#black family incorrect quotes

[the-shrieking-shack]

Regulus: What do I do so that mother is disappointed in me?

Sirius: Don't fret, little brother. In order for mother to be truly disappointed in you, your name would have to be Sirius.

[spikybanana]

Regulus: how about a new family Christmas idea? Instead of kissing under the mistletoe you have to beat them in a fist fight

Andromeda: Regs NO

Sirius:

Sirius: Mistlefoe

Andromeda: STOP ENCOURAGING THIS

[not-rab]

Sirius: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Regulus: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.

Sirius: What- no!

[guhmshuda]

Walburga: You’re not good enough for my son

Remus: you’re not good enough for your son.

Walburga: …

Remus:

Walburga: …

Remus: I did not stutter.

*meanwhile*

Walburga: you are not good enough for my son.

James: *pulls out his guitar*

James: *breaks into RUDE by MAGIC!*

[diamondri]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

[incorrectbatfam]

Black Mask: Any last words?

Jason: I miss Macaulay Culkin.

Dick: Tell Oracle I love her.

Jason: Sure, make me look like an asshole.

[headcanonthings]

Bruce: So this is my first son, Dick and then we have my second Jason. Then we have Cass, Tim, and Duke. Then we have my youngest Damian. The Justice League: Bruce: Then we have the Steph and Barbara who aren't my kids but really are. The Justice League: Oh come on! Bruce: Then there's Harley, Jean-Paul, Helena and - The Justice League: OH COME ON !!!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m married to a child.

Y/N: You better watch who you’re calling a child, Natasha. Because if I’m a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

[apoetsworld]

Walburga: You imbecile, go to your room now!

Sirius: Keep yelling at me like that and I'll make sure our family line ends with me.

Walburga: Was that a threat?

Sirius *fully knowing its already going to end with his brother and his own gay ass*: Girl, did it sound like a compliment???

[hxuse-xf-black]

[James Sirius has been kidnapped by Death Eaters] Scorpius: If your brother gets hurt and you don't get his back now, it's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life. Albus: You're right. If James gets killed by Death Eaters, my grandparents' mantel is gonna become like a permanent shrine to him. Scorpius: No, that's not what I meant. Albus: Oh, the thought of it makes me want to puke. Scorpius: You've learned the wrong lesson. Albus: Come on, let's go help the bastard. Scorpius: Don't love how we got here, but we're going where I want.

[the-shrieking-shack]

Andromeda: What is the height of stupidity?

Bellatrix: How tall are you, Sirius?

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: James is going to take me to miniature golf tonight

Sirius: Oh! Well, I guess for you, that’s like regular golf

Regulus: Short jokes? Really, Sirius? You’re, like, a quarter of an inch taller than me

Sirius: Yeah, and don’t you forget it

[not-rab]

Sirius, after finding out about Dorlene and Jegulus: WHAT THE FUCK! HOW MANY OF YOU FUCKERS HAVE SECRET RELATIONSHIPS?

Regulus: Well you’re in a relationship with Remus, and he really should’ve kept that a secret.

[hunterbunter3000]

Price, answering his phone: Hello?

141Sweetheart: Hey Cap! Just wanted to call and tell you that Ghost made it to the med bay.

141Sweetheart looking at Ghost:

Ghost, eyes closed and not moving:

141Sweetheart, crying: HE'S D E A D

Ghost: I WAS JUST RESTING MY EYES

[jameskinniesrise]

reason's why conan gray is sirius black's reincarnation

family line

his curls (in modern au's he's my fan cast)

family line

also found heaven is very sirius coded

family line

"ch- cherry hair, so super bowie" SIRIUS BLACK HELLO

also did i mention family line?

[veethebeequeen]

Sirius *drunk at a family dinner*: mother is not a huge fan of me

Regulus: and?

Sirius: and that is so ok but, mother if you didn't like me then you're really not gonna like me now

Andromeda * who knows exactly where he's going with this : oh Merlin

Sirius: cause I'm dating a halfbreed and I'm like super gay dude.