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Do you think Khajiit get the zoomies like normal cats do? do you think a khajiit will get up at like 2 am and their spouse is like “babe everything ok?” and their just like “yeah this one just has to run like 4 miles right now.”

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i can only imagine batman having to tame shadow when he eventually gets adopted into the batfamily

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You two go cringe together then lol

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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

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I heard this audio and immediately had to redraw it 🫠

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Okay here me out:

Lex Luthor has a meeting with the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, trying to get a business deal. He waits an extra thirty minutes after the scheduled time and when he finally is let into the CEO’s private office, it isn’t Bruce Wayne like he expects, but teen Tim Drake with Kon on his lap like some super villain and his cat. Lex Luthor: Mr Wayne, pleased to—

Tim: *spins chair to reveal himself* Well well well, Mr. Luthor, you’re looking bald as ever.

Lex Luthor:……………

Kon: >:3

Tim: >:)

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Karlach sketch for the cover of my new sketchbook ❤️‍🔥

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have you ever heard of hunter the parenting l?

My latest original post is a HTP incorrect quote. It would be weirder if I didn't.

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"Caw"~ A hooded crow 🐦‍⬛

approaches with a gift! A simple gift really.

It's a wrapped cookie with a crow feather and tag attached that says

~ Tis the season or Whatever enjoy the cookie caw from - a hooded crow

"Caw"~ A hooded crow

Thank you, hooded crow.

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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

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Couldnt decide whether I wanted to draw her more of a werewolf or a wolf so I decided both is good.

(Also can you tell when I gave up on drawing the backgrounds :,3)