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In today's news, the french prime minister tweeted for international day of women's rights and

turns out we have a fujoshi in the government. (x)

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Dean Winchester’s first love was Cassie and his last Cas

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Hold up. Wait a minute. Can we just talk about the fact how The King by Conan Gray (the love of my life) is sooo WolfStar and Remus coded?

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Ngl men in corsets is the hottest thing ever

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You know, just to establish his dominance

if a baby screamed at sirius? sirius would scream right back.

Efiie raised no coward.

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So like, Chiron taught Achilles and Patroclus when they were young right? Imagine one time at camp half-blood, he sees Nico and Will and almost calls them by Achilles and Patroclus’s names cause of their similarities and then remembers that they are gone forever….

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Luna: *Eating a cinnamon roll*

Ginny: Cannabalism

Luna: * Confused chewing noises*

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Sirius: How does James even like you, I’m clearly the cooler Black. You suck

Regulus: And spit

Sirius: Well I suck and swallow soo

Regulus: Okay listen here you little piece of shit—

And that’s how Remus found them 2 hours later, debating on the best blowjob technique

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Ok this but VegasPete edition—

Arm: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Pol: I sleep with a gun under mine

Pete: That’s weak

Arm: Yeah? So what do you sleep with?

Pete: Vegas Theerapanyakun

Narcissa: I sleep with my wand under my pillow.

Regulus: I sleep with a knife.

Sirius: Both of you are pathetic.

Narcissa: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Sirius: A werewolf.

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June: You know there is a difference between “fuck the monarchy” and “FUCK the monarchy right guys?

Alex: ……

Simon: ……

Sara: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME

Patroclus: Uh, hi guys?