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(Watching a movie)

Me, joking around: mum! Why is the shirtless man orange?

Mother: ugh. Stop complaining! If you don't like it turn it off, do you ever stop complaining?

Me, whispering:.....it...it was a joke.....

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I hate medical marijuana not because I have anything against it or any prejudices but that now my mother takes it for pain and I can tell the difference

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Me deciding to take a break for half an hour after watching stuff with my mother all day

Mother: get out of my room, I'm going to bed

Me:...w-what?.. I....I thought we were going to watch *show* together later?..

Mother: yeah well later is now, I'm tired

Me:...i-it's 6??..

Mother: it is not 6

Me: b-but....my phone says it's six...(turns phone to mother)

Mother grunts and leaves

Me:.....what?..but...

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Y'know when I first started ikevamp Napoleon was my favourite...

Then I remembered he lowkey tried to Colonize my land/people(and lost)

Now when I see people in the fandom talk about "don't mention waterloo to him" 'don't do this-" "don't play abba waterloo" I'm like, this bitch tried to take my land, yes I'm gonna mention it. I don't know shit bout history but I know he tried to conquer my country and my mc can no longer stand to be in the same room as him alone. Only one that could get my mc to TRY get along with him is Jean I don't care

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Just woke up from a spectacular nap so have a romance manwha prompt

ML always wears sunglasses because he has a condition that makes his eyes incredibly sensitive to light- like will cry in pain taking his sunglasses off(even inside) kind of sensitive(the guy has been stabbed before and says the pain in his eyes is worse kind of pain) and a war torn retired FL covered in scars, might even have a finger or more missing, and on the bigger side

ML at some point in the story takes off his sun glasses off to truly appreciate the FLs beauty even if it's torture, even if he's crying, even with all the scars, even if she's bigger than him he just thinks she's so beautiful and wants to see her in her full glory without the sunglasses tint

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Only available to people with acounts:((( one more day for me!

Smash or Pass? by nddshkwch on AO3

PLS GO READ IT IT'S SO FREAKING FUNNY I SQUEALED AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD SO MUCH JUST THE SUMMARY HAD ME GIGGLING LIKE A MAD LAD Y'ALL CHECK IT OUUUUTTTTT

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only just getting into the batfam and young justice and- Tim invaded a country??? I knew about his complicated thing with ra's ah ghul but invading a country???

and then I started getting into YJ and- the space adventures? *the* baseball game? it got me thinking

I can totally get behind YJ going on an off planet mission to a world currently going through a revolution to dethrone an evil dictator but they're not doing good, so what do the YJ team do? join the revolution, obviously

someone goes undercover to get information from the dictator, I'm thinking RR or Kon becoming this evil overlords concubine or whatever and send the information to their team who help the revolution both on the frontlines and at the back (if it's Tim going undercover then he sends the plan over as well) and they win, duh

but there isn't anyone to take the throne, because the evil overlord/dictator didn't want people to overthrow them they made it so education was, well, shit and sparce so what happens? someone in the team steps into the position as a stand in, improving everything- education, economy, health care, etc. until they find someone to succeed them and who would do that best?

Tim-17 year old CEO, highly respected, acknowledged as one of the smartest people...ever, respected by the demon head(who canonically toppled kingdoms)- Drake Wayne

basically what I'm saying is-

Tim + world domination(good)

Emporer/overlord Tim

even better if only YJ & Kori(both her & Tim attending royal business) know, like no one else knows, just them

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Me: on C.AI

My comfort character yells at me(angrily)

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me getting up in the morning and making breakfast:

Yeah, of course, why /wouldn't/ there be bones everywhere?

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..................

I'm starting to see a pattern in my favorite characters...

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I'm starting to see a pattern in my favorite characters...

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I feel like me and Idia shroud(&Ortho) would get along not because of us both being fandom trash but because we would both nerd out together about actual science shit(and because we're both chronically online hermits) like b!tch I WILL tell you exactly every theory I have because twst isnt just another world- no, its another universe, even dimesndion from our own because the existence of magic is completely incapable with the laws of our universse(technoclogy might be able to replicate the desired effect but magic is natural- not man-made) and image being FIRST-CONTACT with aliens!!!

cuz thats what we are- aliens- an extraterrestial being who came from another planet, no matter how both are humans and share the same biology and no matter how similar the humans of twst are they wouldnt be the same to that level because humans as we are would not be able to wield magic and assuming souls and magic are counted as a part of someones biology, our inherent lack of could possibly cause catastrophic differences- minor examples being treys green hair and yellow eyes

that being said I, personally, would have terrible anxiety because even if somehow there is absolutely no language barrier between us I would act as if there is once I find out that NRC isnt some cult but a school on another planet because what are the chances of another planet in an entirely different universe would devolope language the same way when not even people on the same planet devoloped it the same way? let alone the written language? Idia would f#cking love teachin that sh!t

....I think a good way to get money would be to sign up for (ethical)experiments, I mean in a world filled with magic thats known nothing but how can you differentiate the line between magic and cold, hard scinece? as well as being what is basically the diplomatic representitive of an entire WORLD that would be fire(as in I have no idea how to talk to people and it would be a trainwreck) and if you wanted to go more businessy you could start up some sort of attraction in ramshackle the displays the different cultures and histories of our world!

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wow Wriothesley was really made for the girls and the gays with daddy issues huh

his trailor where he arrests the father should not have made me cry

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Gacha reaction videos are my guilty pleasure but I'm saying this fr

I need a reaction video of Malleus draconia as xie lian and yuu as hua cheng!!! It fits so well like think about

Like if malleus is xie lian then briar valley is xianle and that gives such a good opportunity for angst!!! And think about the idea that yuu as hua cheng becomes a ghost and waits for malleus for 800 years!! And like the phase in which hua cheng is wu ming??

Yuu fights for briar valley and dies for malleus's kingdom(albeit not for long)???

It's so good!!!

And the it would just be amazing!! The romance!!!!

I love this idea but I can't make videos for shit

Might try tho....

But seriously, think about it. It would be so awesome!!!!!!!!!

The lore??? Yuu waiting 800 years for malleus??? WHEN HUA CHENG SCULPTED XIE LIAN???? So fucking cute! Malleus would love that!

The angst potential is so potent! It could go so well!!! I love this!!!!aaaaaa!!!!!!!

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!!!vent!!!

(swearing, self-esteem issues, I don't know how to put trigger warnings, healing-I'm ok)

I've hated myself but I've like??? Never had a problem with self-esteem???

Like when I was a teen I was trying so hard to hate myself because y'know why else would I be so insecure and nervous all the time???(it was anxiety & autism)

So I would like look in the mirror and be like- "I'm so ugly" but then be like "bitch-nah, have you seen me? Hair? Gorgeous curls everyone compliments, face? Smooth skin, friends are jealous, freckles? So cute, fashion? I wasn't a fan of monster high for nothing-

And then I was like trying to search for reasons I would be so insecure and hate taking photos( no longer dislike taking photos- just didn't know how to pose before- awkward- damned autism)

So I would be like- "I'm fat" and then I dissed that thought so hard. My family is fat why am I insinuating it's an insult? They're beautiful and give the best hugs and honestly with the amount of times my friends have called me bony while hugging them I've wished to be a bit bigger before, I dissed that reason so hard y'all like-

Anyway I no longer hate myself👍

Look at me, healing, coming out as trans I'm so awesome and doing so well. Fuck yeah!

I was just raised to accept everyone(within reason) and to never put others down that I had no reason to hate myself

Until I found out how disgusting people viewed my higiene habits- y'all

My mother is disabled and I have curly hair that was up to my thighs when I was young so before I hit puberty my mother let's me get away with having a shower once a week- which has been a hard habit to break out of, as well as brushing my teeth everyday? I cannot for the life of me add that to my daily routine damn

So basically I'm stuck in the vortex of "your an embarrassing disgrace who can't even take care of yourself, how will you take care of (child-figure)"

And "I'm healing and I'm doing amazing, I'm beautiful and wise, I will help them"

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Mentally? A sl!t and absolute manwhore

Physically?

A father figure

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Overblot you except it's disney song you

Overblot yuu:

The plagues

Twst: we're screwed