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Ahhhhhhh I caught that DBZA reference

Wolf Ruby: Can you grab my tail really quickly?

Jaune: Um, sure. *Grabs Ruby's tail*

Ruby: You're my husband now.

Jaune: ...What?

Ruby: We're married now. Your mom already sent me a congratulations text.

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Which is why I prefer the vastly superior Smallville death if Jonathan. Where it is entirely Clark’s fault.

Man of steel isn’t bad movie but Clark’s father’s death is so stupid. There’s no way in hell he would realistically watch his father die without doing a single thing about it since he didn’t want a few people to see him do it.

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*10 years later, start of Beacon era*

Yang, losing a debate: That’s it, you’re going in air jail.

Jaune, now a beanstalk: you are aware I’m taller than you, yes?

Yang: it’s adorable you think that makes a difference

Yang then hoists Jaune above her head, shaking him while screaming ‘NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE,’

Later

Tai: Sorry Jaune

Jaune: It’s okay Uncle Tai

Ask, Childhood Friends

What if Jaune and Yang were actually childhood friends? How different would it be if Yang saw the boy that she liked?

Kid!Ruby: "Dad! Dad!! I got a puppy!" *holds up a corgi puppy*

Puppy: *barks cutely*

Kid!Ruby: "I'll call him Zwei."

Taiyang: "Aww, Ruby!" *turns to his oldest* "Yang...Um, who's that?"

(source)

Kid!Yang: *holding up a blonde boy, a few inches shorter than her* "My new friend, Jaune! But I call him 'Vomit Boy'."

Kid!Jaune: "Please stop calling me that. I only barfed once."

Taiyang: *exhales* "Yang, stop lifting up other kids?"

Kid!Yang: "But he's cute as a puppy."

Kid!Jaune: *blushes* "Stop it! I-I'm not a dog!"

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So here’s where you can find me on the interwebs I guess

Also I do fix commissions of Smallville and the wider DC mythos. There’s a cashapp in the link so you can request it

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Hold up we can be commissioned for fics? That’s a gold mine

i love your sxf stuff and i know you take art commissions, but i was wondering if you take fic commissions :3 if you do, what are your limits/what will you do and not do?

oh wow i have never thought about doing fic commissions before! :o

it seems like there's a lot more restrictions and stuff surrounding it (like with kofi, ao3 etc). if someone is interested and wants to commission me for fic i'd be open to trying it out, but i wouldn't like have a posting anywhere with rates and stuff lol

as for my limits it would probably be the same as for art (no smut, heavy gore, etc)

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Every card in the draw was Weiss

Cheating.

Pyrrha: 'In my life, I've never cheated even when it's something left to random luck. I believe that the cards will land where they will. However, at this moment, Im gonna give destiny a helping hand.

Raido host: Hello and welcome back to The Vale Sports Wave. For the last two weeks, we have been raising money by raffel in order to win a fully payed for date with the invincible girl herself self, Pyrrha nikos! In a moment, Pyrrha is going to reach in the bowl and pull herself a lucky date. Who we wil call and tell them the good news. Okay Pyrrha take it away.

* Pyrrha reaches into the bowl with a name already tucked between her fingers. she shuffles the names around before palming the name she had in between her out and gives the name to the raido host.*

Raido host: All right, we have a name. Let's give them a call.

*The radio host calls the number it rings twice and gets awnsered.*

Jaune: Hello?

Radio host: Hello, Jaune Arc. You just won a date with the one and only invincible girl. Are you excited or what.

Jaune: Wow, that's awesome. I wasn't expecting to win at all, but I'm very excited about taking pyrrha nikos out.

Raido host: Alright Jaune, you stay on the line while we give you the details. Pyrrha any last words before we go to break?

Pyrrha: Thank you, everyone for donating to a great cause and Jaune Arc. I'm very excited about our date.

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At the restaurant for the first part of their date.

Jaune: Wow, I just can't believe I won that. I only put my name in twice. There must of been thousands of names man what are the chances.

Pyrrha: Well, im happy it turned out this way no matter what. There's no one I'd rather be with, I think and luck just dealt it out this way.

Jaune: Still, I wonder who could have won it you didn't pick me.

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Weiss screaming and throwing stuff around her room.

Weiss : I lost to that dolt again! I put thousands of submissions in, and I lose pyrrha nikos to his dumb luck once again. It is so unfair!

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Y’know something I loved about the cascading effects the Smallville tv show is that in creating its own spin on the mythos, it canonized some pretty cool stuff down the road.

One such thing being Black Kryptonite, which was a Smallville original creation. And now it’s like a main thing in the comics.

This means it can be used in other scenarios outside of the Superman story.

Imagine Bruce uses Black Kryptonite to finally help Harvey out of his Two-Face issue. Or at the end of it all, Lex gets Black K’d again and boom return of Good Lex. Return of the brotherly Clex. I’d like that, it warms my heart to think about it.

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Jaune: sike. I CAST TUNGSTEN BALLSACK

Oscar, now groin first in the earth and sinking: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jaune: Ha ha ha~! With my semblance, I AM INVINCIBLE~!

Oscar: I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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RWBY Relationship week~! Day 6

Pyrrha & Jaune

“Do you…have any spots left on your team?”

“Very funny…” : )

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And OJ ruined black leather gloves. My hand will forever be cold

Sometimes I sit there and think that Hitler was so evil that he flat out ruined an entire style of mustache.

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hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

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Nutritional boost

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Jaune: You know, the funny thing is, I know you’re playing me…

PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!

Papa Arc: You must fulfill your duty as an Arc! You swore an oath when you were ten, and an Arc always keeps a promise!

Jaune: aN aRc AlWaYs KeEpS a PrOmIsE

Jaune: Fuck that! I’m marrying Pyrrha and taking her last name!

Pyrrha: Jaune, I’m thrilled to hear that, but is this REALLY the proposal story you want to stick with? 😑

(I’ll leave it up to you what the duty/promise might be!)

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Everything about Smallville!Clois makes me insane, but I gotta say, I was extra impressed with how they did the whole “Lois doesn’t know Clark’s identity” thing considering how long she knew him before he became the Blur. I mean, their special phone booth?! The way Clark opens up to Lois when calling her as the Blur sometimes more than he does in person?! The way Lois feels fulfilled when helping him do good in the world?! The way she won’t look at his face so his identity isn’t compromised but she recognizes him by his hands to the point where she knows when he’s being impersonated by someone else just by his touch?!

I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

THEY ARE PERFECT

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*Door SLAM*

Pyrrha: YOU’RE ENGAGING IN SALACIOUS ACTIVITIES ARENT YOU?!

Ruby and Jaune covered in dirt and with a fist full of of Rubies

Jaune, turning to Ruby: …we’re engaged?

Ruby: Awwww Jaune, that’s so sweet I accept.

Pyrrha: Where are you going?

Jaune: Oh, I just have to go stick my face between a pair of Roobies for a few hours.

Pyrrha: Oh, umm, well have fun.

Jaune: I will. *Leaves*

Pyrrha: Roobies?

*Three hours later*

Pyrrha: *Doing homework*

Pyrrha: ...

Pyrrha: Wait a minute.

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Smallville Rant #1

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Ok hear me out.

Streamer!Arkos AU