#incorrect jason todd quotes

[sepia-stained-sunset]

Duke: Jason, the only person who thinks you're a "bad boy" is you

Jason: I do illegal stuff all the time

Tim: So do we, we're vigilantes, remember?

Jason: I break into buildings- as a civilian!

Duke: Correction; you stay in libraries after hours, with permission, to read.

[xpeterstarkx]

jason: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

steph: >:O language

damian: yeah, watch your fucking language

dick: okay, who taught damian the fuck word?

cass: 'the fuck word'.

tim: are you foolish? you guys use the f word all the time

damian: oh my god, timothy censored it

cass: say fuck, tim.

damian: do it, timothy. say fuck.

[incorrectjaydick]

Jason: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.

[heavenlyangeliq]

Batman “You became Just as bad as he was when you killed him”

Red Hood “You did it first when you spared him and let him kill much MUCH more than I just did. You let so many people die because you couldn’t kill one. I saved God knows how many people by killing one, and that I can live with.”

[incorrect-jasontodd]

Talia: Jason why are you covered in blood?

Jason: Is not mine...

Talia: Oh. Good.

Bruce: No! Not good!

[pixelgirlsworld]

Incorrect Quotes #1 (Lottery)

(Y/N) and Jason, at the same time: “aw no, fuck!”

(Y/N): “your ticket didn’t win either?”

Jason: “I didn’t win, my numbers all match.”

(Y/N), facepalming. “Jason give me the fucking paper.”

[yourbooksname]

Bruce, exhausted, sipping a fifth champagne glass at a very stressful gala and hoping nothing else goes wrong:

Jason, who snuck in dressed like a waiter and is about to ruin his night, doing the gatsby pose at him from across the room:

[incorrextfandomquotes]

Dick: how did you find me?

Jason: i followed the sound of abba music

[ssahoodrat]

Jason: why are u doing that with your mouth

Dick: talking? 🤨

[thebitterflamingo]

[sepia-stained-sunset]

Jason: I mean, it's not like any of us have committed identity theft-

Tim: Oh...I have

Jason: Wait, what? What the fuck? Whose identity?

Tim: Uhhhmm...yours?

Jason: What.

Tim: My first few jaunts as Robin, some people just assumed I was the old one who'd been resurrected or something, and I just rolled with it?

Jason: *inhale*

Tim: You okay, Jay?

Jason: *bursts into hysterical laughter* BRUCE. BRUCE, WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND HIM??! BRUCE, YOU DO NOT DESERVE HIM!

[vodrae]

Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

[incorrectjaydick]

Jason: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. Jason: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

[heavenlyangeliq]

“Look you want to call me a murderer call me a murderer, shit paint it on the fucking billboard, but stay out of my way because I got no problem removing you.” _Jason to Batam

[incorrect-jasontodd]

Hal: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Red Hood.

Kyle: [looking lovingly at Jason across the room] I don’t have feelings for Red Hood.

Hal: Kyle, you are nowhere near my eyes.

[solarflare211]

peak damian and batfamily interaction is him using overly formal vocabulary and syntax AT ALL. TIMES. he will never not be proper. even a few years into living at the manor and with all the colorful dialogue styles there, he still talks like he’s 53 and some sort of medieval noble. this is especially funnier whenever he has any sort of normal familial interaction. like:

damian: todd i have come to make a request of you.

jason: what?

damian: i was hoping you’d acquiesce to my demands of having you read me your favorite book while i prepare for slumber.(liked he used to when damian was a baby)

jason: you want me. to read you a bedtime story??

damian: tt. of course not. you reading the book and me preparing for bed are entirely coincidental. i just desire to hear your interpretation of the authors message and the voices you use when narrating.

jason: ….sure, kiddo. go brush your teeth and i’ll be there.

damian: thank you. i shall see you in my chambers.

bonus points for entirely monotone delivery like see this shit just makes me go off it’s so funny