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i love autistic spider-man. i'm him. he's me. it's like the trinity in the bible. the trinity of autism, if you will. i love comics and movies and fanfiction. i can't get enough. hyperfixation goes brrrrr

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what are some of your favorite fun facts you learned from fanfiction?

i'll go first: strawberries have more vitamin c than oranges and blueberries have more antioxidants than gogi berries (she-ra), spiders do not like peppermint (spider-man), and how to temper chocolate (miraculous)

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that's the goal. jimothy jonah jameson will have to get through me in my spider-man onesie with matching socks and pjs underneath before even thinking about hurting spider-man

there’s so much spider-man merch in my room that i could open a small museum. i call it autism maxing

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the biggest <3

there’s so much spider-man merch in my room that i could open a small museum. i call it autism maxing

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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

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there’s so much spider-man merch in my room that i could open a small museum. i call it autism maxing

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"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.

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there’s something so vulnerable about sharing your anonymous social media account with a friend.

like you know me in the flesh, would you also like to see the inner workings of my soul?

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writing fanfiction has a law of exchange

inspiration comes as a premonition of something bad to come. the aftermath is the “ao3 curse.”

it’s like your body’s last hurrah before being seriously injured or traumatized. a mental going out of business sale

thank you for coming to my ted talk

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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Closing and reopening ao3 hoping for it to magically be done with maintenance like one would open the fridge like it would magically be full of food

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i haven't written anything in months, but I cranked out 4k words of JUST INTRODUCTION to a fic for a ship i haven't read anything about in half a year. this must be why people believed in posession.

is it because my car battery died? does fanfiction only follow or proceed bad things happening? is the writers curse a premonition? like the rule of exchange for creativity?

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currnently in a sleep deprivation-fuled mania. might draw. might write. might do neither and play stardew valley for 12 hours. life is beautiful

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why am i getting youtube ads for pragerU and conversion therapy.

i'm literally writing homoerotic fanfic as we speak. wtf

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why do terf tags keep getting reccommended to me? it's like getting AI content or sex bot messages. i am being bombarded by the enemy. satan is raw dogging my senses, yet i prevail