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The Music Video to my silly song Woo

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Spooky Facts episode 1-4 #halloween #comedy #scary #funny #october #depressionhelp #humor #spooky #facts #information (at Pomona, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B38mbTEgtN-/?igshid=1ddt0xsvk8opw

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A classic scary girl question that concerns me #comedy #women #funny #scary #nightlife #questions #beingsafe #men #dating #girls #feminism #standup (at Pomona, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3eW_yUAdf-/?igshid=1410fjt5ivu5f

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Porn Ads #Comedy #Porn #Advertisement #Marketing #Business #Webcam #Sexy #Women #Pornstar #Funny #Silly https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxjfp-zguX5/?igshid=12nromjc96ix9

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A show I'm co-hosting with the lovely @thecomicsavannahk at @pbwpomona on 8/2/19. So be there. #comedy #funny #standup #live (at Pomona, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0gu7WVAETP/?igshid=7y9zvwd5pqbc

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Christmas Joke on Christmas Eve

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Why do women still like men? it honestly confuses me.

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Stay Woke - I'm realizing things all the time The last sentence is "she's so white we call her snow" #Funny #Snowwhite #Comedy #Princess #Humor #Disney #Woke #Silly #Standup #Fairskinned #Racist #Beautiful #White https://www.instagram.com/p/BmtKJLxHmi9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2w0tylz7dq8s

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This Friday, August 17th, I'm performing in Apple Valley. So if you can, come see me and other great performers live. Thanks to Herelarryis Joe for the opportunity. #liveentertainment #comedy #standup #funny #entertainment #somethingtodo #applevalley #california #humor (at Apple Valley, California)

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So bad news, the open Mic that me and @jerome_ten hosted in west Covina is no longer going. It was fun while it lasted and much appreciation goes out to Liz and the staff of craft Hill for allowing us the opportunity We are still however hosting the junction Open Mic every Thursday at 8 p.m. in Claremont California so come out if you like our style of Hosting or just want to perform. #liveentertainment #openmic #westcovina #standup #poetry #music (at Craft Hill)

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Haircut- So in celebration of my birthday weekend I decided to get a haircut but I accidentally ended up at a beauty Boutique instead of a barbershop and they styled my hair and didn't touch my beard so then I had to go in and shave my beard and now I look like this. Year 25 here I come! Song: Cut it - O.T. Genasis #Haircut #comedy #hairstyles #Cutit #O.T.Genasis #funny #humor #barbershop #beautyboutique #beauty #handsome (at Pomona, California)

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Hey guys I know once again this is super last minute but I have a show in Riverside so if you're in that area and want to watch me try come on down #comedy #standup #live #funny #jokes #humor (at Riverside, California)

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Zero Rimpson- 2nd Stand Up Anniversary (old song evolution)

My comedy birthday just past 06/23/2016, So this is a little late, luckily I'm not big enough for anyone to care but me, but here's a video showing the how my "Songs getting old" bit has changed over time. It's kinda meta because, as I do the joke the songs I use fall out of the top 40 hits and get...old so I have to keep changing it.

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Zero Rimpson- When a girl likes you [Stand Up Comedy]

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Zero Rimpson- Crying (Stand up comedy)

A bit I'm working on about crying and the weird way we learn to deal with it #Comedy #Crying #Sadness #Humor

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Its February so y'all know what that means, it's 50 shades season #50shadesofgrey #valentinesday #singleawarenessday #kinky #love #bdsm #fantasy #rich #women #christiangrey

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Things good people never say/ dance break #openmic #comedy #jokes #california #nextstage #rap #dance #funny #humor