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Okay sooooooo

DC X DP crossover

Phantom Pickpocket

The usual Danny’s parents are assholes when they find out he’s Phantom. He’s the ghost prince. Not yet crowned king. So has new powers but doesn’t know how to use them. However he can’t go into the ghost zone because portal was destroyed. Can’t go to Vlad because fruitloop.

Danny flees the scene away from his friends family. Ends up in Gotham, ectoplasm, yada yada. However instead of meeting up with Batman. He stays in crime alley with a couple of the stray kids. He becomes a particularly good pick pocket with the invisibility and intangibility. He only goes after people that wouldn’t notice a lil money missing from their wallets and never takes all of it.

He stays in an abandoned building and cares for the other kids. However one day one of the girls that lowkey reminded him of Ellie got really sick. She needed antibiotics. None of them had the money or access required. So Danny was stealing more often and saving up more money. Taking watches, sunglasses and whatever he could grab his hands on really.

He was walking back to their abandon building with soup when he sees a shiny brand new red motorcycle in an alley. He figured the whole thing would go for enough to get them a place to stay for a while but it was to big and high profile. So if he got caught it would be considered GTA and a felony. He couldn’t risk prison time and keeping a low profile was good for staying off his parents and the GIWs radar. So instead he just worked on taking the tires.

Unknown to him. He was being watched from the roof tops by a certain crime lord. Who’s been following a string of petty thefts for the past few weeks and has heard tales of the “phantom pickpocket” (heheheh). As well as some of the crime alley kids gathering in a new spot. He liked to keep tabs on them to make sure they were alright. So when he sees Bat adoption bait stealing his tires in less than two seconds flat and the pit lurches finally recognizing the cause of the intrusive feeling he’s felt for weeks. He drops down to the ground and walks over to the kid.

“Impressive honestly. I admire your work.” The Redhood. The smirk was almost audible as he relished in the familiarity of the situation.

Danny looked at the large figure before him. He’s heard tales of the Redhood. The protector of crime alley. Clearly some form of liminal as the whole area was clearly marked as his territory. So Danny had been doing his best to conceal his presence and his own ectoplasm under the crime lords to not be noticed. Which meant not transforming and using almost of his powers. Clearly he needed some practice. Danny was currently holding both tires and took one step back away from the beast.

“Relax kid. I just wanna know why you’re stealing the tires.” Redhood said.

“I need them.” Danny replied quickly and eyes his roots for escape.

“I doubt you have a bike kid. You’re probs gonna pawn or sell them. So what do you need the money for. I can get you some help-“Redhood said stepping closer and instantly regretting it because of the look of fear before the kid vanished.

Danny was short and skittish and immediately turned invisible and booked it. Phasing through the nearest building and proceeding to run back to his bases of operations. He dropped the tires off on a nearby roof top before making his way back. He cursed in silence because he forgot the soup.

“Life clearly has a sense of humor.” Jason mumbled as he turned on his comm.

“Hey O. I need some help tracking down my tires. I’m also gonna need some medical supplies. If you could get one of the birds to deliver it. I would appreciate it.” Jason said picking up the abandoned shopping bag that contained premade warm soup.

“Tires? That’s oddly specific…. What happened?” Oracle inquired but rapid typing could easily be heard as she started working on his request.

“A kid just stole my tires.”

He turned the comm down in preparation and wasn’t surprised to hear laughter erupt from Oracle. He sighed with a smile. As much as Bruce annoyed him. Clearly they were more alike than he thought. He was gonna find the little meta bandit.

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Awwwwwwwwwwww

Tim: I told Jason that his ears turn red when he lies.

Steph: Do they?

Tim: No

Steph: Then why did you tell him that?

Tim: So I can do stuff like this.

Tim, yelling across the Batcave: Hey, Jason! Do you like being part of the family?

Jason, covering his ears: No!

Steph:. . .Does he realize he’s got the helmet on?

Tim: He hasn’t the last three times

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I love the way you draw Miruko

inofficial double date at the beach

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(Some people mentioned why skulker might feen for Danny in the comments because he sounds like an extinct ghost predator who mimics and what happens if Danny’s flesh wasn’t covering his core. So I’m merging them together.)

One day Skulker says he’s going to put a end to the creature that’s been terrorizing the infinite realms by amity park. So he broadcast his hunt across the realms like an episode of river monsters. Even some of Danny’s rogues come to watch from the sidelines. As Skulker chases Danny on one of the more rainforest looking floating islands.

Skulker takes it to far and basically gouges a hole in Danny’s chest somehow. Either with a new weapon or his hands and Danny is on the verge of dying. His core is now exposed as the flesh hurries to regenerate to cover it. However the whole realms is now hearing the frantic, pleas and scared whimpers and cries of a baby. As Danny has tears in his eyes as his struggling to free himself from Skulkers grasp.

Skulker himself his traumatize upon realizing. All this time. He was hunting and hurting a child, a literal baby who was lost and confused and just needed some help. Who’s ignorance on ghost culture and life wasn’t a facade but genuine because he was newly dead. Who’s speed and fighting weren’t predatory instincts but adrenaline induced fight or flight responses to keep him alive from the threat…..them. They were the threat. The ghost child as he called him in disgust and mockery was just that. A child. A infant. A new born. He looked upon the bloody scared face of the kid they knew. The fear the distrust. The panicked wide eyes that had seen too much.

They had made a grave mistake.

HurtPainFear

Was all that was felt across the realms as Danny’s cores screaming resonance was finally covered up by skin once more. Danny freed himself from Skulkers loosened grip and fled the scene.

What had they done?

John Constantine knows full and damn well that Phantom isn't a thousands year old ghost.

He knows because, in the middle of a fight against a deranged warlock, Phantom let out a small, warbling chirp in response to getting hit.

He'd quickly covered it up, but Constantine knows that that chirp is.

It's the ghost equivalent of a baby cry.

With as uncertain and lost as that one was, it was a ghost newborn cry.

Phantom isn't even ten years old as a ghost. Constantine would ventures to say that he isn't even five.

Worse, no other ghost responded to the chirp.

Phantom is, in ghost terms, an orphan.

Which is what has led to Constantine creating a portal to the Infinite Realms, so he can walk into the Realms Child Ghost Education Resource Center and make sure Phantom gets a good ghostly guardian.

The kid's been through enough, and John's gonna make sure he gets someone good.

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John is trying to steal Danny out the door when a gun shot goes off. Everyone’s head whips to the door frame right by John’s head that is now blown apart. Then immediately snap to the source of the shot. Which is Alfred holding a shot gun.

“You would do well to put my great grandson down John Constantine. Lest you end up like the door frame.” Alfred said as he reloaded.

Everyone looks shocked and back in forth between the two. John slowly places Danny down on his feet.

“Apologies Mr.Pennyworth. However I doubt your family is capable of taking care of his special needs-“ John started to explain.

“I’m positive we will be able to acquire any thing the child needs for his development. I will even personally assure your compensated for any and all information and materials you can provide. However he stays here.” Alfred interjected.

Damian walks over death glaring at Constantine and scoops up Danny and throws him over his shoulder. Danny looks at John and shrugs. He mouths sorry as he’s carried towards the Dining room so Damian can ensure he’s fed.

Everyone stares for a moment not knowing what to do.

“Thank you for your visit Constantine. You’re dismissed until you provide the requested materials.” Alfred states coldly. John disappears without missing a beat to go vent to Zatanna.

Bruce wakes up to the smell of sulfur. He looks around with a confused look as if asking “what just happened.”

“Trench coat came and tried to kidnap demon baby and demon brat and him were gonna go at it until Alfie almost killed John. It was sick.” Jason explained.

“Thank you Master Jason. Now do please go bond with your new nephew and help your brother. God knows being a single father isn’t easy.” He said with a sigh casting a side glance at Bruce still sitting on the floor after he fainted.

The man in question began to blush and his kids laughed intensified it.

Damian, as Robin, is about to be sacrificed to summon a Powerful Being. Except instead of a Powerful Being, a kid his age pops into existence as though he was shoved forward.

The kid looks around, startled. He's got a black eye and he's holding a length of rope, presumably what had been restraining him.

"Uh. Is. Is this the afterlife?" The kid asks, bewildered.

"...No, this is Gotham. We were trying to summon Pariah Dark?" One of the cultists answers, also confused.

"But I was being sacrificed to summon Pariah Dark?" The kid says, brows furrowed.

The cultists pause in their attempted murder of Robin and hurriedly reconvene, taking their eyes off of the kid. They're muttering about how maybe there was another cult doing a sacrifice at the same time, and things got switched up. Should they sacrifice both of the boys?

Damian, though. Damian never takes his eyes off of the new kid.

Unlike the cultists, he's not an idiot. He knows a liar when he sees one. That boy is no sacrifice.

That boy is the being they summoned.

He waits for the being to show it's true colors. And waits. And waits.

'Hurry up!' Damian mouths to it.

'I am trying!' It mouths back, motioning at it's feet where it's been wearing away the containment sigil.

'Well try faster!'

'That's not how it works!'

'How hard is it to mess up chalk?'

'Well then you come here and you do it!'

"Maybe I will," Damian spits outloud, done with this farce.

"Uh, do you two need a moment or...?"

Damian answers the cultists question by kicking her in the face as he cuts himself loose.

He will rescue both himself and the demon they dragged into this world.

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Damian defends the Red Hood. the family doesn’t know why, but it’s concerning. what reason would their youngest have to defend a crime lord? there must have been something more to it.

even after the identity reveal, Damian refuses to step down. the moment he perceives the family as being unfair to Jason, the moment they seem to overlook him or brush him off, Damian will be there to tell them off and remind them that, actually, Jason was talking first.

what’s probably even more dumbfounding to them by that point is that Jason lets it happen. it forces them to realize that Jason hardly fights for himself, to be heard or acknowledged. and for those of them that had been there when Jason first joined the family? it’s a painful reminder of the skittish boy they had first got to know

Damian takes his duties of brother very seriously. when Jason first joined their family back in Nanda Parbat, his mother had been very clear when explaining to him that his brother was in no state to speak or stand up for himself due to his catatonic state. Damian had made it his mission then to not only defend but also promote his brother’s interest. it would be unbecoming of him to let anyone diminish or take advantage of the more vulnerable member of their family until he could do it for himself

except that time never did happen. Damian still jumps to Jason’s defence at a moment’s notice and Jason still gets a little choked up when he gets to witness how how protective his little brother still is of him

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“To what?”

OH GURL YOURE TAKING IT. You ate that up. Now imma need Nightwing adopting Danny.

DP X DC

The Justice League summons the ghost king. Danny was in the middle of an emergency that only he could stop.

He screams and cries and begs them to send him back, tells them it's life or death, tells them they can summon him again in 24 hours just PLEASE send him back NOW everybody was going to die

They argue and deliberate for almost ten minutes before they send him back.

They summon him again the next day. He's different.

They try to talk to him but he just hangs there numbly, floating and staring at nothing.

Nightwing can't take it anymore. Maybe the ghost king is an eldritch god, but to him he just looks like a traumatised child.

Without hesitation, he steps into the circle (Constantine told them all to stay back from it the first time he summoned Phantom but what's the worst that could happen?)

Everybody protests but Constantine keeps them back, tells them more people in the summoning circle will only make things more dangerous.

So, Nightwing does his thing. He hesitantly approaches the loose ball of glowing limbs that is Phantom, talking gently as he goes.

He asks Phantom if he can touch him, and still gets no response. Just dull, dead eyes looking past him.

Cautiously, he lays a hand on the ghost-boy's shoulder. No response.

He pulls him into his side, wrapping an arm around his shoulders and talking softly.

All at once, the king crumbles. He turns into the one-armed hug, fisting a hand tightly into Nightwing's costume. He buries his face in the hero's shoulder and begins to sob. Terrible, wretched noises of agony.

Nightwing makes soothing noises to the child in his arms as he turns to meet eyes with the rest of the Justice League.

They summoned him in the middle of an emergency and instead of sending him back immediately they kept him there. Kidnapped him.

This was their fault.

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(Damn you fast)

In the Batcave money is exchanged. They had bet on which one of the siblings would be the first to get married as well as bag an inter dimensional entity. Everyone’s money was on Dick but Damien had won because he knew Jason during his league of assassin days. As well as remembered Jason’s love for romance novels.

“Todd spend a great majority of his time reading romance novels. It’s logical to think that he would use the knowledge he acquired in them to his advantage in pursing a romantic partnership. As well as Todd is the magical robin.” Damian replied to his siblings questioning on his betting.

In the watch tower.

Batman and Constantine are being revived. While Wonder Woman, Superman and Flash are asking Jason questions about Danny.

“So Daniel isn’t dangerous?” Superman asked.

“I will be if you call me Daniel again.” Danny said stopping mid bite of his triple cheese burger to stare into the aliens soul. Superman swear he saw a flash of his Krypton blow up in his minds eye but he couldn’t prove it.

“Noted. The King likes to be called Danny and not formal titles. We can manage that right guys?!?” Flash said trying to lighten the mood back while Superman tried to regain his composure.

“We can. So how did you two meet?” Diana asked trying to move to a lighter topic. Considering Danny seemed so fond of Red Hood. As the former was currently sitting on his lap while he ate.

“We met when I died. Met Danny. Hit it off…..eventually. Lost my memories, brought back, Danny became King and started snooping around. We ran into each other. Got my memories back. Danny’s people wanted him to marry and so he spent years courting me. He proposed with the library of Alexandria. So how could I say no.” Red hood stated.

Danny seemed to purr at the telling of events. As if he was thinking of all the fond memories. He finished his burger and then picked up his milkshake.

“Why did you block them babe?” Red hood asked directing toward Danny.

“Personally I think calling for work business on someone’s day off is rude. You know I don’t get many of those. Then on top of that. The bastard that gives me the most paper work and head ache is the one to summon me and then has the nerve to talk down to me while I’m just tryna eat dinner. Do you know how long it took to make?!? Not to mention speedy over there causing space time disruptions every second. ” Danny ranted to Jason mainly. He threw a thumb in Flash’s direction at his mention. He talked with his hands and Superman man could see the happy smirk under Red hoods helmet as he watched.

“Valid. Constantine is an asshole and B is annoying and none of that flashes can sit their asses down.” Red hood said affirmingly.

“Then they’re gonna keep calling. I just wanted to eat my dinner. I had to talk to the ancients all day and didn’t get to eat.” Danny said slouching deeper into Jason. If they didn’t watch Danny become an eldritch space god. It wouldn’t almost been like watching any of the other inter species couples on the watch tower. Bruce and Constantine returned to the table with Zatanna.

“Yeah babe. You need to eat more. You gotta keep you and the babies healthy.” Red hood said touching Danny’s stomach. A loud thump was heard as Batman fainted again.

More money was exchanged and given to Damian in the batcave.

DPxDC #35

Ghost king gets summoned. Danny shows up wearing sweats and a loose t-shirt, holding a pot.

Danny: ...

JL/summoners: ...

Danny looks down and sees he's still holding his dinner.

Danny: Okay, less annoyed now, what's up?

Starts eating his dinner out of the pot with his serving spork. (Danny silently thankful his dinner came too. He hadn't eaten all day.)

JL and/or summoners are completely confused.

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Wonder Woman: *pinching the bridge of her nose* and we just force summoned him and insulted him

Superman: and now we’re on the block list

Batman: Please tell me there’s a way to reach out to him

Constantine: *panicking and trying to alter the circle* give me a second Bats. That kid has ultimate control of my soul and gods know I’ve created a hell of amount of paper work for him

Oracle: *in Batman’s ear* Jason says he knows the guy and can contact him

Batman: Get Redhood to the watchtower immediately

Oracle: He will be there in 30 or less.

Flash: why is the murdery bat coming to the watch tower?

Batman: Redhood claims to have a personal connection to The High King.

Constantine: How in the bloody bollocks does your spawn have a connection to the king of the infinite realms

Jason: Cause I’m amazing *he says appearing out of the teleporter with a bag of Fast food. The grease staining the bottom of the bag and two milkshakes*

Flash: how are you going to summon him? He blocked us

Jason: he blocked your calls not mine *jason says as he walks to the summoning circle and pours a little of the milkshake on it. He whispers something and suddenly all the candles light up neon green and shoot ten feet in the air*

The room suddenly begins to freeze and suddenly the black ink bubbles up from the floor in the middle of the circle. It swallows the red box and and all the heroes hairs stand on end as a chill runs down everyone’s spines. A clawed hand was the first to form from the mass of darkness. Followed by another and then a head that was void of a face but held glowing green eyes. As the figure stood up, sparkles of stars appeared on its skin and a whispy white fire appeared for hair.

“YoU DaRe SuMmOn mE aGaIn?!?” The voice echoed deep throughout the entire watch tower and in the minds of everyone in the room.

Jason however remained calm was behind the king who was facing the other heroes who prepared to fight or die. And to the shock of everyone involved threw the food he had been holding at the now Eldritch entity who happened to be the High King. With a loud CRACK the kings head snapped in Jason’s direction and the food floated near the kings head. Suspended in the air.

“Oh relax. It was me. Hurry up and eat. You’re not you when you’re hungry.” Jason said crossing his arms and then gesturing to the other leaguers.

“Redhood I don’t think-“ Superman began

“ROMEO!!!” The king called. The room instantly warmed.

“Hey space cadet. You wouldn’t mind not killing your father in law right?” Redhood replied as the celestial being shrunk in size and jumped into his arms.

Red Hood spun him around and received a chorus of happy giggles that echoed at different tones. The inky black space faded to show a boy similar to the boy from earlier just with a black jump suit that looked like it was woven from space itself. Green eyes and glowing white hair that defied gravity. The kid was tan with flowing freckles and a green blush that seemed to get brighter as he stared at the Red Hood.

“Red Hood. Report.” Batman said. He was holding his composure but Superman could hear the rapid increase of his heart rate and tight construction of his muscles and blood vessels.

“Yes, please tell us what is happening.” Wonder Woman asked.

“Only because Wonder Woman asked. Meet Danny High King of the Infinite realms, slayer of Pariah Dark, Keeper of Peace- “ Redhood began the list of titles before being interrupted by a very annoyed.

“Babbbeeeeeeeee”

“And my beloved husband. Batman meet your son in law.” Red hood stated happily as he teased the god being in his arms.

Batman proceeded to malfunction and stopped working. Constantine and Batman proceeded to faint.

DPxDC #35

Ghost king gets summoned. Danny shows up wearing sweats and a loose t-shirt, holding a pot.

Danny: ...

JL/summoners: ...

Danny looks down and sees he's still holding his dinner.

Danny: Okay, less annoyed now, what's up?

Starts eating his dinner out of the pot with his serving spork. (Danny silently thankful his dinner came too. He hadn't eaten all day.)

JL and/or summoners are completely confused.

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I’m just waiting for Dick to put two and two together. As well as Tim almost being on the chopping block as well. People say Jason has anger issues but DICK?!? That man is about to hunt Talia across the known universe to give her the most painful death possible. Not only did she mess with his father but all of his younger brothers have been scared by her in one way or another.

Talia was soon found dead and disfigured. As her body had been stomped out by a group of…..circus elephants after her death. Ras is currently on the run from the shadowy figure that’s been haunting his nightmares and the corners of his vision for the past sick months after it told him to “your next” after his daughters murder.

The league of assassins is in crisis as their leader seeks refuge in mad paranoia. However it is too late and Dick is already going in for the slow,,,,slow kill.

ok no actually the funniest way Talia should be shamed for having a one night stand with Jason during his league days is if Damian finds out and refuses to stop referring to Jason as ‘step-father’.

Damian: i request more training with step-father to improve my blade wielding abilities.

Jason, looking up and blinking: wait is that me?

Jason:

Jason: cool.

Jason, turning to Talia: i don’t mind training my step-son.

Talia:

Talia: he isn’t your step-son.

Damian: yes i am.

Talia: Damian, no. he can’t be your father. he’s seventeen.

Damian: oh and that’s an issue is it?

Talia:

Damian:

Jason: *grinning in delight at the family drama*

-later, upon Damian’s arrival in Gotham-

Bruce: and these are your brothers,

Damian: ah yes, i am aware of them.

Damian, nodding at the batkids: Grayson, Drake,

Damian, turning to Jason: step-father,

Jason, solemnly: step-son. good to see you again.

Bruce, having a heart attack: imsorryexcusemewhatnow-?

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Bruce is the pappy and Selina is the mother. I won’t accept any other options unless Jason Todd is the father 😂

Struck from his vocabulary

Danny was talking to Sam and Tucker one day. He knew he was adopted but didn’t know anything about his birth parents. They had all tried to search between ghost attacks but hadn’t made any headway. Unfortunately Danny hadn’t been paying attention when he groaned out, “I wish I could learn who my bio parents are.”

Danny really thought he had struck the w word from his vocabulary. He realized his error when Desiree popped up and poofed him away after ‘granting his wish.’ Ending up in a fancy dining room with like 10 people staring at him startled, was even worse.

Danny growled. “Fudge! I said the Taboo!” He continued cursing (in book titles. No one could swear in Amity due to a previous w—h, it’s habit now). He was interrupted by one of them chuckling. “I’ve never heard anyone curse in book titles before, I’m stealing that.”

There was a sigh from a tired looking kid. “That honestly fits you.” Then the older looking man finally speaks up. “Can you tell us your name? And how you got here? What was that about a Taboo?”

Danny sighs. “I’m Danny. Can I get your names first so I know who I’m talking to?” After being introduced to the Waynes (not that Danny realizes who they are, he’s never been interested in celebrities unless it involves space), and the Butler Alfred insisting he sit down and eat (he was starving), Danny continues. “Anyway, the Taboo in our town is the w word. Say it and weird stuff happens. Like me disappearing from my home town to here. Where are we anyway?”

To say Danny had a mini freak out about ending up in Gotham from the middle of nowhere Illinois and how he was going to get home after finding out his new location…

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I need someone else to write it 😭

Danny and Dan are going on a shopping spree with Vlad's credit card in Gotham, because they want to spend as much money as possible and Vlad is terrified of the city.

This means they have as much time as Dani can buy them by preventing Vlad from calling the bank.

As they're shopping in only the ritziest district, they get stopped by a reporter.

"Mr. Drake-Wayne, Mr. Timothy Drake-Wayne, are you a twin?"

Dan and Danny look at each other.

Look back at the reporter.

"Actually, we're triplets. We keep the ugly one at home." Dan says, completely deadpan.

"O...oh. So which one of you is Mr. Timothy? You all look identical!" The Reporter gushes, flustered at getting the first scoop on the story.

"He's at home," Danny says, a shit eating grin that's a perfect match to Dan's stretching across his face.

Danny and Dan aren't related to this Tim guy at all, but they're still gonna fuck with him.

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Across Gotham, Tim, who just found out that he was actually adopted into the Drake Family, is not amused.

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I need Duke added in

Bruce, introducing his kids at a family Interview: This is my eldest Dick, my second eldest Cassandra, then my son Jason, my second youngest Tim, and my youngest Damian

Bruce: That's my daughter-in-law Barbara, and my other daughter-in-law, Stephanie

Tim: ??? Steph and I broke up forever ago?? How is she your daughter-in-Law?

Stephanie: I may not be dating any of you anymore but I'm the State of daughter-in-law. Daughter-in-law is not a family title, it's the friends you make along the way

Jason: I'm not high enough for this shit

Golden boy Dick Grayson: Me fucking neither

Jason: what

Dick: what

Bruce: ??? What do you mean she's not my daughter-in-law anymore?? I was counting on her marrying into the family :C

Steph: Sorry B, unfortunately your son would rather kiss superbitch than me

Dick: TIM IS KISSING WHO NOW

Bruce: >:( We'll talk about that later, right now-

Tim: I don't think that's necess-

Bruce: We'll talk about that later. Right now can't any of you date her?? Jaylad, you're sin-

Steph: HELL NO

Jason, already on his second blunt: You're so funny, old man. I'm literally co parenting my best friends kid. I'm literallyyyy be gay do crime. Haha.

Dick: YOURE WHAT WITH WHO NOW

Bruce: CAN ANY OF YOU JUST DATE HER

Cass, slowly raising her hand like in Hunger Games: I volunteer

Bruce: ...

Tim: ...

Dick: ...

Bruce: This is why you're my favorite daughter 🥹

Cass: Father, I'm your only daughter

Tim: Untrue. I did drag one time, that has to count

Steph: Does this mean I have a girlfriend

Damian: This family is a disgrace

Interviewer: ...

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All of this over a cinnamon roll?!? Honestly mood. Good for you Timbers. God forbid a boy have interest.

Red Hood continuing to be a crime lord and borderline villain even after making up with the bats specifically to keep his ties with the Gotham rogues so that he can freeze out Tim from joining the criminal underworld every time he crashes out and decides to cause shit.

Tim, storming into Two-Face’s secret base after not sleeping for three days and being pissed off by Bruce one too many times: look alive Dent, i need to punish people and i’ve decided we should work together-

Harvey: no can do, Red. sorry.

Tim:

Tim: excuse me?

Harvey, shrugging: i’m an ally of the Red Hood. one of his rules is specifically ‘don’t give Red Robin the time of day’

Tim:

Tim: are you fucking serious right now?

Harvey, returning to his newspaper: dunno what to tell you kiddo, we’ve all been warned under penalty of beheading not to work with you.

Tim:

*across Gotham*

Jason, supervising a weapon shipment: and put those crates in that truck over there, yeah-

Tim, breaking in through the ceiling: HOOD. STOP TELLING VILLAINS NOT TO FUCKING WORK WITH ME, I’LL KILL YOU-

Jason, not looking away from his spreadsheet: and those ones in that locker, thanks- Red shut the fuck up im working here- that truck leaves in like ten minutes so we gotta be quick,

Tim: I HAVE A CROWBAR HOOD-

Jason, waving off his goons concern: it’s fine he just needs some valium-

Jason, reaching an arm out to catch the crowbar being swung at his head: -can you fucking chill? this is why i had to blacklist you from the criminal peanut gallery.

Tim: *incomprehensible screeches of rage*

Jason, pulling the crowbar out of his hands and tugging him against his chest: shhhh, shh baby bird, we’ll get you in a rage room for an hour or two and you’ll be back to normal by the morning- oh and those guns are to be sent off tomorrow not next week, we got moved up-

Goon: …are we supposed to ignore him?

Jason: yes.

Tim, limp in Jason’s arms: *muffled by his chest* B ate the fucking cinnamon roll i was saving.

Jason, humming: i know kiddo, i know.

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And god forbid he gets powers. Dick already barely human as it is. Let him get any extra enhancements and its wraps.

*Dick crashes out while on patrol and beats someone within an inch of their life*

Bruce: Dick might be a little bit fragile after last night, so let’s try to be sensitive.

Jason: Oh, believe me- I am going to be nothing but nice to Dick from now on. If he snaps and goes on a rampage, who do you think he’s coming for first?

Bruce: He’s not going on a rampage.

Tim: I bet he’d let me live. He likes me.

Damian: I’m just gonna say it. I never trusted him.

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When the Bat kids get mad at Bruce. They go to their ex/step mom’s house. Selina will always holds space for her bat kids.

Jason decided to be petty and got a red cat ear Helmet. So when he pulled up to patrol with it, it added insult to injury to the silent treatment. Not only has his son been ignoring him and running off to his ex/lover. He switched teams and became a Cat instead of a Bat.

Bruce was broodier than usual that day.

vroom vroom bitch

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This gives Baby Grayson is a paranormal telepathic child and Brucie is just his handler/translator.

I hc Dick will be non-verbal for a bit when Bruce first adopts him