"She asks me if I love her, I tell her only partly, I only love my bed an my momma I'm sorry"-- is just so... So.. *lame*
Things would be so much better as Shakespearean poetry style.
Thy with heart asks she, with a williowing whisper
"Does thou love me?"
Answer, I say, denial
"One would only love their sleeping chambers, and giver of birth. Dearest apologies"
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Another wonderful day of friends making plans in front of you, not including you in them
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So I'm sitting in the room, with my door open because I'm too lazy to get up and shut it, and all the sudden I hear my little 1 year old sister hobble down the hallway, loudly gulping down something. I'm curious to check but stop when I hear her groan with a falling noise, half a second later a bottle of apple juice flies across my doorway.
My sister gets drunk off of apple juice.
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date a girl who eats books
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WHY ARE GIRLS SO PRETTY
WHY ARE GUYS SO CUTE
WHY ARE NON BINARY PPL SO ATTRACTIVE
WHY ARE GENDER FLUID BABES SO BABEALISHIOUS
WHY ARE TRANS GIRLS SO BEAUTIFUL
WHY ARE TRANS BOYS SO ENTRANCING
WHY ARE YOU ALL SO HOT
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I can take extreme detailed photos of fucking grass but can never take a decent selfie
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Water... With ice... Is just... Double water
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