justanotherhamiltrash

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eliza: alexander, your son is 9 years old today! he has some things he'd like to say-

alexander: eliza, im sorry i need to wrote this first and-

eliza: LESS FOUNDING, MORE FATHER.

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Evan: You're harbouring a fugitive?!!

Barty: Regulus is not a fugitive! He's innocent!

Evan: Just so you know, if you go to prison, Barty,

Evan: I will not wait for you.

Barty: You won't have to. I'll escape. We both know that.

Evan:

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What's your favorite hamilton song?

Oh I love so many.

There's no clear ranking but I listen to The Adams Administration a lot (as long as it has the cut rap)

And if not, then Washington On Your Side :3

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Simon snow posted this

sorry i moaned when u showed me ur fangs

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Penny: This totally sucks, man.

Simon: This is horrible.

Penny: Yeah, I know, I mean, look at today’s news.

Simon: No, it’s not that. It’s Baz.

Simon: It’s just like, I can’t get him out of my head and every time I look at him I have this pain in my chest, and I just know it’s his fault, that bitch!

Penny:

Simon: He's plotting something.

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HAMILTRASH FRIEND

HELLO FRIEND AND FELLOW HAMILTRASH!!

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Baz on the phone with Simon: Turn around.

Baz: No, the other way.

Baz: Again, the other way.

Baz: Okay, one more time.

Simon: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!

Baz: I’m not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.

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Hamilton, telling a story: When I was little...

The Schuyler Sisters: [Brace for the absolute worst]

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Washington: If you do that again, I'll throw you out the window, you-

Hamilton:

Washington: What are you doing?

Hamilton: Checking how high the drop is to see if it's worth it.

Washington:

Washington: you little bitch

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Baz: What's this? 

Simon, hugging Baz: Affection

Baz: Disgusting

Simon:

Baz:

Baz: Do it again.

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Laurens, trying to test Hamilton: Well...would you die for me?

Hamilton, now sobbing uncontrollably: WHY DO YOU WANT ME DEAD

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Hamilton: What do you look for in a woman?

Laurens: I look away.

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Hamilton: *learning how to play guitar* Burr: Do you take requests? Hamilton: Yeah! Burr: Please, stop

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Hamilton: Hey, John!

Hamilton: I got someone I really like, how should I confess to him?

Laurens: Just wing it, I'll say yes.

Hamilton: How do you just wing a confe-

Hamilton:

Laurens:

Hamilton:

Hamilton: How the fuck did you know?

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Jefferson: Why are you ignoring Laurens?

Hamilton: I’m playing hard to get.

Jefferson: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.

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Simon: Heh, Baz sneezes like a girl.

Baz: How about I pound you like boy?

Baz: That didn’t come out right.

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Aziraphale: That was a nice thing to do.

Crowley: I didn't do it to be nice.

Crowley: I did it to be amazing.