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reblog this if you're ok with spam boops i'm about to be such an overachiever

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One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had. 

It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!

So if you didn’t know that…now you do

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Doflamingo, but he’s not a pirate captain on his way to becoming a warlord, hands-stained by his brother’s blood. Corazon, but he’s not a marine undercover marching to his death. Just two brothers, if only for a moment, remembering what it’s like to be young and carefree.

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Collab with Ritsukotheloner over on twitter for a collab event who wrote a heart-wrenchingly sweet fic around the same concept, give it a read!

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I love how this scene implies that zoro is a self diagnosed luffy enabler. like zoro COULD have gone with him but he specifically chose to stay behind. he took himself out of the equation completely and sent nami n sanji in his place. babygirl knows his strengths and his weaknesses i'll give him that

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The Ice maker makes fancy ice

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I would like to nominate this scene as a jealous zoro moment because when franky (big mountain of a man) shows off the weapon the sunny has, zoro turns to him and says in the dub “you’re way too impressed by this” I know that man is having some tummy rumbles

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Been thinking about in a relationship with Acesan lately. Acesan polycule with either modern au or just plain ol' piracy life.

How every morning would be like: Waking up with fluffy black hair shoved to your face as Ace just buries himself into your chest, then realizing your blonde lover missing from your side. You slip out of bed, careful to not wake up Ace (but even then, Ace has always been a heavy sleeper) and head towards the kitchen where you assume and will find Sanji.

Standing over the stove, Sanji hummed a simple tune that may or may not be familiar as you go up to him and hug him from behind, your hands slipping into his button up shirt and feeling the warmth of his stomach. Murmuring into his neck and imagining his flushed red face, his hum stopped abruptly.

"Finally decided to wake up?" Sanji cooly asked, chuckling off his own flustered face and further leaned to your touch. His breath hitched slightly when you shift your fingers on his bare skin.

You nodded, rubbing cheek on the crook of his neck. He laughed, pulling your hand away from his stomach and pecked a kiss on your forehead before you can even get the chance to whine.

"Go wake up sleepyhead in the bedroom. I'm nearly done with breakfast." Sanji instructed and he watched you slip away from his arms, towards your beloved. 'Our beloved.' Sanji thought with a silly smile.

You, shaking Ace awake with your current strength, still unable to shake the numbness in your arms. So you resigned to just watching at his face, brushing strands that would fall on his face away and chuckling whenever he stirs around at your touch. It took a couple minutes for him to consider opening his eyes. He did not regret opening them.

"Mornin'." Ace greeted, his voice deeper than usual.

"Good morning to you too." You kissed him, purposely missing his lips as he grunted in response. "Sanji cooked breakfast, c'mon."

The three of you gathered in the kitchen which happens to be the dining room as well, sitting at the table and just enjoying the peaceful morning silence before Ace inevitably regains his energy and the room now buzzing with life.

Been thinking how it be like every night, cuddling for warmth against the cold somehow seeping into your room. Arms and legs tangled, bodies pushed and brushing up against each other. How everynight it must feel so full, so completed, so... perfect with how Sanji big spoons you from behind, Ace using you and the blonde as a pillow to hook his leg on, hands slipping into shirts and letting the warmth ebb and flow from the fingertips to the chest.

How it would be like to kiss them on the lips, tongue meeting tongue. Even if it burns you, even if it meant kissing the lips belongs to someone with a cigarette between teeth, kissing them is and always will be a delight to you.

Ace's hands finding themself on your hips and gripping them so tightly like you's slip away, his tongue heating up the inside of your mouth as you feel the pad of his fingers make a dent of warmth into your flesh. Sanji's cupping your face so gently as if you'd break any moment, any second, as he kissed you like you're life itself and the smell of smoke invading your lungs and tastebuds has never felt so good and awful at the same time.

Everytime you come out with the two of them, it's obvious that you three are together. With how Sanji looked at you and Ace like you're the most beautiful people in the world as he served you your drinks; how Ace flexes his devil fruit and muscles in front of you and the cook, awaiting your praises and kisses behind closed doors; how you run your fingers through their hairs, sneaking in pecks on the cheek when you thought no one was looking.

Thinking how it must feel good to be with the two of them, the love that burns away all of your problems and snuffs out your worries like it's nothing but a cigarette.

Even when the three of you fall apart, the memories of countless days and nights of loving, tasting and touching hang heavy in the air like smoke you can't ever fan out.

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Oda, inventing Water 7: so it's like Venice, but multi-tiered and full of shipwrights

Editor: are the shipwrights fuckable?

Oda: they're SO fuckable and everyone in town wants them carnally. also the CIA is there.

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Thinking about the fact that 200 people have liked my horny religious trauma playlist.

The Internet brainwash got to me for a second where I was like "that's not that many people." But that's 200 people listening to the same songs as me, 200 people who found my playlist and saved it so they could come back to it, 200 people whose lives I have impacted just the tiniest bit.

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get you a man who despite his literal decades of practice repressing and hiding his emotions to survive physically cannot hide how smitten he is with you

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Hello friends who nest!

Whether you're kin, a regressor, or miscecanis, you might be affected by what I call the nesting season, and want to nest all the time! 🪹

So I decided to make a little post about stuff I like in my nest to maybe give some of you ideas or just some comfiness reading it, because nesting is taking up like 80% of my brain right now- 💚

My essentials are: 🪹 Blankets (the fluffier the better) 🪹 Plenty of pillows 🪹 A tons of plushies 🪹 Orange essential oil on the stuffs 🪹 A cedar or orange candle/incense 🪹 A cosy drink (like coffee with some cinnamon) 🪹 A cosy show or podcast 🪹 Some snacks! (nuts for my crow brain, sweet things for the omega cravings, and sometimes some other stuff personally)

I also like to kidnap my partner in it, but that's not always possible 🥺😞 Please feel free to add on with your nesting essentials! ☕️

Happy nesting friends! 💚🪹

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Little reblog since it wasn't posted on my main ^^

☠️ Buggy with a reader stealing his identity - Headcanons ☠️

Info: pretty short headcanons (just a dumb idea I had); gender neutral reader; impersonation; some kind of fucking your clone fantasy ig??; the end is NSFW but everything before the divider is SFW and platonic

He definitely would be upset

Like he arrives in a random sea-side town, ready to pillage

And when he introduces himself

People either laugh in his face or look confused

Like nah, the real one set up camp a bit farther

He already took everything of value

How dare an imposter steal his name???

He goes to investigate, obviously

Talking shit all the way

Waltzing in with "how dare you"s, threats and "do you even know who I am"s

If you don't let down the act, he'll try to kill you

If you do though, he's demand compensation

Like all your treasure from this pillage and others

Along with probably anything else he can think of

In exchange for your life, obviously

Because of your audacity

He might be less upset if you tell him that imitation is the highest form of flattery though

And ask you to tell him how much you admire him

Basically asking you to sing his praises in front of everyone

Though if you do admire him and do so

He might ask you to join his crew

I mean, you've clearly got the spirit for it

And he's an attention whore

If you guys are sexually involved

Will definitely want to fuck and be fucked by himself

Will ask you

With the most bizarre reasoning ever

To experience how great he is

He'd be pretty normal (for Buggy standard) if he fucks you looking like him

But if you fuck him while looking like him?

Man is right about what he likes, ok?

He'd drool

Don't mention it though, he'd find excuses

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Here's mine! 🪻🩵

Tagging (feel free not to do it if you don't want to obviously ^^) @artsytheghost @snippetspitsfacts @missingno7007 @someonewarms And if you aren't tagged but want to do it, as I said, consider yourself tagged by me!!

Have fun everyone! <3

🪻Let's get to know each other!🪻

1 🩵 Take this picrew:

2 🩵 Take this quizz:

Are you a Soldier, a Poet, or a King ? - Personality Quiz (uquiz.com)

3 🩵 Reblog with your results and don't hesitate to tag people!

I will tag a few peeps when i do it rn, but here I'll just say this: I formally tag anyone who reads this and wants to do it! Don't be shy, join in! 🩷

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🪻Let's get to know each other!🪻

1 🩵 Take this picrew:

2 🩵 Take this quizz:

Are you a Soldier, a Poet, or a King ? - Personality Quiz (uquiz.com)

3 🩵 Reblog with your results and don't hesitate to tag people!

I will tag a few peeps when i do it rn, but here I'll just say this: I formally tag anyone who reads this and wants to do it! Don't be shy, join in! 🩷

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My Life Serie Season 5 Bingo card!

I'll try to update it as the weeks go by ^^

(@owo-eria helped me make it <3)

[kaigweny]

𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕕𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟

🩵🪻 Hello there!🪻🩵

ᗩᗷOᑌT ᗰE

🪻 Kai - 19

🪻 Autistic creature with ADHD

🪻 Puppy regressor

🪻 Kins: crow, cockatoo, wolf, dog, ferret, cryptid kin

🪻 Miscecanis: omega

🪻 Scent: sweet orange with hints of cedar and coffee

🪻 Polyamorous; genderfluid; genderfaun; transmasc; pansexual/romantic; demisexual/romantic

🪻 Very very punk (amatopunk, cringepunk, voidpunk, hopepunk,...)

🪻 Pronouns:

⛲️he/him/his/himself

⛲️they/them/theirs/themselves

⛲️pup/pups/pups/pupself

⛲️mush/mushes/mushes/mushself

⛲️bone/bones/bones/boneself

⛲️void/void/voids/voidself

⛲️star/star/stars/starself

⛲️critter/critter/critters/critterself

⛲️bubble/bubbles/bubbles/bubbleself

⛲️🫧/🫧s/🫧s/🫧self

⛲️🍇/🍇/🍇s/🍇self

⛲️🐾/🐾/🐾s/🐾self

⛲️🐶/🐶/🐶s/🐶self

⛲️💀/💀/💀s/💀self

⛲️🦴/🦴s/🦴s/🦴self

⛲️🪐/🪐/🪐s/🪐self

⛲️✨/✨/✨s/✨self

⛲️💫/💫/💫s/💫self

ᗯᕼᗩT I ᑭOᔕT

🩵 Original fantasy & sci-fi short stories

🩵 Fanfics and headcanons

🩵 Other art projects of mine (sewing, theatre, etc)

🩵 Witchy hippie bard stuff

🩵 Kin stuff

🩵 Pet regression stuff

🩵 Miscecanis stuff

🩵 Immersive daydreaming stuff

🩵 General Dumbassery

ᗰY OTᕼEᖇ ᗷᒪOGᔕ & ᔕOᑕIᗩᒪᔕ

🐳 My main blog: You are here ;3

🐳My French blog: @surrealistic-belgian-gremlin

🐳 My immersive daydreaming blog: @kailutopia

🐳 My AO3 & my Wattpad

💜 Dividers by @cafekitsune 💜

💜 Blinkie Creator 💜