#incorrect jaydick

[incorrectjaydick]

Dick: This food is too hot… I cant eat it. Jason: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: silence Tim: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Bruce: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER!

[toriafiction]

Dick: This is a horrible idea.

Jason: Yep, have you come up with a better one?

Dick: No. Where should we meet when this plan fails?

Jason: I don't know, the afterlife?

[shipsdoishipidk]

Jason: *running full speed* Call 911!! Cop!Dick chasing after him: I am 911! Jason: No you're not!

[alana93mugi]

Tim: How was the honeymoon?

Dick : Jason got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Dick : He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Dick : I love him.

[incorrectgrayson-toddquotes]

Nightwing: I don’t know about this, Hood.

Red Hood: The last time you said that you ended up loving it.

Nightwing: The last time I said that you were holding a bag of durian flavored chips; now you’re holding a rocket launcher. They are two very different things.

[livingdeadvoid]

Dick: You... You had a crush on me??

Tim, extremely annoyed: It was a long time ago

Dick: It really wasn't-

Tim: I was a kid discovering his sexuality!

Dick: I just wouldn't have expected it to be you

Jason: It was also me

Dick, snapping his head towards the other reading in the corner: WHAT??

[saylorsaysstop]

Dick, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Jason, not looking up from his book: Really? Y/N, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

[ogachukwu-the-freak]

Enjoying batfam content and being hit with anti sentiments on the mainstream then immediately checking out the batcest tags even though I'm barely more than a casual shipper like I'm detoxing after coming into contact with a radioactive substance

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Jason: Hey, uh, could you do me a favour real quick? No questions asked.

Dick:

Dick: Oh yea, sure. What's up?

Jason: Ok, awesome! Sweet. *Pulls out a huge ass sword*

Dick: Is that a sword???

Jason: What the fuck did I just say??

[someoneimsure]

Jason: Excuse me, I need to go help my Old Man.

Bruce, confused and not carrying anything:

Alfred, carrying all the luggage and borderline offended:

Jason, rushes over to Dick: Let me get that door for you!

Dick, who didn't hear him the first time: I. Am. Not. OLD! D:

[incorrectjaydick]

Dick: Oh! Why don't we do truth or dare? Jason: Hm, actually not a horrible idea. Could I go first? Dick: Wait.. you actually wanna play? Jason: I mean, why not? Alright, Dick, truth or dare? Dick: Uh.. I'll take truth! Jason: Perfect! How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Dick: …. What? Jason: You heard me. How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Dick: Uhm…. could I change it to dare? Jason: Sure. Dare: GO TO SLEEP! Dick: I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME! Jason: DID YOU EVEN EAT TODAY!? Dick: ……… Jason: I'M GONNA FORCE-FEED YOU 'TIL YOU FUCKING THROW UP Dick: I'M SORRY

[ofmonstersandmoonlight]

Dick: Honestly I just want to be taken out

Jason: Like by a sniper or like on a date?

Dick: …surprise me

[shipsdoishipidk]

Jason: Dick isn’t really Daddy material when it comes to the bedroom but holy Lazarus he’s a really fucking good mommy. Mommy kinks with him are a one way trip to a blackout orgasm.

Tim, forever scarred and knowing he’ll never look at Dick the same way again: I never wanted to know.

[alana93mugi]

Jason : " i don't know how to tell you this dick but you're in love with me. "

Dick : " What ? "

Dick :

Dick : " Oh my god, i am ."

Barbara : " What kind of confession did i just Witness ? "

[incorrectgrayson-toddquotes]

*Playing DnD*

Dick: I roll to seduce the dragon.

Tim, DM: You seduced the dragon.

Damian: He rolled a 5.

Tim: He’s Dick Grayson. He can seduce anything anytime he wants.

Jason: True.

[jaydickincorrect]

Tim, on the phone with Jason: he’s in the kitchen again…

Dick, reading a recipe: “beat three eggs.” In what? Hand to hand combat?

Jason: GET. HIM. OUT.