n: I don’t really like people, but you’re okay, I guess.

Theo: I'm your boyfriend.

Y/n: Huh, so that's why.

Theo:

[nyxstherapy]

*texting*

james: HI regulus: hey james: HOW ARE YOU regulus: good, but why are you texting in capital? james: YOU SAID THAT YOU HATE SMALL TALK SO I MADE IT BIG JUST FOR YOU james: REG? james: LOVE james: WHY AREN'T YOU REPLYING regulus: james, this is pandora, reg is currently crying, i think you broke him

[propussyslayer]

harry: tell me about my parents, professor. did you and my father get along?

remus:

remus, who shared his first kiss with james while high: well we weren't that close but

[slytherinsprincesss]

**MC staring longingly at Sebastian across the room being idiotic**

Poppy: So why aren’t you and Sebastian dating again?

MC: Because I’d destroy him…

Ominis: Trust me, he’d definitely be into that.

[hxuse-xf-black]

Hermione, an only child: I can't believe you lied to family. Ginny, knowingly: Lies are the glue that keeps families together.

[reggieblackdiary]

That marauders fanfic of Jily’s son written by JKRowling is cray cray, why does everyone keep dying ????

[melstinybrain]

james: could you hold this for me?

regulus: that's just your hand.

james: yeah.

[yourgalgremlin]

Everybody getting on the train 4th year:

Remus Lupin:

Tall af, a cig in his mouth, jeans, & docs.

Sirius prolly gets a nosebleed.

[not-rab]

Regulus: I think I’m coming down with something - I’ve been so nauseous lately

James /srs: Maybe you’re pregnant?

*Moment of panic*

Regulus: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot, you got suggesting that, or me for believing you