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Wolfstar but it’s Brokeback Mountain

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You’re not born a lesbian. You become one when you watch the White Knight take their helmet off and see that it’s actually Darling Charming.

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Sirius: Thanks Captain Obvious.

Regulus: Actually, I’m autistic.

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“The G1 ghouls would bully G3!!”

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Did we watch the same show???

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Yesterday my friend said that she doesn’t trust James Potter and I’ve never considered ending our friendship more than I did in that moment.

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Regulus collects Sonny Angels and he has the entire marine collection. He’s working on getting the dog time series, but he keeps getting duplicates. :(

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Every time someone mentions cis Regulus, an angel dies.

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I’d die for pandalily.

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Platonic Regulily this. Platonic Regulily that.

Make them have sex, you cowards.

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I love the marauders fandom bc we all have our own cute little head canons but we all collectively agree that Remus Lupin is a slut for chocolate.

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Why is it that whenever I meet a lesbian marauders fan their favourites are always like *a handful of girls* and Remus??? What is it about this scrawny old man that we all love?

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this is MY jegulus

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“You can’t put fan art in your college art portfolio.”

Shut up.

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James Potter is the kind of guy to send a thumbs up emoji after sexting.

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Regulus Black’s lil black cat animagus gets the zoomies.

That’s it. Send tweet.

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baby marauders for the soul <3

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Sirius and James would play Dress to impress on Roblox together.