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what a shame it would be if this were to be rebloged by a bunch of people, spreading the message further than the original reddit post could have ever reached.

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

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Call me the dumbass the way i had a breakdown and ate 2 pints of ice cream last night 🕺🕺💃💃🕺💃🕺🕺🕺💃🕺💃💃🕺💃

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Whys there fnaf yaoi all over my pinterest feed D:

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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👀 Me eyeing online shopping rn despite the fact that i took meletonin half an hour ago

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Hot take, i think wearing a stupid amount of keychains all over a fit is cool and awesome and i should be able to click clack my way down the street without weird looks

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All i need in life is a man that spoils me rotten and will watch stupid documentaries with me until 5 am, is that too much to ask for

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Okay, okay, hear me out

*autism engages*

I write a story about an important incident for my characters, but it's actually multiple stories, each from a different character's pov

*jangles keys*

And i release each day of the incident on each characters story at the same time, so you can read each day from their pov, but cant read ahead until they all come out

*wiggles fidget slug*

Would anyone read that on ao3 and actually check my profile for when it comes out?

(Also its about my special interest bendy and the ink machine au that ive been working on for 5 years now)

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First and second chapters are out on ao3!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61815658/chapters/158059759

(The Looking-Glass Self by OfficeChair27 if you dont want to use the link )

If this gets even 1 note i will write the rest of my incredibly traumatized story of my little guy, make an ao3 account, and post it

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I want my boyfriend

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The fact that I cant always have my boyfriend in front eith me is homophonic

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Yall please ask these so I can answer questions about my little guy from the story I'm writing, I need enrichment while my computer's charging

🌻 random in-character questions

an ask game where, instead of replying from your perspective, you answer as if it's your original character/muse/self-insert/etc. answering the question ✨

🌧️ "When outside during the rain, do you use a raincoat, an umbrella, or something else? Do you enjoy rain?"

🍳 "Are you a good cook? Do you enjoy cooking? What's your favorite thing to cook?"

🧼 "Do you prefer to take a shower during the morning or evening? Do you like taking baths? What's your favorite scent of shower gel?"

❌ "Would you do something that someone told you not to do? Why? Is there someone you'd actually listen to more than everyone else?"

����️ "What will make you give up?"

📖 "What kinds of books do you read? Do you have a lot of time to read?"

⛸️ "What's your favorite kind of sport? Do you follow sports closely or don't care at all?"

😷 "How often do you get sick? Do you stay at home when sick or do you end up going outside to, say, get some groceries? If you go outside, would you wear a mask?"

🥼 "Do you have to wear a uniform somewhere? If yes, how do you feel about it? If no, what kind of uniform would you love to wear?"

🥂 "How do you celebrate you accomplishments?"

🛴 "What's your preferred way of getting somewhere - own car, public transport, a bicycle, or something else? How well do you follow the traffic rules?"

🕰️ "What do you use to check what time it is?"

🥰 "What would make you feel happy and loved?"

🐇 "Do you believe in other dimensions?"

🎺 "What kind of music do you mostly listen to? Do you know how to play an instrument, and if not, which one would you want to learn to play?"

💽 "Do you collect anything? Why?"

🧋 "What's your go-to thing to drink? Do you prefer cold or hot drinks?"

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Catch me reading yaoi comics during family christmas

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Yall its in progress :)

On break from college so you know ya boy is typing away

If this gets even 1 note i will write the rest of my incredibly traumatized story of my little guy, make an ao3 account, and post it

[jayscryptidcorner]

If this gets even 1 note i will write the rest of my incredibly traumatized story of my little guy, make an ao3 account, and post it