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I don't even find sex jokes funny i just find the reactions amusing

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campaigning to make yellow roses THE aromantic flower jst bc it s my favorite ? Yes.

am i still completely correct?? Still Yes. i simply do not need to elaborate.

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campaigning to make yellow roses THE aromantic flower jst bc it s my favorite ? Yes.

am i still completely correct?? Still Yes. i simply do not need to elaborate.

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st arted liking a new flower… completely changed my personality agai n…

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when the clock is at :45 it’s like. oh i have a whole quarter of the hour left i have so much time this is great and then it hits :47 and you’re like it’s basically :50 which is basically the top of the hour and all my time is wasted forever and ever

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HAPPY FIRST EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

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My two strong opinions are "I don't think you need a specific label for that" and "If a specific label actually makes it make more sense then by all means go ahead"

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i believe in doing whatever the hell i want

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did i do this right

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Friend: Don't you want to have a romance?

Me: I'm good, I have romance at home.

Romance I have at home:

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making bets w ppl as an aroace…

me and my cousin: “if you have no kids by the time yr 30 i’ll give you $50” HELL YEAH eaaasy money😈

me and my best friends mom: “if you don’t get into a relationship by the time yr 30 [… terms not yet agreed on]” light WORK. no reaction…🥱🥱

telling ppl I’m abstaining from relationships and sex then when they counter w the usual “hmm but what if in the future” (as they do) i counter w MY usual “do you wanna bet?”😋

ppl who abstain from sex whatever the word is starts w a c that i know but rn the only thing coming to mind is servitile spelled w a C which i know is way wrong bc i jnow that word. at least i thought i did but auto correct is saying its not a word which wtf. wth. swear on my life servitile is a word. wth. like someone being servitile. cervitile??? SERVILE. i could have fucking SWORN that mf was spelled w a T. wtf.

i would look up the word but i really don’t care to rn so i’ll come back to that

anyway way off topic todays aroace lesson is to always scam ppl. you don’t owe anyone anything; you don’t have to come out- lie your way oit of everything if you want🤷

all of my current friends just have an Understanding TM thst i don’t do relationships. half of them think i’m gay. actually probably most of them?? not my problem bc at the end of the day my best friend and my cousin have told multiple ppl that “no, no [name] doesn’t do that. y’know. date, romance. no😂” and to be loved is to be known with no explanation needed

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i need to be my own lover goddamnit. fuckin’ clone myself.

bc i don’t want to date anyone. i’m not interested in a romantic relationship.

but i want someone to get me gifts on special occasions and i want them to go all out and i want them to get me my favorite flowers and a red bull for prom. i want someone to make matching jewelry with and pottery and all that cute little stuff you see on social media.

“treat yourself” and all that but damn it if i ain’t dreaming of a world where my broke ass didn’t have to lmfao😭

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"friends don't look at each other like that" well okay you coward you do whatever you want however i WILL look at my friends like they're the most important thing in the world. i love them with my whole heart and i will hold their hand and stare at the stars not because i wanna fuck them but because they mean the world to me and i care about them. fuck you

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HAPPY AROMANTIC AWARENESS WEEK TO ALL THE HOTTEST BITCHES THAT CELEBRATE!!!

SHOUT WITH JOY! THE AROMANTIC BEAM BE UPON YE!!!

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actually processing the fact that for the rest of my life i know i’ll probably never get to be physically affectionate with someone in a way that’s more than occasional hugs during emotional conversations or happy reunions. i can’t bring myself to be in a romantic relationship with anyone even if just for the casual intimacy but. just processing that i’ll probably always be longing for more than i have. and it’s not for any reason other than that i am myself.

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public school in america actually is that weird bc why tf did we have a kid (who was here for maybe 2 weeks mind you) get kicked out for threatening to shoot up the school out of nowhere