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LOVE IS STORED IN THE AIDEN AND WRENCH

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Oikawa: Got an impossible whopper because it should be impossible to look this good aha-

Oikawa: When is it my turn to be happy.

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Herman: *drops his coffee*

Herman: That is...thats...how- how do they say it? That's my mood! That is my mood! Sally, text Susie.

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Bakugo: Lol. What are you, gay?

Shoto: We have been married for 5 years-

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Damian: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Bruce: Just say “I’m sorry for your loss”, then move on.

Damian, at a funeral: I’m sorry for your loss. Move on.

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Bakugo: Nobody cares.

Tokoyami: Be silent, keep your forked tongue behind its teeth, I have not passed through fire and death to exchange words with a witless worm.

Bakugo: Blow me.

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Izuku: Hey, can you hold something for me?

Shinsou: Yeah sure what is it.

Izuku: My HAND!

*Careless Whisper playing in the background*

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Shigaraki: Are you trying to flirt with me, Eraser?

Aizawa: I’m literally arresting you.

Shigaraki: That doesn’t answer my question.

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Wrench: All clothes are unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it.

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Izuku: I don't know if they'll notice, but I slipped a little note in each of my friend's bags to let them know that I love them.

Shoto, pulling a 100 page letter out of his bag: What the fuck-

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Dinah: Are you a thief because you stole my-

Selina: I’ll give you your wallet back, I’m sorry.

Dinah: ...heart, what the fuck-

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Maya, skipping stones on a date with Kreig: Wow, It’s such a beautiful evening.

Krieg, under his breath: Take that you fucking lake.

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Denki: guys, theres a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

Bakugo, on the bottom bunk: honestly fuck you.

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Since I haven’t seen anyone talking about it yet, a black woman, Chizam Berlinda was surrounded and assaulted by a MAGA rally in downtown LA. (TW for the link: it includes the full story, and also photographs of what happened some of which are graphic and distressing.)

She currently has a gofundme me here. Alternatively, her cashapp is $Chizam25

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Rebecca: Wow, it's really muggy out today.

Shaun: If i go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, i'm leaving you.

Rebecca: [sips coffee from bowl]

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Shigaraki: Every time I move I crunch like popcorn.

Dabi: And every time we kiss i swear i can fly.

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Aizawa: [walks into the dorms]

Kirishima, Sero, Denki, and Mina, T-Posing: REESE'S PUFFS, REESE'S PUFFS. EAT 'EM UP, EAT 'EM UP!

Aizawa: [walks out]