#incorrect dick grayson

[ryemiffie]

More quotes from my day turned into batman incorrect quotes for your day!

Joker: And now, the time has come for the jaw-dropping final act of the life of the infamous Nightwing!

Nightwing, pulling an uno card out of nowhere: Nice try, uno reverse!

Joker: Aw damn, you've foiled my plot again!

Jason: What?! All he did was pull out an uno card!

Joker: Yeah, an uno reverse card.

Jason: ??

Joker, handing over his weapon to nightwing: Well I suppose I ought to give this to you now.

Jason: You're just gonna give him your weapon?!

Joker: Well of course, those are the rules.

Jason: So if I had just pulled out my trusty uno reverse card back when you were trying to kill me, you'd have just, what? Stopped?

Joker: you had an uno reverse card on you?

Jason: No I didn't have a fucking uno reverse card on me!

Joker: Oh well that's a shame.

Jason: Are you kidding me right now!?

Nightwing: How do you not carry an uno reverse card around with you wherever you go at this point?

Jason: Why the fuck would I!?

Nightwing: Cause we fight these extravagant assholes everyday, they're all wack, of course they abide by uno reverse card rules!

Jason: Well gee, thanks for the heads up!

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Jason: Speakin of money, how bout the 20$ you owe me?

Tim: Oh yea. Well, I only have 10$. *Takes out a 10$ bill, handin it to Jason*  So, here's 10$. I owe you 10$.

Jason: Thanks.

Dick: Hey. You owe me 20$.

Jason: Well, here's 10$ and I owe you 10$. *Hands the bill to Dick*

Tim: Ah, ah. You owe me 20$.

Dick: Here's 10$, I owe you 10$. *Gives the bill back to Tim*

Tim: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Jason*

Jason: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Dick*

Dick: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill back to Tim*

Tim: Good! Now we're all even! *Pockets the bill*

[lilylovelyxo]

*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*

Dick: “Oh, boy…”

Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”

Dick: “I'm going to look away.”

Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”

[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Jason, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Dick, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Tim, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Damian, appalled: Call the exorcist.

[parkjammys]

Dick: I heard y/n yell at Jason to put the knife down, and I have never rushed into a room that fast before

Y/N: look we need tomatoes and lettuce, and look Jason has placed cucumbers and fish. YOU GOTTA PAY ATTENTION WHEN WE PLAY OVERCOOKED

Jason: WHAT THE FUCK, WHO MADE YOU THE HEAD CHEF

[cardinalcheerio]

Jason at the bank: do you need anything else?

Banker: we need proof that you are who you say you are.

Jason *pulling out his death certificate*: does this work?

Dick *sitting next to him groaning*: I knew this was a bad idea.

[incorrect-dc-qoutes]

*after the bats’ plan goes horribly wrong* Dick: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Damian. Tim: For the record, I already found them. Jason: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. Tim: They stabbed me! Jason: I'm surprised they waited this long, Tim. We've all had the urge.

[sodamnbored]

Jason: God that Tim kid is annoying.

Dick: I like him. He was there for me when I was wounded in the line of duty.

Jason, flatly: You sprained your ankle running for a bagel.

Dick, gesturing to his costume: While I was on the job.

[damianwayne0]

Tim, staring at the wall:......

Dick, scared :ar-e yo-u ok-ay?

Tim, still staring at the wall : ....

Dick, screaming: Bruce!! Bruce!! Tim has been possessed!!!!

Damian, walking into the kitchen: shut up Grayson! What happened?

Dick, trembling: look *points at the corner*

Damian, looks there: *sighs* yep, your drunk because there's no one. *Drags dick away while he's blabbering shit*

Tim, who got to his room while dick was talking to Damian: Dinosaurs still exists somewhere in the multiverse 🤔.

[kuebiko-kei]

Can you imagine criminals swearing at Nightwing and he freezes for a second when it’s that insult

Criminal: HEY, DICK!

Nightwing: ohgodhowdotheyknow

[ryemiffie]

More of me and my bro as bat bros incorrect quotes:

Dick, accidentally clicking the wrong thing on the bat computer: Oh wait, shit, I didn't want you.

Tim, standing ominously behind him: That's what Bruce said when I became Robin.

Dick:

Tim:

Dick: Tim, noo..

[incorrectquotesbythebatfam]

Jason: HA! You secretly care about us!

Dick: I was never hiding that!

Jason: FUCK! YOU'RE SO EMBARRASSING!

[lilylovelyxo]

*Batboys lost a present from Bruce to their Mom*

Collective groaning

Damian panicked: “What are we gonna do?”

Dick: “Uh, okay. What can we do? We, uh, we put a different ring in the box and voilà.”

Tim: “We don’t have another ring, Dick.”

Jason: “Okay, so, we, uh, we, we stage a burglary and in the struggle we stab Bruce. But just a little, and Mom is so glad he’s alive that she forgets about the anniversary.”

Damian: “I mean, I love that, but maybe for some other time.

Jason: “Christmas.”

[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Dick, texting in the group chat: I wonder what apple shots would look like?

Tim: *sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*

Jason: *sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*

Damian: *sends a picture of a person dunking a basketball into a hoop but replaces the basketball with a poorly resized apple*

Dick: I hate all of you.

[parkjammys]

Dick: I'm pretty sure it's called a charcuterie board

Jason: don't you get tired of being wrong? It's obviously called a charcoochie board

Tim: no way, you're both wrong. I'm 100% sure it's called a sharkcoochie board

[cardinalcheerio]

Dick: Where do people go to buy winter clothes?

The Bats:

Dick:

The bats: fine. Where?

Dick: Brrlington!