At the monthly MXTX red-and-blacks meeting
Wei Wuxian: i wanna fuck a monk
Luo Binghe: Lan?
Wei Wuxian: yes.
Luo Binghe: a good one.
Wei Wuxian: yes.
Luo Binghe: looks good in the... *gestures indicating the forehead ribbon*
Wei Wuxian: yes
Luo Binghe, sagely: i understand
Hua Cheng: do you want to fuck a monk or do you want to fuck god?
Wei Wuxian: can you fuck god?
Hua Cheng: oh yes
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Yang: "How are you? What's going on with you?"
Ruby: "Erm. I met someone!"
Yang: "What? Really? Oh my god, that's amazing! What does she do?"
Ruby: "She's an Heiress."
Yang: [Slowly pinches the bridge of her nose]
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Vox: I love you.
Alastor: It'll pass.
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“I am not a bad guy! I just have a bad personality, it’s not my fault. Some people are born with fucked personalities.”
— Karai, at some point
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Crowley: I love you.
Aziraphale: It will pass.
Crowley, on the drive away: Bastard angel fleabagged me!
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S/I: I wanna fuck a priest.
Platonic F/O: Catholic?
S/I: Yes.
Platonic F/O: A good one?
S/I: Yes.
Platonic F/O: Looks good in the... uhm?
S/I: Mmmm yes.
Platonic F/O: I understand..... do you really want to fuck the priest or do you want to fuck God?
S/I: .... Can you fuck God?
Platonic F/O: Oh yes.
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Narcissa: Just thought we were hanging out...just as friends
Bellatrix: We're not friends. We're sisters, go get your own friends
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Jeonghan, sobbing: I’m okay! I’m fucking okay. I’m excellent.
Wonwoo:
Jeonghan, still crying: I know I seem mental, but I’m FINE!
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A fan: I love you!
Andrew: *smoking a cigarette* It'll pass.
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Nancy: I don’t know what to do with it.
Robin: With what?
Nancy: With all the love I had for Barb. I don’t know where to put it now.
Robin: I’ll take it. I’m serious. It sounds lovely. I’ll have it.
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Naru: I don’t know what to do with it.
Umino: With what?
Naru: With all the love I had for Masato Sanjoin. I don’t know where to put it now.
Umino: I’ll take it. I’m serious. It sounds lovely. I’ll have it.
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Winter: Is it running through the airport kind of love?
Weiss: I'm not going to the airport. She'd think I was insane.
Winter: I'm just sayi-
Weiss: The airport. How would I even find her? You can't get through security without a boarding pass.
Winter: No, I wasn't suggesting-
Weiss: I'd have to buy a dummy ticket just to get through the gate. I don't know when her flight is or which terminal. Imagine if I knew that. Imagine her finding out I knew all that. Imagine if she was just in her boots buying a pair of tweezers in terminal 5 and suddenly I was there. "Hello Ruby."
Winter: *Nodding* That would be intense.
Weiss: *Sighs* The only person I'd run through an airport for is you.
Winter: Go out the side door. Now.
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ada: i love you
reader: ... it'll pass
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davey: *says something awkward*
race: is that a joke?
davey: ...i don't know.
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Rhaenyra: Is everything all right, Your Grace?
Alicent: Oh fuck you, calling me 'Your Grace', like it doesn't turn you on!
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MC: I love you.
Talbott: It'll pass.
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