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Matthew: Does "autoerotic" mean you're turned on by cars? Declan: No, it means- Ronan, seeing a one-in-a-million opportunity: Yes! It does! Why do you ask?

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Ronan Lynch: don't bite the hand that fingers you or whatever the saying is

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i get strong gansey and ronan vibes from the phoebe bridgers’ song graceland too

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Gansey: step 1 we need cover identities. regular teen names. how do we pick our regular teen names?

Noah: your regular teen name is ... the street you grew up on, and ... your least favorite soda.

Adam: let me just tweak that a little bit, teen name is your least favorite soda, and the first band you ever loved.

Ronan: LET ME JUST TWEAK IT JUST A LITTLE BIT

Adam: OKAY

Noah: SHUT UP

Ronan: WE’RE DOING MINE

Ronan: first name is your least favorite soda, last name is your favorite soda.

Adam: OKAY PERFECT

Ronan: hi. my name is SPRITE PEPSI and im 15 YEARS OLD

Gansey: my name's RC JOSTA

Adam: RC JOSTA? what a sad life you must live

Gansey: AND I CHOOSE HUGS, NOT DRUGS

Ronan: MY NAME'S SPRITE PEPSI, AND IM ABSTINENCE UNTIL I DIE

Adam: MY NAME IS ROOT BEER SURGE

Gansey: so we got our names, got our cover identities

Ronan: say something cool

Noah: so like...hey, whats up with drugs?

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Noah, to Ronan: After we finish the ramp we can get started on building the blanket fort.

Adam: A blanket fort. Wow.

Noah: You can come hang out in it with us later if you want.

Adam: Uh, thanks, but I think I'll find something more grown-up to do.

Ronan: Okay. Enjoy eating fiber and watching The Mentalist.

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Noah: why’d you get jumped

Ronan: idk should i go ask them ?

Ronan: swear you ask the dumbest fucking questions

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Orla: What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Blue: The audacity.

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Ronan: I don’t know what to do with it.

Gansey: With what?

Ronan: With all the love I had for my dad. I don’t know where to put it now.

Gansey: I’ll take it. I’m serious. It sounds lovely. I’ll have it.

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Ronan: Gansey, if there's a tunnel with grandma, you tell her to piss off and come back to me, you selfish fuck — get back here. Gansey, please.

Gansey: Well, when you put it so sweetly, Lynch.

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Blue: pick-me’s really blow my mind like girl ur doing all this.. for what... have u met men ..

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Gansey: i called a place to get winter tires on my car and the guy asked me for my “tire size” and “rim type” i have never been so scared in my life sir i don’t know how to use my windshield wipers

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Blue Sargent: I love you all dearly, very much, as my family, but I would bury a bowie knife in any of your chests to eat a cup of yogurt this exact second.

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Gansey, to Blue and Adam who are staying at Monmouth: So you're all set on blankets?

Ronan: We actually need extra pillows. I sleep with a pillow between my knees and between my elbows and behind my head and under my feet.

Gansey:... Ok, so we're gonna do this now, huh? We're gonna air this out now, huh?

Ronan: I subscribe to the Richard Campbell Gansey III sleeping method.

Gansey: I need to build myself a fucking exo-suit of pillows and I'm not, like, proud of it. Yeah, I am embarrassed about it. And it makes trips with my family a living hell.

Ronan: A pillowy hell.

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Matthew, to Adam: I haven’t been to Olive Garden in many moons, but they do have, like, a little, like, fettuccine bottle that you can just grab them out and chew— hold on—

Matthew, to Ronan and Declan: Was this a prank you guys pulled on me when we went to Olive Garden as kids!? [Ronan and Declan start to laugh] No, stop! You two shut up! [to Adam] Do they give you raw fettuccine to chew on in the lobby of the Olive Garden?

Adam: As far as I know, absolutely not, no.

Matthew, to Ronan and Declan: You fucking bastards!

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Ronan: anyway sorry for being mean and gay

Ronan: sike! i don’t care

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Ronan: You know at Nino’s how I acted jealous and, like, obsessed? It wasn’t because I had a crush on Blue. It was because he wouldn’t stop staring at her.

Gansey: Who?

Ronan: Parrish. I wanted him to look at me. But he couldn’t pull his eyes away Blue and her stupid clothes. And I didn’t understand, because she would wear the worst clothes and she asked stupid questions and she wouldn’t even kiss him. And I would go back to Monmouth and just scream into my pillow.

Gansey: But Adam’s a boy.

Ronan: Gansey...

Gansey:... Oh.

Ronan: Oh.

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Kavinsky: Pretty cool, huh, Lynch? (sees it’s only Prokopenko) Oh, it’s you.

Proko: Uh... I thought it was pretty cool.

Kavinsky: I don’t give a fuck what you think, Proko.