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Hamster Ball Havoc:

                                                                                                                              Sophia the Hamster always felt at her calmest when she was inside her hamster ball. To her, the ball was a bastion of safety: the firm, seemingly impenetrable transparent plastic the ball was made of shielded her from the myriad dangers of the outside world, the regular pattern of airholes all around it kept her breathing unrestricted, and it latched closed on the inside so she alone had control over her security. The ball was just big enough that she could comfortably stand up straight inside it. Today, a recently-made friend of Sophia's, a bluejay named Rho, had invited her to hang out with her at the top of a grassy hill. The hamster had never been up the hill before, but it was one of the bluejay's favorite hangout spots due to its great view of the nearby town. Sophia stared up the hill, contemplating her method of ascent. I can do this. I'm inside my hamster ball; nothing bad can happen to me! Bravely Sophia began to march up the hill, but her hamster ball gave her little traction on the grassy slope, and before she knew it she was tumbling helplessly in her ball as it rolled back down. Undaunted, she pushed herself to her feet and tried again, putting on more speed this time. This time she got a little further, but the end result was the same. Again and again the hamster fought the slope of the hill, gaining more altitude every time before gravity took it back from her. On her fifth try she finally saw the hill's summit, at which her bluejay friend was lounging. Sophia smiled and waved to her friend... "Hi, Rho!" ...but the ground she'd stopped on wasn't as level as she'd thought, and she quickly paid the price for letting her guard down. The next thing that escaped the hamster's lips was a loud scream as she and her ball disappeared down the hill. "Sophia! Sophia, are you okay?" Sophia rubbed her head as she heard Rho's voice. She and her hamster ball had rolled all the way down the hill and struck a fence at the edge of town with enough force to break it apart, but thankfully the impact had brought her to a stop. In front of her knelt Rho, the bluejay's eyes full of worry. "I saw the whole thing, Sophia. I chased you all the way down, but I couldn't catch up to you." The hamster tried to stand up, but couldn't stay on her feet. Not only was she dizzy from her impromptu downhill journey, but she was covered in scrapes and bruises from being thrown against the sides of her hamster ball, and she'd even twisted her ankle. "Th-This shouldn't have happened... I trusted my hamster ball to keep me safe..." As Sophia burst into tears, Rho rubbed her head, not sure what to say. The bluejay had noticed early on that Sophia's hamster ball tended to do more harm than good, and her battle with the hill had been a prime example. However, the hamster believed religiously in her ball's ability to protect her from harm, and trying to talk her into leaving it usually didn't go over well. After a moment of indecision, Rho decided to leave the subject alone. "...Let's get you home, Sophia. After that tumble you could probably use some rest." Gently Rho began to roll the hamster ball away from the fence, Sophia managing to stay upright on her hands and knees. As she did, the bluejay wondered about her friend's future. Someday, Sophia would have to overcome her fears and experience the outside world as everyone else did, without a layer of plastic in between. She couldn't possibly stay in her hamster ball her whole life... A collab with a friend (who wrote the story) on Deviantart

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Stylized version of Rexy from Jurassic Park

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Don’t poke the bear...

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Remi in her first job as a forensic scientist Remi belongs to @satanicpanda666

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Bearin in his R3M Bearin is/belongs to my housemate

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Rodan A blend of 1993′s Fire Rodan and 2004′s Final Wars Rodan

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Stocking from Panty And Stocking With Garterbelt

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From the armoury of Butler Ztrange: The Hornet's Sting: Introducing a breakthrough in new 'Bio-letric' technology, the Hornet's Sting is powered by carefully designed energy-storage units mounted on the top of the weapon. The energy held in these units is directed and focused via the cut amethystine crystals, and emitted through the ring of condensing bearings housed at the barrel tip. Here at Butler Ztrange Armouries, we have successfully tested the output of the Hornet's Sting at 1000 Imperial Watts, strong enough to punch a neat hole in even the thickest armoured carriage. This functional and sturdy gun, crafted from the finest copper and brass, has been rigorously tested for safety and durability. Small and light-weight, the Hornet's Sting will prove to be an invaluable addition to any collection.

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Felis catus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat Length: 3 inches (76mm) Width: 2 inches (51mm) Height: 1 3/4 inches (44mm)

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My fox skull (left) and coyote skull (Right)

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Dragonfly husks

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Gargantosaurus Length: 250 foot Height (At shoulder): 80 foot           (At hip): 60 foot Weight: Approx 100 tons Colour: Black with deep red markings. Diet: Carnivorous Noticeable features: Skin tends to be smooth with small patches of bumpy scales around hip and shoulder areas, and is often coated with what appears to be oil (possibly secreted from pores?). The body bares a strong crocodile build, and is adorned with raised scutes down the center-line of the back. Forelimbs are longer than the hind limbs. Unusually, the head is strangely humanoid in appearance to the point in which it is described as being almost "10% human to 90% reptile". The mouth is large and full of long needle-like teeth. The most striking feature of the Gargantosaurus specimen witnessed (See image above) is the horns/crest that run along the head. It is speculated that this individual could be a variant (sub-species?), or maybe even a rare glimpse of a 'pure-blood' which has miraculously survived since the Mesozoic Era* Notes: One look at Gargantosaurus, and it is easy to see how the ancient myths of dragons and sea monsters, and other 'kaiju' style creatures have sprung up across the world. With the now proven existence of living Gargantosaurus specimens, one must wonder just how many other giant creatures, known only through folk-law, are waiting out there to be discovered as real. *Gargantosaurus fossils have been found in deposits dating back 66 million years. That living specimens exist today is amazing given how little such a large animal has evolved. Some of the more 'crackpot' theories that have been circulating of late is that Gargantosaurus (and possibly other prehistoric species) were subject to experimentation by 'otherworldly beings', enabling the 'experimental variants' to survive while the 'pure-bloods' died out. Concept art of Gargantosaurus as featured in the novel 'Saurian' by William Schoel

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Charlotte Collab/commission with @satanicpanda666 Charlotte belongs to @satanicpanda666

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Will you play with me..?