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Bruce: So… who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Dick: We're chopsticks! Bruce: Well… that's cute! Bruce: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Jason: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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Tim: You need a hobby. Jason: I have a hobby! Tim: Fawning over Dick isn’t a hobby.

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Bruce: What do you three have to say for yourself? Tim: Dick: Jason: Oops?

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Dick: This food is too hot… I cant eat it. Jason: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: silence Tim: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Bruce: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER!

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Dick: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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Jason: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

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Jason: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.

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Dick: Where have you been all day? Jason: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

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Dick, texting Jason: Text me when you’re home safely. Jason: I’m home dangerously. Dick: Stop it. Jason: I’m home lethally.

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Dick: Hello Jason, made anyone cry today? Jason: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

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Dick: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone! Jason: Dick, there's people that are dying.

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Jason: Hugs Dick from behind Jason: Tucks Dick's hair behind their ear Jason, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.

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Dick: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Jason: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Dick, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Dick: I would let you ruin my life. Jason: Sorry, I’m busy ruining my own. You’ll have to wait.

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Jason: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Dick. Dick: Hey, fuck you.

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Jason: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Dick: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Jason, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Jason, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day? Dick: … Dick: What’s in the box? Jason: What woul- Dick: Jason, what’s in the box? Jason: I think you know.