ithinkthereforeiamnot
ithinkthereforeiamnot
Legendary Bardificer of Bardificer Legend
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ithinkthereforeiamnot · 8 hours ago
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He is unharmed, but perplexed, as the human throws an aromatic staff of wood into the soothing, warm bath.
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ithinkthereforeiamnot · 8 hours ago
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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
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ithinkthereforeiamnot · 12 hours ago
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Omg everything everywhere all at once is so good yall better watch it or I will live rent-free in your walls and steal any fruits or cheeses you have at night
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EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) Dir. Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert
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ithinkthereforeiamnot · 12 hours ago
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ithinkthereforeiamnot · 2 days ago
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No words can particularly illuminate my ire for the Harry Potter franchise, mostly bc of jonald k rowled but also a little bit bc it’s just not that good
I lost my place in one of the books and that was enough for me to quit the series entirely (back before I knew about joke fouling’s fuckery)
The series is not worth supporting a transphobe guys buying the books or any part of the franchise is still supporting a massive billionaire transphobe and her fuckery
If you MUST consume hp content, just pirate it or read the fanfic
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ithinkthereforeiamnot · 2 days ago
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I might make an art blog on the side bc while i don’t create art often, I don’t want anything I post to be buried under the heaps and heaps of reblogs I do every day
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ithinkthereforeiamnot · 2 days ago
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Will also do fanart of existing characters if asked, but might take longer
I’m so fucking hot and bored yall
Somebody send me some OC or monster or homebrew npc details or something
I will do a drawing free of charge and send to you
Please I’m hot bored and have artists block send me your OC monster or other npc details
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ithinkthereforeiamnot · 2 days ago
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I’m really a fan of the nicknames people have for the elongated muskrat himself
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ithinkthereforeiamnot · 2 days ago
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I’m so fucking hot and bored yall
Somebody send me some OC or monster or homebrew npc details or something
I will do a drawing free of charge and send to you
Please I’m hot bored and have artists block send me your OC monster or other npc details
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ithinkthereforeiamnot · 2 days ago
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ļöbþēř
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the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.
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ithinkthereforeiamnot · 2 days ago
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Grinding for xp
one time, as a kid, I watched someone make an omelette. after stewing on the idea for a full day, I asked my mother how it worked, got a basic lesson, and then proceeded to spend the next three months in the omelette mines making 3-5 omelettes every single day (depending on how many of my siblings were left with any tolerance for eating them) until I felt I had really truly certainly gotten a grasp on the concept of the omelette
I then repeated this every time I learned a recipe, which is funny because I didn't even like cooking beyond a passing interest, I was just really interested in the idea of being able to max out the skill or something
as soon as I demonstrated mastery over something, I immediately dropped it and moved onto the next thing, and this was an understood pattern to the point where my siblings would try to prompt me into spending a period of fixation on whatever they wanted to eat at the time, and then they'd have several servings of it a day until they got sick of it and started to hate it
but them enjoying it wasn't really the goal. largely tangential. I mostly just wanted to get it down and then move on.
moral of the story: none
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ithinkthereforeiamnot · 2 days ago
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Yes I know that a lot of people die in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Whaddya mean according to dubious sources that the good ending for eyes of heaven for the PlayStation isn’t canon? Araki already confirmed it was, and no, I don’t wanna hear anyone say, “👆🤓actually, according to araki, he specifically said it wasn’t canon and he was forced to retcon their deaths because of Bandai namco’s interference. Also if he did, it would take away the impact of the series.”
This was more than likely sourced from stupid fucking debate bro weeb, who claims they heard it from an interview that is more than likely purposely mistranslated by some homophobic neckbeard.
Man, do neckbearded weebs ever shut up about how much they enjoy watching beloved fictional characters die? Oh right, these are the same dudes who talk shit about anything politically correct being included in anime? Also they probably want to fuck goku from dbz in a ‘no homo 🤪’ sort of way!
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ithinkthereforeiamnot · 2 days ago
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ithinkthereforeiamnot · 2 days ago
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Literally same I’m in heat advisory land, USA and dying on the bathroom linoleum
im overheating #myoverheating
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ithinkthereforeiamnot · 2 days ago
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what if during their life changing field trip toph and zuko picked up a new chill hobby
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