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i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

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Tits Out for the Summer!

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It’s a common misconception that there are no wizards in the midwest USA. The truth is there are plenty, they just use their powers exclusively for making new and fucked up kinds of salad

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It’s a common misconception that there are no wizards in the midwest USA. The truth is there are plenty, they just use their powers exclusively for making new and fucked up kinds of salad

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True power lies in knowledge. In understanding. Power channelled, not controlled.

-Ikora Rey

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its important to follow some accounts on here that post things that are completely above your pay grade. people with advanced esoteric educations or fields of study, people who have been hyperfixated on one really obscure historical subject for ten years etc. because you CAN gradually, through exposure alone, eventually brute force yourself a little smarter. ive done it many times. after a few months or years of silently reading their posts with total incomprehension you will suddenly understand just enough to start asking polite questions and then youre really on to something

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All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.”

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Griddlehark Utena pose but, different!

Commission done for @surefootcleric!

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just got followed by a scambot pretending to be Shania Twain. Nigerian Prince scams, now on Tumblr! yippee!

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anakin, ur focusing on a senator from naboo again. b mindful of fucking around and finding out

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Back in the spotlight

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Sam Handwich.

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I trick you into thinking we’re doing a cool pub crawl in Scotland but instead I take you on a cairn crawl and you’re stone cold sober as I force you to traipse across farmland with me and then infodump about the chambered tombs within.

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Ten days left to apply or audition for my "touring rock band that solves monster-related problems" musical audio drama, and friends, if you're holding back because you don't think you have a chance, let me tell you:

so far, the most-applied-to crew job only has seven applicants

actually, the most-auditioned-for acting role also has only seven applicants right now

nobody has applied yet to be music director

nobody has auditioned yet for Beth or Flynn

Like, am I personally feeling extremely nervous about getting enough people for this project? Absolutely! Would I continue to utterly treasure any signal boosting, particularly when it comes to trying to find an African American actor/singer to play Beth? Of course! But your odds personally for getting in are at this point quite good. Take the leap!

Job listings are here.

Audition info is here. One thing I forgot to say is that Circe, Sadie, Charlie, and Flynn don't need to have American accents.

Good luck/break a leg!

-Jess