jonatbender

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I want a greaser-type character who acts like hot shit but in actuality he just wants his mom/dad to come pick him up.

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Mother nature was the original MILF

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Drew a doodle on my phone a while back. Turned out surprisingly well!

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My mental state is detereoating with each post I make

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YOU WILL SUFFER

-Flowers (probably)

"The corruption is spreading..."

(Photo taken by me on a date I can't remember)

[jonatbender]

You know that moment when you go to slap your knee but you miss and slap yourself in the fecking balls?

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Testicular Turbo

oh good

[jonatbender]

I hope you know i blame you so hard for gauds icon

I don't blame you.

*Finger guns*

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*Chuckles in comic sans*

[jonatbender]

Next time the demons try to pull off my bedsheets Imma pull a fast one on 'em. 👌

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You miss every shot you don't take

[jonatbender]

I can see someone wearing them before me and they look like they're wearing welding goggles

the worst part about good omens getting popular is that it has now convinced thousands of people that those stupid sunglasses that crowley wears are actually cool

[jonatbender]

Everyone's got that one song from a minor minigame that they think is just fecking boppin'

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I love how every dragon's appearance and personality match their hoard. Like how the dragon with a hoard of panties looks like a creepy old guy, lol.

whats your hoard

from iguanamouth

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Would the few followers I have actually appreciate if I posted more frequently instead of emerging from my hole every now and then, and if I were to become more active; would you guys like more art, more shitposting, or perhaps a little bit of both?

[jonatbender]

"The corruption is spreading..."

(Photo taken by me on a date I can't remember)

[jonatbender]

"Guess who's back; back again. Hotdog's back; troll a friend."

Boi you okay???

Never