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HAMILTRASH FRIEND

HELLO FRIEND AND FELLOW HAMILTRASH!!

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Baz on the phone with Simon: Turn around.

Baz: No, the other way.

Baz: Again, the other way.

Baz: Okay, one more time.

Simon: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!

Baz: I’m not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.

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Hamilton, telling a story: When I was little...

The Schuyler Sisters: [Brace for the absolute worst]

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Prompt: Why are you carrying a duck?

Regulus had learned to not ask questions.

Dating James Potter had its....unique qualities, and looking the other way when he and his friends were wreaking havoc was one of them. Remus had advised him long ago to just ignore it, as that gave him plausible deniability.

But this time, he just...couldn't. He couldn't leave well enough alone. He had to ask.

"James...James...Potter!" He yelled at a frantic-looking James, who was currently running across the grounds, arms full and head swiveling.

"Don't ask..." Dorcas muttered next to him, not even looking up from her book.

But he couldn't not ask. He left the spot where the rest of his friends were studying and ran up to James, who was now walking slowly around by the edge of the lake, muttering 'Pads? Where are you?' clearly looking for something.

"James!" he said again, this time finally gaining the older boy's attention.

"Erm...yes, Reg?" James responded, obviously trying to look innocent but failing miserably.

Regulus sighed. "Why are you holding a duck, James."

James shifted from foot to foot, the struggling animal still flapping a bit in his arms. "Erm...what if I said this hasn't always been a duck? And...this isn't the only not-duck currently wandering the grounds?"

Regulus stared, taking in James's words, before exhaling sharply. "Never mind. I don't want to know."

And he returned to his spot with Dorcas.

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Washington: If you do that again, I'll throw you out the window, you-

Hamilton:

Washington: What are you doing?

Hamilton: Checking how high the drop is to see if it's worth it.

Washington:

Washington: you little bitch

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Baz: What's this? 

Simon, hugging Baz: Affection

Baz: Disgusting

Simon:

Baz:

Baz: Do it again.

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Laurens, trying to test Hamilton: Well...would you die for me?

Hamilton, now sobbing uncontrollably: WHY DO YOU WANT ME DEAD

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Hamilton: What do you look for in a woman?

Laurens: I look away.

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Hamilton: *learning how to play guitar* Burr: Do you take requests? Hamilton: Yeah! Burr: Please, stop

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Hamilton: Hey, John!

Hamilton: I got someone I really like, how should I confess to him?

Laurens: Just wing it, I'll say yes.

Hamilton: How do you just wing a confe-

Hamilton:

Laurens:

Hamilton:

Hamilton: How the fuck did you know?

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Jefferson: Why are you ignoring Laurens?

Hamilton: I’m playing hard to get.

Jefferson: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.

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Simon: Heh, Baz sneezes like a girl.

Baz: How about I pound you like boy?

Baz: That didn’t come out right.

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Aziraphale: That was a nice thing to do.

Crowley: I didn't do it to be nice.

Crowley: I did it to be amazing.

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Hamilton: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Everyone go read this right now. it's so cute gjdjsjfwjdjej

So I saw a post by @justanotherhamiltrash like a week ago and I sorta did a thing. And this is that thing.

I hope it can be opened. I never shared Ao3 trough tumblr

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Hamilton: So what did you get me for Christmas?

Jefferson: What do you mean? I'm your present!

Hamilton:

Jefferson:

Hamilton:

Jefferson:

Hamilton: Did you keep the receipt?

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Hamilton: My itty bitty, teeny weeny tiny little baby brother

Lafayette: *is literally the size of a brick house*