#menstration

[mysharona1987]

[unfinishedslurs]

bedsharing (future stobin lavender marriage) (steddie)

“Why do you have tampons in your bathroom?” Eddie asks, toweling off his hair. “Wouldn’t your mom just keep them in hers?”

“They’re Robin’s.”

He can feel Eddie’s eyes on the back of his neck, and turns around from where he’s hastily folding his clothes. He has another towel wrapped around his hips, and Steve’s gaze drifts there before snapping back up to his face. 

“What?” He asks.

“I thought you guys weren’t together.”

Steve sighs. “Just because I have tampons for when she stays over—“

“It’s just—why wouldn’t they be in the guest bathroom?”

“She stays in my room,” he says, and then realizes how that sounds. “Okay, yeah, but we’re not dating. That’s never gonna happen.”

“So you’re just hooking up?”

Steve instinctively makes a face, and Eddie’s eyebrows jut up. “No. I’m not her type, and even if I was, at this point that ball has left the court. I don’t like her like that, she definitely doesn’t like me like that, and next time Henderson tries to convince someone we’re soulmates I’m going to wring his little neck.”

“I thought you said you were soulmates.”

“Yeah, but not like that.”

“Just enough that she sleeps in your bed and has tampons in your bathroom, apparently.” Eddie bends over to wrap his hair in the towel, and Steve spends a long moment staring at the curve of his bare spine. 

“Hey, man,” he says belatedly. “We got caught off guard one time. I’m not doing that again.”

Two loads of laundry, and Robin had cried in anger and embarrassment. Steve of ‘83 would have found it disgusting. Steve of now was a little grossed out, but also had been bled on in ways much worse than a period, so he just took her out to milkshakes and stocked up on enough supplies to last for a lifetime. After that, all bets were off when it came to the few boundaries they had left. 

Eddie grimaces in acknowledgment, grabbing the pair of sweatpants on the bed. Steve turns around before the towel drops, because years of locker room experience can’t possibly prepare him for seeing Eddie Munson’s naked ass. 

“So no dreams of a white wedding and gaggles of grandchildren running around?”

“I mean, we’ll probably get married at some point,” Steve says absently, fiddling with his bedspread to keep from turning around. He can have self control. He’s capable of not ogling his friends. “It’ll be safer that way.” Shit, why did he say that? He might as well hang a neon sign that says QUEER over his head. “Easier,” he corrects himself, knowing damn well it’s useless. 

There’s a thud and a groan, and Steve whirls around to see Eddie on the ground, halfway into his pants. 

“Are you okay?”

“So you’re not together, and you’re not hooking up, but you’ll get married?” Eddie demands from the floor, wiggling into his sweats. “And…what? Have a loveless, sexless marriage? Because it’s easy?”

“Just because the love isn’t romantic doesn’t mean our marriage would be loveless,” he protests, mind whirling with excuses he can’t use. Why did he open his big mouth? Why couldn’t he have just said anything else?

“That’s what you’re focusing on?”

“I don’t know what to tell you, man,” he shrugs, trying to get his heartbeat under control. “We’re already going to spend the rest of our lives together. Might as well get some legal benefits out of it.”

“Sure, sure,” Eddie laughs, disbelieving. “Getting married for legal benefits and safety. Harrington, if I didn’t know better, I’d say this sounds like—“

“Sounds like what?” Steve cuts through what Eddie was about to say. He doesn’t know what it is, but there’s a bone-deep certainty that Eddie will end up on the truth if he keeps talking. “Are you coming to bed or not, man?”

Eddie falls silent in the middle of standing up, dark eyes pinning Steve to the spot. He knows, Steve thinks, and tries not to picture what Robin would say if he got another concussion. He hasn’t confirmed anything, and Eddie seems like a good guy, maybe even their kind of guy, but if he’s wrong then he’d better grab Robin fast and get the hell out of dodge. Dustin might forgive him eventually, if he knew the reason why.

The silence is getting unbearable. 

“Yeah, alright,” Eddie finally shrugs. “Don’t get your panties in a bunch. I want the left side.”

“You asshole,” Steve hisses, pretending the relief in his chest isn’t damn near killing him. “You know that’s the side I sleep on.”

[cranberrytea451]

drawings from stream.

you can thank @lazyasyoucansee for the monstruating pun.

you are welcome sans undertale community.

[coven-of-genesis]

Menstration Magick

The interpretation of getting your period during specific lunar phases is often associated with symbolic and metaphoric meanings rather than a scientifically established connection.

Here are some general interpretations associated with menstruation and specific lunar phases:

Full Moon: The full moon represents the peak of the lunar cycle and is often associated with illumination, abundance, and heightened energy. Getting your period during a full moon can be seen as a time of release, letting go, and emotional cleansing.

New Moon: The new moon phase represents a fresh start, new beginnings, and potential for growth. Menstruating during a new moon may symbolize a time of renewal, introspection, and setting intentions for the upcoming cycle.

Waxing Crescent: The waxing crescent phase signifies growth, hope, and the manifestation of desires. If you get your period during this phase, it might be interpreted as a time of nurturing your inner desires and dreams.

First Quarter: The first quarter, also known as the half-moon or waxing half-moon, represents challenges, decision-making, and taking action. Menstruating during this phase could be seen as a time of confronting obstacles, making important choices, and embracing your personal power.

Waxing Gibbous: The waxing gibbous phase symbolizes progress, refinement, and further development. If you get your period during this phase, it might be viewed as a time of self-improvement, growth, and honing your skills or talents.

Waning Gibbous: The waning gibbous phase is associated with gratitude, reflection, and letting go. Menstruating during this phase could be seen as a time of releasing what no longer serves you, practicing self-care, and expressing gratitude for the experiences of the previous cycle.

Waning Crescent: The waning crescent phase represents surrender, rest, and preparation for a new beginning. If you get your period during this phase, it might be interpreted as a time of introspection, self-care, and embracing stillness before the next cycle begins.

It's important to note that these interpretations are subjective and influenced by personal beliefs, cultural backgrounds, and spiritual practices.

The meaning you assign to your period in relation to specific lunar phases is a personal choice, and it's up to you to explore and find what resonates with you on an individual level.

[classycookiexo]

[lilybug-02]

Just had some people sit next to me. A guy and a girl. They were on the topic of menstruation.

The girl likened periods to a once a month oil change. No truer words.

[raccoonsrummagerostrum]

Yautja vs Menstruation Part 2 Comfort

Yautja x GN!reader

Word count: 655

Warnings: Reader on their period, menstruation, period pain, fluff, established relationship, domestic fluff, comfort 

Summary: Your period is really kicking your ass this time, thankfully your lover is there to, attempt, to help

A/N: Nothing motivates me to write quite like being in pain with no one to take care of me😅 So please enjoy some domestic fluff while I slowly bleed out 😭

The pain came on suddenly. You had been trying to cook dinner, but the contraction dance your uterus was performing put an immediate stop to that. But you had already started, the beginnings of fried rice was already on the stove. A wave of guilt suddenly came over you as you faced this sudden struggle. 

Your ears pricked up when they heard the heavy footsteps of your lover behind you. You pressed your hand into your abdomen to try and quiet the pain before turning around. But a weight dropped from your chest into your stomach when you saw them. Their brow ridge was furrowed in worry, their mandibles were knit tightly over their mouth, and they chuffed slowly. 

“You are in pain, love?” The question was phrased more like a statement, but they already knew it was true. You didn’t attempt to deny it and just nodded. They turned their head, noticing the fried rice on the stove. “May I help.” Now they phrased the question as a statement. There would be no arguing with them, so you just nodded. 

In their time on earth with you they had picked up some basic cooking skills and with your gentle direction from your seat at the table they finished the dish without burning anything and brought over two comically large portions over to the table. 

The meal was lively as usual. You and your lover cherished this time to just focus on eachother. Often the topic of conversation would either follow a line of questions about your lover's home planet and culture, or it would follow their questions about earth and your culture. Neither of you ever missed an opportunity to learn about the other. But the best part of this was that it distracted you from the pain. Only for a bit though, as it returned with a vengeance, but thankfully your lover had been down this road before. 

They stood from the table, filled the kettle, and set it on. They barely asked as they gently grabbed your hand and directed you to the couch. You tried to protest, still clinging to the notion that you were independent and thus you had to do everything yourself, but another twist of pain stopped you. Forcing you to accept this help. Your lover quickly and skillfully moved about, finding your panda bear hot water bottle, your tens device, your favorite blanket, and bringing it to you. With the off key singing of the kettle they returned to the kitchen to fill the water bottle. They even grabbed a dish of chocolate chips on their way back to you. 

Before they settled in with you, you asked them to bring you some medication and a glass of water, which they were happy to oblige. Once they returned, began the dance of comfort. A long and arduous process of arranging yourself and your lover, along with an unwieldy amount of pillows, blankets, and devices. 

Your lover sat behind you and gently massaged the base of your spine with the calloused pads of their fingers, while you rested your head on their chest. Your favorite blanket was draped carefully around your body, tucked under your feet and around your hips. Your tense device hummed away dulling your pain from devastating to a mild annoyance. The hot water bottle lay outside the blanket, too hot to use right away. The TV remote, as well as your phone sat in your lap. The TV itself was set at a mild volume as you couldn't stand the shrieking of the reality stars at a normal volume tonight. But you and your lover still quipped and snarked at the needless drama of over privileged oomans. The aches and pains of your body faded quickly as you fell effortlessly to sleep, perfectly safe in your lover's care. You didn’t need to be independent anymore, you knew they would take care of you, always.

[grossbabygoblin]

Ya boi be bleeding from his coochie rn and it is trying times such as these when I wish I did not have a uterus and was full boi but then I remember I also like being girl and kinda wanna have a kid someday ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[endonow]

You can never win

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Sister of Sin: I’m doing a survey about how much guys know about periods. Would you mind telling me what you think happens, why it happens, ect?

Swiss: Uterus wants baby. Person doesn’t have baby. Uterus wants revenge.

[toaster-hair]

There’s a Human in the Neighborhood! (chapter 5)

(important authors note: Hi nyall :3! Sorry i havent written in so long, ive been more hyperfixated on other things like across the spiderverse and lolita fashion, and i’ve also been working on other projects. I have a skullgirls au tumblr blog, my original comic raw!fruit, im redrawing the welcome homes cast’s portraits with my own headcanons added, as well as general oc content. But with welcome homes new update, it motivated me to write again. I feel as though when welcome home is finally finished up, ill rewrite this entire fic to make much more sense. Anyways, heres a content warning. As said before, this fic focuses on how gross human anatomy can confuse wholesome puppets. Its a bit hard to write about gross anatomy stuff without veering into nsfw territory, so suggestions would be appreciated. But this chapter in particular is about periods! The fic is written about a gender neutral AFAB reader, so if youre amab or if periods are just off the table for you, feel free to skip!)

A painful stab at your stomach woke you up from your slumber. “Ough..” your sudden movement spooked your cat. You held your torso in pain, feeling a sharpness in your pants. It was still dark, with the only light being the sun coming through your blinds. You stood up, making your way to the bathroom and….

Blood. Lots and lots of blood stained your undergarments. That explained the sudden pain you were feeling, it was just that time of the month! You went back to your bedroom to make sure you didn’t bleed the bed, grabbed some clean clothes, and turned the shower on. You also grabbed some pads out of the cabinet under the sink. You brought them from your old house but you should probably buy some more later.

You stepped into your shower and let the warm water soak your body head to toe, flourishing yourself with all kinds of soap. Once you were finally cleaned up, you stepped out and dried yourself. You put on your clean clothes, grabbed some pain killers, and went back to bed.

-

You woke up once again a few hours later. You got up, did your morning routine, had breakfast, fed your cat, and picked up the phone. You decided you would call in sick because of the pain and nausea. God, why does the first day have to be the most painful? You dialed the number for FishEgg Boba and waited for an answer.

“Helloo? This is FishEgg Bobaaa. How may I help youuu?” You heard Casper answer the phone.

“Hey Casper, It’s Y/N. Uhh.. I know it’s only my second day but I’m calling in sick. I’ve got… cramps real bad. I don’t wanna move that much. Is that okay?” 

“Oooh. Sure that’s fiiine. Just make sure to come in tomorroww. See you thenn. Hope you feel better sooon.” And with that, he ended the call. You felt kind of bad. It was only your second day, and you were taking a break already. You were probably missing out on some training too! But at the same time, everyone made it seem like yesterday you were working too hard when you weren’t even on your period! You can’t imagine what it’ll be like to work like that while on your period. 

You then remembered your plan to get more pads. You were good for now, but it was always a good idea to stock up. You put on some outdoor clothes consisting of some basic gym sweats and a baggy jacket. You gave your kitty a goodbye kiss on the forehead and headed out the door. Gee, this was the second time in a row that you went to Howdy’s. 

Wait… Oh yeah they’re puppets. I forgot. I mean you forgot that they were puppets. Of course they won’t have pads. You went back inside and grabbed some money, looks like you were heading out of town after all. As you headed back out again, you spotted Wally walking out of his house as well. You walked over to him, sense you promised you would chat in the morning last night.

“Hey Wally! You wanted to talk more this morning, right?” you stared down at him. 

“Oh! Yes! I wanted to know about how it went. Ah, but shouldn’t you be at work right now?” he asked.

“Oh, uh.. Yeah, the thing is that I’m uh, not feeling very well. So I’m taking the day off. I’m going back tomorrow though.”

“Ah, I see. You aren’t sick again, are you? Do you want me to go get Poppy?” He held at your knees like a dog jumping on its owner. 

“No, no. Not sick, it's just.. I may gross you out at the explanation?” You gestured with your hands “Is that okay?” You asked. He stared at you with a blank expression but nodded his head.

“Okay so basically uh.. When a human with a womb starts puberty.. Uh, and a womb is used for baby making purposes by the by, their womb starts to shed for a couple of days straight each month. That’s because the womb wants to make a baby but doesn’t have the ingredients to make one, causing the womb to pump out blood. This can cause pain, nausea, all that nasty stuff. That’s just a basic explanation, anyways.” He kind of just. Stared at you with half lidded eyes the entire time. “Uh, I don’t need to explain what blood is right?”

“Oh no, we have that too.”

…

What. 

“W-wait, if you’re bleeding.. Then.. did you just start puberty??” There was this look of anxiety on his face, which felt so odd and out of character.

“No, no, you still bleed even after puberty. Well, that is until you hit your 60’s or something. It’s not gonna go away for a while.. Haha, if I was still that young, I wouldn’t even be here!” You laughed at him a bit. He let out a sigh of relief. 

“Sorry.. I don’t know much about how human bodies work…” He looked away out of embarrassment.

“Oh, I can show you.” You reassured him. “Ah- What??” He stared at you slightly horrified, slightly considering your offer.

“Yeah dude, there’s a ton of books about human anatomy. Going from the bone to the skin. I can order you one online! If you want, of course.” You pulled out your phone and showed him various different anatomy books.

“Oh… No thanks, I'm fine.” He turned down your offer in a slightly disappointed tone.

“That’s fine. I need to go out of town for a bit to go get something, see you later!” You waved goodbye as you started to walk to the train station. You then suddenly felt a sharp pain in your stomach, but you kept on walking.

You couldn’t see him, but you knew he was waving goodbye right back at you.

(A/N: i wrote this in one night i hope you enjoy!! Ill try to include sally and julie in the next chapter :3333)

[decentgarbage]

For the self shippers who have periods!

imagine your f/o helping you on your period. They’d help you with everything AND anything, got to go for work? They will fill in for you when you need it, Cramps? Will immediately rush to cuddle with you and give you pain killers. They would bring you your favourite snacks, and infinite kisses, because they love you, and want to help the best they can.

~🎀~

⚠️READ DNI BEFORE INTERACTING/FOLLOW!!⚠️

[coven-of-genesis]

Moon phase analogies & menstruation

Moon phase analogies are often used metaphorically to describe the different stages of the menstrual cycle.

Here's a breakdown of how the moon phases are sometimes associated with menstrual cycle phases:

New Moon: The new moon phase is associated with the beginning of the menstrual cycle, particularly with menstruation itself. Just as the moon is not visible during this phase, it symbolizes the shedding and release of the uterine lining during menstruation.

Waxing Moon: The waxing moon phase, when the moon is growing from new to full, is sometimes linked to the follicular phase of the menstrual cycle. This phase begins after menstruation ends and involves the maturation of ovarian follicles in preparation for ovulation.

Full Moon: The full moon phase is often compared to the ovulation phase of the menstrual cycle. Just as the moon reaches its fullest and brightest state, ovulation represents the release of a mature egg from the ovary.

Waning Moon: The waning moon phase, when the moon is decreasing from full to new, can be associated with the luteal phase of the menstrual cycle. This phase occurs after ovulation and before menstruation, and it involves the preparation of the uterus for potential implantation and the production of hormones to support a potential pregnancy.

It's important to note that these associations are symbolic and metaphorical rather than scientifically proven connections. While some individuals may find meaning and connection in these analogies, the menstrual cycle is primarily regulated by hormonal changes in the body rather than the actual phases of the moon.

Understanding and tracking your own menstrual cycle, including the length and characteristics of each phase, can provide valuable insights into your reproductive health. It's always recommended to consult with healthcare professionals or medical experts for accurate information and guidance regarding your menstrual cycle and reproductive well-being.

[hearth-and-veil]

Things I wish someone had told me about menstruation:

Menstrual blood isn't more dirty than any other type of blood.

But it's still blood so...protocols.

Salt water is the best thing to presoak anything bloody in.

Designate a set of underwear for periods. It makes life so much easier to have a set of comfy underwear that you don't care about potentially staining.

Bad cramps are normal, but that doesn't make them healthy. All normal means is that it's a common problem. Don't let your doctor blow you off.

Your uterus is actually a very important organ with many functions and getting it removed for non-medical reasons is not a good idea. Your doctor wasn't refusing just to be a natalist asshole.

A tubal ligation will absolutely impact your hormones and period, no matter what the doctors tell you.

Depo provera is the fucking devil.

The average length of a period is 3-5 days. Which means half of all women have a period longer than that. Learn math, genius.

The average length of a menstrual cycle is 27-28 days. Again, yours can be longer or shorter than that. Averages suck.

Do not buy bras the week before or the week of your period unless you're buying them to wear during that time. (I go up a full cup size the week before my period.)

If a man has a problem with your period and claims it's just a problem with blood, then doesn't have an issue with blood from violent shit, don't fucking be with him.

Conversely, some men do just genuinely have an issue with blood. Having the same issue with your period blood does not make him a misogynist.

It's not terribly uncommon to get super horny on your period instead of during ovulation. But you can still get pregnant during your period so be smart.*

Taking iron and magnesium supplements regularly can make your period better. But they're hard on your stomach, so take them right after a meal, trust me.

Masturbation eases menstrual cramps better than any meds I've ever tried. Just make sure to put a towel down and thoroughly clean your toys.

Masturbation can also provoke your period when it's 'stuck' and just won't start.

Consult a medical professional first but a free testosterone boosting supplement (not a testosterone pill!!) can also unstick your period. BUT it may also make cramps worse and it will make hormonal acne worse.

Taking an emmenagogue to unstick or speed up your period will make cramps worse. Their entire role is to contract the uterus, and that's what a menstrual cramp is. Also pennyroyal is the least delicious mint.

It's ok to rest and relax. Men are not the shining gold standard of the world which women need to emulate. Equity, not equality.

*The only time you can't get pregnant is during the follicular phase. If there's an egg anywhere near sperm, you can still get pregnant. The egg can drop the first day of ovulation and not be expelled until the last day of menstruation. And my paranoid ass wouldn't even rely on being in the follicular phase. Protected Sex Gang for Life.

[apricotbuncakes]

Y'know, period underwear gets a bad rep for being 'gross' but it's really not, unless you aren't washing it properly.

It lasts for several hours before needing to be changed, which depending on how heavy your flow is may be your entire work/school day, you don't have to see the blood because the collection fabric is black, it reduces waste (ecofriendly) and is overall a lot comfier.

They're usefulness doesn't end with menstruation though. Some people who get really wet down there may also find it useful off their periods because it can absorb that wetness and keeps you dryer as a result, making them more sensory friendly as well.

And it gets EVEN BETTER, because all of those benefits I listed can be beneficial mentally for trans people who may get dysphoria about their periods or how wet their anatomy is as it is a reminder of what genitalia they have. And it's super comfortable even under boxers. Like, aside from summer time where it can get really hot, wearing boxers over regular or period panties may help reduce dysphoria for ya.

Period underwear is an overall win in most cases, and I'm tired of people saying they're actually really gross.

I'm saying all of this as an autistic trans masc person who had a moderate-to-heavy flow, who gets overstimulated and uncomfortable with how wet I am, and who got dysphoria because of my periods. And although testosterone has stopped me from menstruating, I still use period underwear for the other benefits.

TLDR; Period underwear is sanitary, comfortable, ecofriendly, and trans friendly.

[ifwebefriends]

I love that we’re actually talking about periods and depicting them as natural, normal, and healthy in kids tv! I love that kids are going to grow up with at least some good depictions and representations of getting periods so it won’t be as new or scary to them! I guess I’m personally still just getting used to it.