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palpatine: ah, anakin, but obi-wan can't tell you what to do. he's not your master anymore.

anakin, slowly taking a step back: ...yes, he is.

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[if thiam ever had a child]

liam: I think the kid said 'shit' twice today. who taught them that?

theo: not me, I say fuck.

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not me finally reading one of the many books I own, pretending everything is fine

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Corpse crowns a corpse

Lady Stoneheart and Undead Jon

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“you can’t take pain if you don’t care” this is so interesting because theo wouldn’t have expressed genuine concern for mason and try to take his pain if he didn’t care. theo’s never tried before, so he just didn’t know how. at this point he’s experiencing compassion for others probably for the first time in a long time, and emotions are incredibly hard to process especially for someone as emotionally stunted as theo (because he is!). liam couldn’t take hayden’s pain at first, malia couldn’t take scott’s. they had to learn, so did theo.

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just realized my username probably looks like a cluster of random letters to most people

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mason: so, what'd you think?

theo: i wasn't listening but i strongly agree with liam

mason:

mason: liam's not here

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liam: wait, you like me? for my personality?!

theo: I know, I was surprised too.

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I just think they’re so silly

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theo, hanging on for dear life: where the fuck did you learn to drive like this?

liam: mario kart.

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liam: the food's too hot, I can't eat it.

mason:

corey:

scott:

lydia:

malia:

theo: you’re hot and I'd still eat y-

stiles, slamming his hand on the table: ONE DINNER!

stiles: ONE DINNER, IT'S ALL I'M ASKING FOR!

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Truer words have never been said.

TEEN WOLF MOVIE SPOILERS.

All I'm going to say about the Teen Wolf movie is that it solely speaks volumes about Jeff Davis as a person, writer and creator. The movie is clearly nothing but Jeff Davis desperately clawing back the original intentions he had for the show and kicking every single fan who kept it alive with their own creativity in the teeth.

Endgame Scallison at the expense of everyone else, Derek Hale violently dead in some bullshit 'full circle' self-sacrifice, Stiles Stilinski effectively erased and poorly replaced, Scott once again hailed as the all-time greatest werewolf. Malia weirdly fucking her way through the entire pack. Out of place nudity.

It should've been left alone. This desperate and frankly pathetic grab for control and dominance over the story and what happens with the characters is nothing but an embarrassing revival of what should've been left buried and at rest.

He didn't do this for the fans. He didn't do this to bring justice to the characters and actors. He didn't do this to evolve the show. He did this for himself. For money and control. And it is, frankly, painfully obvious.

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liam, staring lovingly at theo: he could murder me and I'd thank him.

mason, hearing this for the 100th time: I'd thank him too.

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liam: truth or dare?

theo: truth.

liam: how many hours have you slept this week?

theo: dare.

liam: I dare you to go to sleep.

theo: ...I don’t like this game.

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stiles: the floor is lava!

mason: [helps corey onto the couch]

liam: [kicks theo off the counter]

stiles: as you can see, there are two types of couples.