lynkholm - Tumblr blog

lynkholm · 1 month ago

Text

Dragon Quirk Family Dynamics and Hero Society Bonus parts.

Media & Public Meltdown: "The Greatest Hoax in Hero History"

Breaking News Headlines:

"DRAGON QUIRK WAR? PRANKED! Eric André Exposes UA, Pro Heroes, and Villains in Stunt of the Century" (Hero News Network)

"Touya Todoroki ALIVE? Shocking Reveal Leaves Nation in Chaos" (Daily Hero)

"Bear for President? Public Demand Yogi’s Candidacy Becomes Real" (Tokyo Today)

"All For One’s Prison Nightmare: How Far Is Too Far?" (Morality Watchdog Weekly)

Public Reaction:

Social Media Explodes:

#TouyaIsAlive trends worldwide.

#RyukoWasRobbed becomes a rallying cry for dragon-quirk solidarity.

#BearSupremacy activists protest outside Tartarus, demanding Yogi be freed.

Conspiracy Theories Flourish:

"What if the prank was a COVER-UP? What if Touya IS alive?!"

"The HPSC staged this to distract us from [insert random scandal]!"

Merch Madness:

"Team Fake Baby Wyvern" shirts sell out in minutes.

Bootleg Yogi plushies flood Akihabara.

The Todoroki Family: A House Divided

How They Find Out Dabi is Touya:

The Eric André Show credits roll—revealing behind-the-scenes footage of Dabi (Touya) laughing with Hawks between takes.

Individual Reactions:

Endeavor:

Drops his phone.

Stares at the screen for 30 full seconds.

Calls Hawks: "Explain. Now." (Hawks hangs up.)

Rei:

Silent tears. Then, calmly: "I need to speak to my son."

Fuyumi & Natsuo:

Fuyumi: "HE’S ALIVE?! AND WORKING WITH HAWKS?!"

Natsuo: "I knew that crispy bastard looked familiar!"

Shoto:

Eats another bite of ice cream. "Hm."

Texts Touya: "You owe me 10 years of birthday presents."

Touya’s (Dabi’s) Reaction:

Seen in leaked footage yelling at Eric André: "YOU WHAT?! THAT WASN’T IN THE SCRIPT!"

Hawks, cackling: "Oops?"

Touya’s eventual public statement (via burner phone): "Yeah, I’m alive. No, I’m not apologizing. Yes, the bear was funny."

Pro Heroes: Damage Control Mode

Ryukyu (Ryuko):

Holds a press conference: "Let me be clear: I will not be addressing the fake pregnancy. Or the fake clan war. Or—sigh—the bear."

Privately: "I’m still killing Touya."

Hawks:

Grinned through an interrogation by the HPSC: "Hey, at least we proved Tartarus’s security sucks!"

Later seen buying a "#1 Prankster" mug for Touya.

Best Jeanist: "This is why I hate television."

League of Villains: Identity Crisis

Shigaraki: "So… Dabi was a Todoroki this whole time? And he never told us?"

Toga: "Aww, I knew he had family drama!"

Twice: "BETRAYAL! / FINALLY, SOME GOOD DRAMA!"

Spinner: "Are we sure this wasn’t a prank, too?!"

Government & Hero Commission: PANIC

Emergency HPSC Meeting:

"We need to arrest Eric André."

"On what charges? ‘Being too funny’?"

"…Yes."

Tartarus Security Overhaul:

All For One’s cell is now bear-proof.

Guards must now check for hidden cameras and comedians.

Live Interview Special: "Heroes React to the Eric André Hoax"

Host: "Tonight, the pros break their silence on the wildest prank in history!"

Guests:

Ryukyu (Ryuko) – Still fuming.

Hawks – Smirking like he knows something.

Endeavor – Grinding his teeth.

Best Jeanist – Disapproving but stylish.

Segment 1: "So… How Are We Feeling?"

Host: "Ryukyu, let’s start with you. Your, uh… relationship with Touya was a big focus—"

Ryuko (flames flickering): "There is no relationship. There is only vengeance."

Hawks (whispering): "She definitely rehearsed that."

Host: "Endeavor, your son is alive and apparently a villain. Thoughts?"

Endeavor: "I have nothing to say—"

SUDDENLY—

DABI CRASHES THROUGH THE CEILING (via teleportation quirk), LANDS ON THE COUCH, AND STEALS HAWKS’ MIC.

Dabi (grinning): "Sorry I’m late, Dad. Miss me?"

Segment 2: Chaos Unleashed

Endeavor (flames roaring): "TOUYA—"

Dabi (mock-serious): "Ah ah ah—call me Dabi. Unless you wanna explain why you didn’t."

Ryuko (standing, claws out): "You dare show your face—"

Dabi (winking): "Aw, Ryu. You do care."

THEN—

Dabi GRABS HER AND KISSES HER LIVE ON AIR.

The studio ERUPTS.

Ryuko’s flames go SUPERCRITICAL.

Hawks CHEERS.

Best Jeanist facepalms.

Endeavor looks ready to combust.

Dabi (pulling back, smug): "Bet you missed that too."

Segment 3: The Fallout

Ryuko (voice deadly calm): "I. Will. End. You."

Dabi (laughing): "Promises, promises."

Host (panicking): "WE’RE—uh, GOING TO COMMERCIAL!"

Cut to:

Dabi flipping off Endeavor as he teleports away.

Ryuko literally burning the couch.

Hawks eating popcorn.

Aftermath:

#DabiKiss trends for 48 hours.

Endeavor finally gives a press conference (and is booed offstage).

Ryuko’s agency releases a statement: "No further questions."

Hawks tweets: "Best. Interview. Ever. 😘"

Final Thought:

Dabi didn’t just crash the interview—he crashed back into canon.

And Ryuko?

She’s definitely gonna kill him.

Post-Credits Scene:

Shoto, watching the interview at home: "…Can I go back to ice cream ads now?"

Behind-the-Scenes Special: "The Actors Who Pranked Japan"

Host: "Tonight, we sit down with the real people behind the Eric André Show’s dragon-quirk chaos!"

Meet the Cast:

"Ryuko Tatsuma" – Played by Kaida Tatsuma (Ryuko’s Cousin)

Quirk: "Emberclaw" – Similar to Ryuko’s, but with golden flames and smaller dragon form.

On Playing Ryuko:

"I’ve been impersonating her since we were kids. This was just… bigger."

"The fire was all CGI, but the rage? That was method acting."

On Playing Ryuko: "She hated me after this. Still won’t return my calls."

On the Kiss Scene: "Geten improvised that! I almost set him on fire for real!"

"Touya/Dabi" – Played by Geten Himura

Quirk: "Glacial Dominion" (All his "blue fire" was CGI—he just iced the set between takes). – Made for ironic casting.

On Playing a Todoroki:

"I may have studied Endeavor’s interviews for… inspiration." (Smirks.)

On the Kiss Scene:

"I improvised that! Eric yelled ‘DO IT FOR THE DRAMA!’ so I did."

"Kaida actually punched me after. Then she asked me out."

On Dating Akari: "She punched me on set. It was love at first fight."

On Dabi’s Reaction:

"He sent me a thumbs-up emoji. I think he approved?"

"Yogi the Bear" – Played by a Real Bear (Named Kuma)

Trainer: "He’s method. Too method. We lost three salmon trucks."

"All For One" – Played by a Local Theater Actor (Who Regrets Everything)

"I thought it was a serious villain role. Then they put me in a bear onesie."

All Might’s Actor – "Toshinori Tanaka" (A Quirkless Stuntman)

On the Role: "I just yelled ‘PLUS ULTRA’ a lot and ate protein bars. Easy gig."

On Endeavor’s Actor: "That guy hated me. No idea why."

Endeavor’s Actor – "Enjiro Kashin" (Former Pro Hero "Hellstorm")

Quirk: "Inferno Breath" – Retired after a PR disaster.

On the Role: "Finally, a chance to play someone with worse publicity than me."

On the Bear: "I still have nightmares."

Shocking Revelations:

The "Ultrasound" Was a Rubber Prop (Geten: "I stole it. It’s on my fridge now.")

Hawks Was Not Acting (He genuinely didn’t know about the Dabi twist.)

The Love Story: Kaida & Geten

Met on set during the "clan war" episode.

First date: "We set Endeavor’s fake mustache on fire."

Segment 2: The Real vs. Fake Drama

Host: "So… the real Touya and Ryuko crashed that interview. Thoughts?"

Geten: "I respect the hustle. But my version was hotter."

Akari: "Ryuko texted me one word: ‘Traitor.’ Then blocked me."

Tanaka (All Might): "I’m just glad the real All Might didn’t sue me."

Kashin (Endeavor): "That man needs therapy. And so do I."

Host: "And Hawks and Dabi played themselves?"

Geten: "Yeah, ‘played’ is a strong word. Hawks just vibed, and Dabi committed crimes."

Segment 3: The Bear’s Legacy

Host: "Who trained Yogi the Bear?"

Akari: "Oh, that was not CGI. That was a real bear with a fire Quirk."

Kashin: "I knew it. I felt its hatred."

Tanaka: "Best actor on set. 10/10. Would work with again."

Final Confessionals:

Geten: "I’d do it again. But next time, I want to kiss the real Ryuko."

Akari: "I’d do it again. But next time, I want to fight the real Touya."

Kashin: "I’d never do this again. Pay me more."

Tanaka: "I’m just here for the free buffet."

Final Message from Eric André:

"None of this was scripted. Except the bear. Always script the bear."

Bonus Drama:

Dabi (texting Ryukyu): "Wanna reenact our scenes? 😘"

Class 1-A’s Reactions to the Eric André Show Reveal

Izuku Midoriya

Initial Reaction: "Wait… so none of it was REAL?! But the lore was so detailed! The dragon-quirk politics! The fake baby wyvern ultraso—" (immediately spirals into muttering analysis).

Later: Creates a 20-page Google Doc titled "Prank Meta-Analysis: How Media Manipulation Shapes Hero Society."

Texts Shoto: "Did you KNOW about this?!"

Shoto’s Reply: "No. But I’d watch it again."

Katsuki Bakugou

First Words: "THAT FCKING BEAR WASN’T EVEN REAL?!"* (Kicks a desk.)

Secondary Rage: "I LOST TO A GODDAMN HOLLYWOOD PROP?!"

Threat Level: Promises to hunt down Eric André and "blow his stupid mustache off."

Secretly: Saves the clip of Yogi humiliating Endeavor to his favorites.

Shoto Todoroki

Deadpan Stare: "Hm." (Eats ice cream.)

On His Dad’s Actor: "He captured the essence. Which is ‘unbearable.’"

On Touya’s Reveal: "I knew Dabi looked familiar." (Had suspected since the forest camp.)

Texts Touya: "You owe me 10 years of birthday presents."

Touya’s Reply: "Here’s a burnt teddy bear. 🧸🔥"

Ochaco Uraraka

Gasping: "THE KISS SCENE WAS ACTORS?! BUT THE CHEMISTRY—"

Mina Ashido: "THEY’RE DATING IN REAL LIFE TOO?! THIS IS BETTER THAN A ROM-COM!"

Both: Immediately start shipping Geten/Akari and doodling fanart in class.

Tenya Iida

Chopping Hands Violently: "THIS WAS A FRAUD UPON THE PUBLIC! A CRIME AGAINST JOURNALISM!"

Demands: A school assembly on media literacy.

Aizawa: "No."

Mina Ashido

Screaming: "THEY PRANKED ALL FOR ONE?! LEGENDS!"

Begs Kirishima: *"We should do a *Class 1-A Prank War!"

Kirishima (nervous): "Bro… Aizawa would expel us."

Denki Kaminari

Laughing Hysterically: "THEY GOT ENDEAVOR TO BELIEVE HE LOST TO A BEAR!"

Brain Short-Circuits: "Wait… does this mean we could prank pros too?!"

Jirou: "No. You’d cry if Hawks winked at you."

Tsuyu Asui

Blunt Take: "I knew it was fake when All Might didn’t cry about the bear being his son."

Tokoyami: "The bear was the only pure soul in this tale."

Eijiro Kirishima

Admiring: "Dude, the commitment to pranking All For One was manly as hell."

Also: "But man… poor Ryukyu."

Bakugou: "SHE’S FINE. THAT EXTRA TOUYA DESERVES WORSE."

Hanta Sero

Grinning: "Best. Show. Ever."

Already Planning: A Class 1-A "fake documentary" prank on Monoma.

Mezo Shoji

Quietly: "I’m just glad the bear is okay."

Class 1-A Group Chat Explodes:

Mina: "NEW SHIP ALERT: GETEN x AKARI. NAME IDEAS??"

Kaminari: "Burn Together? Frostfire? DragonBride?!"

Jirou: "You’re all hopeless."

Shoto: "I’m telling Geten you said that."

Mina: "SHOTO NO—"

Aizawa’s Reaction:

Stares at the ceiling. "Why did I become a teacher."

Hides in his sleeping bag while students debate "how to prank UA staff."

Texts Present Mic: "I’m taking a sabbatical. Don’t follow me."

Final Consensus:

60% of Class 1-A: "We need a Season 2."

30%: "We need to be in Season 2."

10% (Iida): "We need justice."

Meanwhile, Eric André is already DM’ing Bakugou for a cameo.

Pro Heroes' Reactions to the Eric André Show Dragon-Quirk Prank Special

Ryukyu (Ryuko Tatsuma)

Initial Reaction: "I will burn that entire production studio to the ground."

After Watching: Demands a formal apology from Eric André, the producers, and her cousin Akari.

On the Kiss Scene: "If Touya ever tries that in real life, I’m feeding him to a real dragon."

Current Status: Filing a lawsuit for "emotional distress and defamation of character."

Hawks

During the Show: Laughed so hard he fell off his chair.

On Playing Himself: "Easiest paycheck ever. Just had to be more annoying than usual."

On Dabi’s Involvement: "He hated that I made him do retakes. Worth it."

Current Status: Retweeting memes of Endeavor’s face during the bear ranking prank.

Endeavor (Enji Todoroki)

Initial Reaction: Silent, vein-popping rage.

After Discovering Touya Was Alive: "I’m disowning him again."

On Being Portrayed by a Disgraced Ex-Hero: "That man is lucky he’s retired."

Current Status: Avoiding press conferences after being booed offstage.

Best Jeanist

Professional Take: "This was a gross misuse of public trust in heroes."

Secret Take: Admits the fake All Might crying over the bear was "artistically compelling."

Current Status: Weaving a "Justice for Ryukyu" scarf as a peace offering.

Mirko

First Words: "HA! SUCK IT, RYUKYU!"

On the Fight Scenes: "The choreography was weak. Should’ve called me to direct."

Current Status: Challenging Yogi the Bear to a spar (unaware it was CGI).

Edgeshot

Deadpan: "I’m glad I was excluded from this… spectacle."

Later: Caught rewatching the Touya/Ryuko kiss scene on loop.

Gran Torino

Grumbling: "Back in my day, pranks were simple. Like glue on chairs."

On All Might’s Actor: "That boy couldn’t punch his way out of a paper bag."

Current Status: Yelling at clouds.

Nejire Chan

Squealing: "IT WAS LIKE A TELENOVELA BUT WITH MORE FIRE!"

On the Fake Baby Wyvern: "Can we please make that real? I’ll babysit!"

Current Status: Petitioning UA to host a "Prank Heroics" elective.

Gang Orca

Confused: "Why was I not invited? I’m great at improv."

Current Status: Workshopping a "villain talk show" pitch.

All Might (Post-Retirement)

Relief: "THANK GOODNESS IT WASN’T REAL—wait, did they use my likeness without permission?!"

On His Actor: "He captured my essence… if my essence was 50% protein shakes."

Current Status: Consulting a lawyer about "unauthorized bear-related fatherhood."

Final Consensus:

30% of Pros: Outraged ("This undermines hero integrity!")

40%: Entertained ("Better than the HPSC’s last press conference.")

30%: Inspired ("We should prank the Commission next.")

Eric André, from a undisclosed location: "Season 2 casting starts now."

Villain Reactions to the Eric André Show Dragon-Quirk Prank Special

All For One (Incarcerated Edition)

Initial Reaction: "I have been a warlord for over a century, and this is how I am humiliated?"

On the Bear: "I will not be upstaged by a glorified raccoon."

Current Status: Demanding a new prison (preferably one with no TVs).

Dabi (Touya Todoroki)

First Words: "This is the greatest thing I’ve ever been a part of."

On His Portrayal: "Geten did alright, but he didn’t capture my smolder."

On the Kiss Scene: "Ryuko’s gonna kill me for real now. Worth it."

Current Status: Trolling Endeavor by sending him fake baby wyvern ultrasounds.

Shigaraki Tomura

Initial Reaction: "Dabi got more screen time than me?! UNFAIR."

On the Prank’s Scale: "Destroying hero society with chaos instead of decay… interesting."

Current Status: Brainstorming a League of Villains reality show.

Himiko Toga

Squealing: "IT WAS LIKE A ROMANCE MANGA BUT WITH MORE ARSON!"

On the Fake Baby: "Can we please make one for real? I’ll knit it tiny sweaters!"

Current Status: Asking Twice to clone Yogi the Bear.

Twice

Split Opinion:

"THIS WAS GENIUS! BEST SHOW EVER!"

"THIS WAS A TRAVESTY! JUSTICE FOR RYUKO!"

Current Status: Arguing with himself over whether to boycott or binge-watch Season 2.

Mr. Compress

Theatrical Sigh: "And I wasn’t invited? A true shame—I would’ve stolen the show."

Current Status: Plotting a heist to steal the Eric André Show master tapes.

Spinner

Conflicted: "On one hand, hilarious. On the other… did they have to do Stain dirty like that?" (A fake Stain cameo had him lecturing the bear about "true justice.")

Current Status: Writing a strongly worded Tumblr post.

Kurogiri

Deadpan: "I could have warped them all into a volcano. Just saying."

Current Status: Making martinis to cope with the League’s new obsession with "prank warfare."

Other Notable Villains:

Overhaul (Kai Chisaki)

Disgusted: "This is why society is rotten. No order, just… bears."

Current Status: Sanitizing his cell after hearing about the "salmon-based prison meals" prank.

Lady Nagant

Amused: "The HPSC definitely had a meltdown over this. Good."

Current Status: Requesting a prison TV to watch Season 2.

Gentle Criminal & La Brava

Gentle: "A masterclass in performance art! Bravo!"

La Brava: "But we should’ve been the ones to break the internet!"

Current Status: Storyboarding their own prank show.

Final Consensus:

60% of Villains: Delighted ("Heroes deserved this.")

30%: Jealous ("Why wasn’t I invited?!")

10%: Traumatized (Overhaul, mostly.)

Eric André’s Response: "Villains make great guests. Shigaraki, call me."

#enji todoroki #touya todoroki #fuyumi todoroki #natsuo todoroki #rei todoroki #shoto todoroki #ryuko tatsuma #mha #dovakiln #geten himura #geten himura x oc #was the bear real?

0 notes

lynkholm · 1 month ago

Text

Dragon quirk Family Dynamics and Hero society (featuring Yogi, and Eric Andre)

Touya Todoroki’s First Dragon Quirk Gathering – A Rare Outsider’s Experience

At 15 years old, Touya Todoroki had spent his whole life knowing he was different. His blue-flame wyvern quirk made him an anomaly—not just in the Todoroki family, but in the entire dragon quirk community.

When his mother, Rei, mentioned his abilities to a friend from a dragon-blooded family, the news spread like wildfire. An invitation arrived soon after—a formal request for Touya to attend the seasonal Dragon Gathering.

Enji, though dismissive of "quirk politics," allowed it—partly out of curiosity, partly because Rei insisted.

The Gathering – A World Apart

The event was held in a private mountain estate, hidden from public view. As Touya stepped onto the grounds, he immediately felt the weight of hundreds of eyes on him.

The Whispering Crowd

Dragon quirk users, mostly women and girls, watched him with a mix of fascination and wariness.

A few older matriarchs eyed him like a scientific curiosity—a male dragon, unrelated to any lineage, standing in their sacred space.

Some younger girls giggled behind their hands, whispering about his blue flames and wyvern form.

The Men of the Community – A Silent Minority

The few other men there (mostly husbands or sons of dragon-blooded women) gave him nodding respect—they understood how rare he was.

One older man, a hawk-winged quirk user married to a dragon, clapped him on the shoulder. "First time, boy? Don’t worry—they’ll warm up to you. Eventually."

The Tatsuma Family’s Reaction

Inko Tatsuma, holding a wide-eyed 4-year-old Izuku, greeted Rei warmly before turning to Touya.

"So you’re the one everyone’s talking about," she said kindly. "A wyvern quirk… and such striking flames."

Izuku, clutching his mother’s leg, stared at Touya like he was the coolest hero he’d ever seen.

Ryuko Tatsuma – The Future Ryukyu

Ryuko (15, same as Touya), already training to be a hero, sized him up with a sharp gaze.

"You’re the Todoroki kid, huh?" she said, arms crossed. "Heard your fire doesn’t burn you. That’s… useful."

There was a tense moment—Ryuko was used to being the strongest young dragon in the room, and Touya’s existence was an unexpected variable.

The Rituals – Where Touya Stands Out

The Flight Ceremony

A tradition where young dragons take to the sky to show their prowess.

Ryuko shifted effortlessly into her full draconic form, soaring with practiced grace.

When it was Touya’s turn, the crowd fell silent.

His transformation was different—a sleek, blue-scaled wyvern, smaller than most dragons but unnaturally agile.

His flight was wild, untrained, but powerful—earning murmurs of both awe and concern.

The Elders’ Judgment

A council of dragon matriarchs called him forward.

"You are not of our blood, yet you bear our gift," one said. "This has not happened in centuries."

They debated whether he should be taught their ways or kept at a distance.

Inko, surprisingly, spoke up for him. "He didn’t choose this quirk. But he is one of us now, in a way."

The Unspoken Tension

Some saw him as a miracle—proof that dragon quirks could evolve beyond bloodlines.

Others saw him as a threat—a wildcard who didn’t follow their rules.

Ryuko, after watching him, challenged him to a spar—part test, part dominance display.

Their fight was brutal but short—Touya’s flames were hotter, but Ryuko had better control.

In the end, she smirked. "Not bad… for an outsider."

The Aftermath – Touya’s Place in the Dragon World

Accepted, But Not Fully One of Them – The elders decided he could attend future gatherings, but he would never be seen as a true heir to their traditions.

Ryuko’s Rivalry Begins – She now sees him as someone to surpass, pushing herself harder.

Izuku’s Hero Worship – The little boy wouldn’t stop talking about "the cool dragon boy with blue fire!"

Rei’s Relief – For the first time, Touya had people who understood his quirk, even if they were wary of him.

What This Means Going Forward

Ryuko’s Growth – She now has a rival, making her even more determined to be the best.

Izuku’s Fascination – This event might be one of his earliest memories of quirks, fueling his hero dreams.

Enji’s Interest – If he hears how Touya was received, he might start pushing for political connections in the dragon community.

Final Thought

And somewhere in the crowd, a four-year-old Izuku was already scribbling notes about him in a tiny notebook.

Touya & Ryuko’s Rivalry at UA – The Dragon and the Wyvern

First Encounters – Class Placement and Initial Clashes

Touya, despite his raw power, lands in Class 1-B—partly due to his unorthodox fighting style, partly because some teachers are wary of his unstable flames.

Ryuko takes this as proof she’s superior, but Touya doesn’t care—he’s here to prove himself, not play politics.

First Joint Training Session – Fire vs. Scale

Ryuko fights with precision and discipline, using her dragon form’s size and strength to overpower opponents.

Touya is wild, unpredictable, using his wyvern agility and blue flames to outmaneuver her.

The battle ends in a draw, leaving both frustrated—Ryuko because she couldn’t dominate, Touya because he couldn’t break through her defenses.

The Dragon Quirk Hierarchy – A Silent War

Traditionalists see him as an outsider who doesn’t belong.

Progressives (like Inko) argue he deserves respect for his strength.

Ryuko, raised in the matriarchal traditions, feels pressure to put him in his place—but part of her is fascinated by his power.

Touya, meanwhile, doesn’t care about their rules—he just wants to be the best, dragon politics be damned.

The UA Sports Festival – A Public Showdown

Ryuko fights in full dragon form, using her flight and crushing strength.

Touya stays human-sized, relying on speed and concentrated blue flames to wear her down.

In the end, Touya wins by overheating her scales, forcing her to yield—the first time a male dragon quirk user has ever beaten a Tatsuma in public.

The crowd erupts, and the dragon elders are horrified.

Ryuko is furious—but also impressed.

From Rivals to Reluctant Allies

Ryuko, humbled, starts training differently—studying Touya’s tactics instead of just relying on brute force.

When the League of Villains attacks, they’re forced to work together:

Ryuko’s durability tanks hits while Touya’s flames clear paths.

They develop a wordless默契 (silent默契), adapting to each other’s movements.

The dragon community is forced to acknowledge that maybe, just maybe, Touya belongs among them.

The Aftermath – Changing the Status Quo

Touya gains respect, even from those who once dismissed him.

Izuku, watching from the sidelines, takes notes on both of them, inspired by their growth.

Endeavor, seeing Touya’s success, softens slightly—maybe his son doesn’t need to be perfect, just strong in his own way.

Final Dynamic – A Rivalry That Redefines Them Both

Touya no longer fights just to prove himself—he fights to surpass her, to change what it means to be a dragon.

The dragon quirk community will never be the same.

Bonus: How This Affects Others

Izuku – Learns from both of them, noting how quirks aren’t everything—strategy matters too.

Katsuki – Hates that two dragon freaks are getting all the attention and trains even harder.

Izuku’s Childhood Memories of Dragon Gatherings

Inko holds Izuku’s hand tightly as they watch the young dragons spar.

When Touya transforms into his wyvern form, Izuku’s eyes go star-shaped. "Mom, he’s like a real hero!"

He scribbles messy, excited notes in a tiny notebook, already analyzing quirks.

After the fight, Izuku dashes forward (before Inko can stop him) and tugs on Touya’s sleeve.

"Your fire is so cool! Can you—can you do it again? Please?"

Touya, still irritated from Ryuko’s glare, looks down at this tiny, wide-eyed kid and—against his better judgment—lets a small blue flame curl in his palm.

Izuku gasps like it’s the greatest thing he’s ever seen.

From that day on, Izuku associates dragon gatherings with magic—and Touya becomes one of his first unofficial "hero inspirations."

Touya’s First Gathering – The Aftermath of His Duel with Ryuko

Touya, untrained but instinctive, relies on speed, unpredictable movements, and his hotter blue flames.

The duel ends in a standstill, but Ryuko is visibly frustrated—she expected to dominate, not struggle.

Post-Fight Tension – "You Wanna Kiss Me So Bad It Makes You Look Stupid"

Ryuko snaps. "What’s so funny? You didn’t win."

Touya, deliberately provoking her, tilts his head. "You wanna kiss me so bad right now it makes you look stupid."

The entire courtyard goes silent.

Ryuko’s face flushes dark red, but before she can retaliate, Touya casually walks off, leaving her fuming in front of everyone.

The Dragon Community’s Reaction – Shock and Scandal

Younger girls whisper excitedly. "He talked back to a Tatsuma!"

Inko covers her mouth, trying not to laugh.

A few of the older dragon men nod in approval. "Kid’s got spine."

Ryuko’s reputation takes a hit—not because she lost, but because Touya got under her skin so easily.

The Consequences of Touya’s Defiance

Ryuko’s Grudge Intensifies

She starts studying his fighting style, realizing brute force won’t work against him.

Touya Gains a Reputation

Some of the younger dragon girls start sneaking glances at him, much to Ryuko’s annoyance.

The Elders’ Dilemma

A few secretly approach him, offering training in dragon techniques (partly to tame him, partly because they see potential).

Izuku’s Hero Worship Grows

When Inko tucks him in that night, he whispers: "Mom, do you think I could be strong like them even without a quirk?"

She hugs him tight. "Strength isn’t just about quirks, Izuku. It’s about heart."

How This Moment Echoes Later

Touya’s defiance inspires other "outsiders" in the dragon community to challenge tradition.

Izuku never forgets that blue fire—years later, when he meets Dabi in another timeline, he feels a strange sense of déjà vu.

Final Thought

Touya’s Training with the Dragon Elders – A Trial by Fire

The Offer (And the Catch)

The condition? He must submit to their authority—something Touya hates.

But the promise of greater control over his flames is too tempting. He agrees.

The Training – Brutal and Unforgiving

First Lesson: Endurance

The elders force him to hold his dragon form for hours, pushing his limits.

His flames, usually wild, are forced into precision—lighting candles without burning them, shaping fire into controlled rings.

Second Lesson: History

He’s taught the origins of dragon quirks, the weight of their legacy—something he never cared about before.

But when they speak of past male dragons who burned out too soon, he listens. "Is that my fate?"

Third Lesson: Respect

The hardest one. He’s made to serve tea to the matriarchs, to bow, to hold his tongue.

It grates on him, but he learns patience—and how to pick his battles.

The Change in Touya

He starts thinking before acting, no longer just a reckless wildfire.

But he never loses his edge. When an elder tells him "You will never be one of us," he smirks. "Good. I’d hate to be predictable."

Ryuko’s Revenge at UA – The Dragon’s Payback

The Setup – Joint Training Exercise

By sheer luck (or Ryuko’s manipulation), she and Touya are assigned as rivals—leading opposing teams.

The Trap – Playing to His Weakness

She baits him into a narrow corridor, then shifts to dragon form, blocking his escape.

"Remember what you said to me? Let’s see how clever you are now."

The Payback – A Humiliating Defeat

Leaning down, she whispers in his ear: "You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid."

Then she drops him and walks off, leaving him stunned in front of both classes.

The onlookers lose their minds.

Katsuki: "HAH! Looks like the dragon bitch finally roasted you!"

Shoto: "…Should I help him?"

Izuku: "W-Wow, her tactical approach was so—" (immediately muffled by Uraraka).

The Aftermath – A New Understanding

Ryuko expects him to hold a grudge, but instead, he starts showing up to her training sessions, uninvited.

"You’re not the only one who can learn from a fight," he says, and she realizes—this rivalry isn’t ending anytime soon.

How This Changes Both of Them

Ryuko learns not to underestimate him, and slowly, their rivalry becomes a twisted form of mutual respect.

Izuku, watching it all, adds new pages to his hero notes:

"Touya’s control improved 37% since last observation!"

"Ryuko’s combat adaptability is incredible! But she still telegraphs her tail strikes…"

Final Thought

Izuku Stumbles Into Dragon Politics – The Quirkless Wildcard

The Incident – A Forbidden Scroll

There, he finds an ancient scroll detailing a lost dragon technique: "The Ember Tongue"—a way to speak fire into existence through words alone, a skill thought extinct.

Izuku, being Izuku, memorizes it on the spot.

The Fallout – A Tradition Broken

Ryuko is furious. "Who would dare—?"

Touya, amused, glances at Izuku’s guilty face. "Oh, this is gonna be good."

Inko pales. "Izuku… what did you do?"

The elders demand answers, and when they realize a quirkless outsider has seen their secrets, the debate begins:

The Traditionalists’ Reaction – "He Must Be Silenced!"

One even suggests "binding him to the clan"—a vague but ominous threat.

The Progressives’ Defense – "He’s Inko’s Son!"

Touya, surprisingly, backs her up. "The kid didn’t mean any harm. And let’s be real—if he could use the technique, he would’ve already set himself on fire by accident."

The Compromise – A Trial by Knowledge

His task? Explain the Ember Tongue’s principles—without ever using it.

Izuku’s Unexpected Masterstroke

He breaks down the "Ember Tongue" as a vibration-based fire manipulation, linking it to existing sound-based quirks.

He even theorizes why it died out—too many users burned their own throats from poor control.

The elders are stunned. No outsider has ever understood their arts so deeply.

The Verdict

Ryuko begrudgingly respects him. "…You’re lucky you’re smart, runt."

Touya ruffles his hair. "Damn, kid. You just talked your way out of a dragon curse. That’s a first."

The Aftermath – Izuku’s Unseen Influence

Some see him as a threat; others, a curiosity.

A few younger dragons even ask him for quirk advice, much to Ryuko’s annoyance.

Toshinori Finds Out (And Panics).

When All Might hears, he chokes on his tea. "YOU DID WHAT?!"

Then he laughs. "…That’s my successor."

Katsuki’s Reaction

"DEKU, WHAT THE HELL?! YOU’RE MESSING WITH DRAGON CULT SHIT NOW?!"

(Secretly, he’s impressed, but he’d never admit it.)

How This Changes the Game

Ryuko and Touya’s rivalry now includes him, whether he likes it or not.

The elders now know his name—and that’s either very good or very bad for his future.

Final Thought

Touya at Another Dragon Gathering – The Wyvern Among Dragons

He’s the rarest of rarities—a male dragon quirk user with power, control, and a defiance that intrigues the matriarchal society.

And Ryuko? She’s not happy about it.

The Attention from Female Dragon Quirk Users (Mostly Ryuko’s Cousins & Peers)

"Your flames are so blue—how hot can they get?" (One girl even holds out her hand, asking him to let her feel the heat.)

"Is it true you beat Ryuko in a fight?" (This one earns a death glare from Ryuko across the courtyard.)

Others are more reserved but curious.

A few noble-born dragon girls approach him with measured politeness, asking about his training.

One even challenges him to a spar, wanting to test if his reputation is deserved.

A small faction is dismissive.

"He’s still not one of us."

"Ryuko only lost because she underestimated him."

Ryuko’s Reaction – Possessive, But Not for the Reasons You’d Think

When her younger cousins giggle around him, she snaps. "Stop acting like he’s some kind of myth. He’s just a guy with a weird quirk."

Touya, smirking, leans in. "Jealous, Tatsuma?"

She growls, flames flickering in her throat. "In your dreams, Todoroki."

The Adults & Elders – A Divided Court

"Letting him train was a mistake. He’ll disrupt the natural order."

One elder even suggests arranging a marriage to "tame" him—Ryuko looks ready to combust at the idea.

The Progressives (Intrigued, Calculating)

"His control is improving. If he learns our ways, he might even teach future boys."

Inko’s great-aunt watches him closely, considering whether to offer him a place in the clan officially.

The Neutral Parties (Amused, Observant)

"Let the boy breathe. If he’s meant to be here, he’ll prove it."

The Little Kids – Touya’s Unlikely Fan Club

But when a tiny dragon girl (no older than 6) tugs on his sleeve, asking if he can breathe blue fire, he crouches down and lets a small flame dance in his palm.

The kids gasp, delighted, and suddenly, he’s surrounded by a swarm of little dragons.

One boy, quirkless like Izuku, looks at him with stars in his eyes. "C-Can I be strong like you even without a quirk?"

Touya, remembering Izuku, pauses. "…Yeah. If you’re stubborn enough."

Ryuko’s Reaction to This

It irritates her—because now she can’t even mock him for being a jerk.

"Stop being nice. It’s creepy."

Touya grins. "What, worried I’m stealing your adoring fans?"

The Aftermath – What This Means Going Forward

The pressure to conform is growing, but he refuses to bend.

The kids’ admiration unexpectedly softens him—just a little.

For Ryuko

Her rivalry intensifies, but there’s a hint of respect beneath it.

She trains harder, determined to outshine him again.

For the Dragon Community

The next gathering will be decisive—will they accept Touya, or force him out?

Final Thought

And Ryuko? She’s already plotting her next move.

Izuku Gets Pulled Deeper Into Dragon Politics – The Unwitting Marriage Candidate

Traditionalists see him as a liability—a quirkless outsider who knows too much.

Progressives argue he’s Inko’s son, and his analytical mind could be useful to their community.

One ambitious elder proposes a radical solution: "Bind him to the clan. Permanently."

The Marriage Proposal He Never Asked For

Their youngest daughter, Ayame (17, a shy but powerful firebreather), is of marriageable age.

They propose a political union—Izuku marries into their family, ensuring his silence and bringing Inko’s lineage closer to theirs.

Inko is furious. "Absolutely not."

Toshinori (when he finds out) nearly crushes a teacup in shock. "MY BOY IS TOO YOUNG FOR THIS."

Izuku, meanwhile, is in full panic mode. "W-Wait, I didn’t—I’m not—WHAT?!"

Ryuko’s Reaction – Protective Big Sister Mode Activated

"Over my dead body. He’s not some bargaining chip."

Touya, watching from the sidelines, mutters: "Damn, maybe I should’ve gotten a marriage offer. Beats training."

Ayame herself looks mortified. "I-I didn’t ask for this either!"

Izuku’s Escape Plan – A Trial by Knowledge (Again)

Prove his worth to the clan without marriage (by deciphering another lost technique).

Win a duel (non-combat, thankfully)—a battle of wits against one of their scholars.

Izuku, sweating bullets, manages to:

Outmaneuver the scholar in a debate on quirk evolution.

Correctly identify flaws in an ancient fire-breathing kata.

The elders reluctantly concede—Izuku is too valuable to force into marriage, but too dangerous to ignore.

Result: He’s now officially a "guest scholar" of the dragon clan, meaning he has to attend future gatherings and report on quirk research.

Touya Formally Challenged by a Dragon Elder – A Test of Worth

"You may have power, boy, but you lack respect. Prove you deserve to stand among us—or leave."

The challenge? A formal duel under dragon law—not to the death, but to yield or disgrace.

The Stakes

If he loses, he must submit to the elders’ authority—no more rebellious streak.

The Duel – Wyvern vs. Ancient Dragon

She fights methodically, using psychological warfare as much as physical force.

"You are a mistake of nature. A fluke."

"Your father only tolerates you because you didn’t burn like he expected."

Touya, instead of losing his temper, uses her words against her.

"Yeah? Then why are you so scared of me?"

He feints, letting her think she’s driving him back—then strikes with a controlled blue inferno, forcing her to shield instead of attack.

The Turning Point – A Lesson from Training

Instead, he outlasts her, using his smaller, more agile form to drain her stamina.

When she finally falters, he does the unexpected—he bows.

"I don’t want to replace you. I want to be better than you."

The Aftermath

The elders whisper—this changes things.

Ryuko watches, grudgingly impressed. "…Show-off."

Result: Touya earns his place, but the elders now see him as a wildcard—uncontrollable, but undeniable.

How This Affects Everyone

Touya has respect, but also more eyes on him than ever.

Ryuko is pissed that Touya keeps stealing her spotlight, but she can’t deny his strength.

Katsuki (when he hears about all this): "WHAT THE HELL, DEKU?! YOU GOT ENGAGED TO A DRAGON?!"

Shoto, sipping tea: "This family gets weirder every day."

Final Thought

Then Touya and Izuku showed up.

Now nobody is safe.

All Might’s Panicked Dad Mode – The Overprotective Symbol of Peace

The Overreaction

The elders stare in horror as the Symbol of Peace looms over their sacred meeting.

Inko facepalms. "Toshinori, you didn’t have to—"

All Might, booming voice: "I BELIEVE WE NEED TO DISCUSS MY SUCCESSOR’S FUTURE."*

The Negotiation (Or Lack Thereof)

"Young Midoriya’s future is HIS OWN!"

"IF YOU WISH TO CHALLENGE THIS, YOU MAY CHALLENGE ME." (He accidentally flexes so hard a nearby vase shatters.)

Touya, watching from the sidelines: "Damn. I wish my dad was this extra."

Ryuko, muttering: "This is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen."

The Compromise (Because Inko Steps In)

The elders, now terrified of All Might’s dad energy, agree that Izuku’s marital status is off the table.

All Might, still in hero form, sits at the tea table like a nervous bodyguard for the rest of the gathering.

Shoto’s Dragon Heritage Revealed – A Frostfire Bloodline

The Discovery

They demand Rei explain—where does Shoto’s quirk really come from?

Rei hesitates, then admits: "My grandmother was said to have… draconic blood. A frost wyrm."

The Implications

His ice is the remnant of a frost dragon’s breath, and his fire is the latent Todoroki power.

Touya blinks. "Wait. Does that mean we’re related to dragons too?"

Endeavor, overhearing: *"…Hm." (Internally: "This explains so much.")

The Elders’ Reaction

Progressives: "But his control is flawless. Imagine if we studied him."

Shoto, deadpan: "I’m not joining your cult."

Ryuko’s New Rival?

"You’re wasting your potential with that half-assed approach."

Shoto, mildly interested: "Then teach me."

Touya, watching: "Oh great. Now there’s two of them."

The Aftermath – A New Era of Dragon Politics

Shoto is (unwillingly) dragged into dragon training sessions, much to Endeavor’s perplexed pride.

Touya and Ryuko’s rivalry now includes Shoto, creating a three-way firepower standoff.

Izuku, still traumatized by almost being married off, now takes notes from a safe distance.

Final Thought

They were not prepared for Problem Children™.

The Elders’ "Joke" – Chaos Ensues

"You know… if we’re speaking of strong bloodlines, a pairing between Tatsuma and Todoroki would be quite advantageous. Imagine the offspring—a wyvern with Ryuko’s draconic might and Touya’s blue fire."

Silence.

Then—pandemonium.

Ryuko’s Reaction – Instant Combustion

"ABSOLUTELY NOT." (Her voice is so loud it rattles the teacups.)

She whirls on the elder. "You did NOT just say that."

Touya, smirking: "Wow, Ryu. Didn’t know you felt that strongly about me."

She kicks the leg of his chair, nearly sending him to the floor. "SHUT UP."

The Female Dragon Peers – Mixed Warfare

Some gasp in scandalized delight, whispering behind their hands.

Others look genuinely horrified, as if the idea is an insult to their bloodline.

The girls who had crushes on Touya:

Glare at Ryuko like she’s stolen something.

One mutters, "She doesn’t even like him! Why would they—"

The boys in attendance:

A few nod thoughtfully, as if actually considering the genetics.

One laughs so hard he chokes on his rice.

Touya’s Response – Fanning the Flames

"I mean… if the elders insist. I guess I could lower my standards."

Ryuko’s eye twitches. "I WILL BURN YOU ALIVE."

Touya, faux-innocent: "See how passionate she is? It’s kinda cute."

Ryuko’s flames flicker in her throat—she’s one second from shifting and mauling him.

The Elders’ Reactions – Divided Entertainment

Traditionalists look appalled at the mere suggestion.

Progressives hum, actually considering it.

Inko sighs, rubbing her temples. "Why are you like this, Touya?"

Izuku, scribbling notes: "Fascinating… social dynamics under pressure…"

The Aftermath – A Rivalry Now Fueled by Gossip

Touya, amused, keeps "accidentally" sitting near her just to watch her steam in silence.

The younger dragons start placing bets on whether they’ll actually end up together or kill each other first.

Endeavor, overhearing the rumors: "Hm. Strong offspring… interesting." (Touya immediately regrets everything.)

Final Thought

Ryuko will get revenge.

And Touya?

He’s having the time of his life.

Dabi Hears About the Chaos – And Finds It Hilarious

Shigaraki, scrolling on his phone: "Hey. Your brother’s trending."

Dabi: "Which one?"

Shigaraki: "The one you hate slightly less."

Dabi grabs the phone, reads the gossip forums, and—

Dabi wheezes. "NO. FUCKING. WAY."

He immediately calls Touya.

The Phone Call – Sibling Torment at Its Finest

Touya, deadpan: "Hilarious. Hang up."

Dabi, cackling: "Nah, nah, I gotta know—is she into the whole ‘brooding, scarred, emotionally stunted’ thing, or did the elders just force her?"

Touya: "I’m hanging up."

Dabi: "WAIT—tell me if she breathes fire in bed or if that’s just—"

Touya hangs up. Dabi laughs so hard he falls off the couch.

Katsuki Crashes a Dragon Event – "What’s Up, Extras?!"

Security Dragon: "This is a private—"

Katsuki, already walking past: "Yeah, yeah, fuck your traditions. Where’s Deku?"

Katsuki vs. Dragon Etiquette – A Disaster in Real Time

He challenges a dragon quirk user to an arm-wrestling match—and wins, to everyone’s shock.

An elder scoffs at him, calling him "a noisy little firecracker."

Katsuki, grinning: "Old hag, I’ll show you a fuckin’ firecracker."

He lets off an explosion in the courtyard, rattling the lanterns.

The Fallout – Katsuki Gets a New Rival

Touya is amused. "Oh, this’ll be good."

Katsuki spots Shoto. "Half-n-Half! Fight me!"

Shoto, sipping tea: "No."

An elder, fed up, challenges Katsuki to a formal fire duel to "teach him respect."

Katsuki’s response: "HAH! FINALLY SOMEONE WITH BALLS!"

The Duel – Explosions vs. Dragonfire

The elder underestimates him—until he lands a point-blank explosion at her feet, knocking her back.

The crowd is stunned. No outsider has ever won a duel on their first try.

Katsuki, panting but smug: "That all you got?!"

The Aftermath – Katsuki Earns… Something

Ryuko is now personally invested in kicking his ass.

Touya claps slowly. "Congrats, Boom Boy. You just became their new problem."

Izuku, vibrating in the background: "Kacchan that was AMAZING—"

Final Scene – Dabi Shows Up Just to Laugh

Dabi, to Touya: "So. When’s the wedding?"

Touya: "I’m leaving."

Ryuko: "I’m murdering him."

Katsuki: "FUCK ALL OF THIS, I’M OUT."

Izuku, still taking notes: "This is the best day of my life."

Final Thought:

Then Touya, Izuku, Katsuki, and Dabi happened.

Now it’s just reality TV with scales.

Dabi’s Dragon Quirk Gossip Blog – “Wyvern Weekly”

Thus, Wyvern Weekly is born—a semi-anonymous, heavily sarcastic blog dedicated to dragon quirk scandals, rumors, and roasting the hell out of Touya.

Latest Headlines:

"Ryuko Tatsuma’s Kill Count (For Touya Todoroki): 37 Attempts, 0 Successes – We’re Rooting For You, Girl!"

"Exclusive Poll: 68% of Dragon Clan Youth Think Touya’s ‘Smirk’ Should Be Classified As a Public Nuisance"

Touya’s Reaction:

He blocks Dabi’s number.

Then he sends a flaming death threat via carrier pigeon.

Dabi posts the burnt letter on the blog with the caption: "Aww, He Cares!"

Shoto Gets Mistaken for a Potential Suitor – Ice Meets Fire (Literally)

The Setup:

Silence.

Shoto, sipping tea: "No."

The Elders Press Further:

"Imagine a child with your quirk and a full dragon’s form!"

"We have several fine young women—"

Shoto’s Response:

"I’m here for the food. Not this."

The Fallout:

Touya laughs so hard he chokes.

Endeavor, overhearing: "Hm. Strategic alliances…"

Shoto, already walking away: "I’m leaving."

Meanwhile, Katsuki’s New Reputation – “The Explosive Menace”

Ryuko challenges him to a rematch (she’s still salty about his duel win).

Katsuki’s response: "Bring it, Lizard Breath."

Dabi’s Blog Update – “Todoroki Family Drama: Now With More Ice”

Bonus Poll: "Which Todoroki sibling is the worst? Vote now!" (Touya is currently winning.)

Final Thought:

Now it’s just a soap opera with scales.

All Might Chaperones Dragon Gatherings – Dad Might Overload

His Grand Entrance:

The elders freeze mid-sip. One whispers, "Oh no, he’s back."

Izuku, mid-bite into a dumpling, chokes. "A-All Might?! What are you—"

All Might, booming: "I AM HERE… TO SUPERVISE."*

His Dad Agenda:

Glares at any elder who even looks at Shoto or Katsuki for too long.

Accidentally crushes a ceremonial gong when someone mentions "bloodlines."

Inko sighs but secretly finds it endearing.

Ryuko, muttering: "This is the most embarrassing protection detail I’ve ever seen."

Rei Todoroki Shows Up – The Silent Queen Arrives

Her Impact:

She doesn’t raise her voice. She doesn’t need to. Her calm, icy stare does all the talking.

An elder nervously offers her tea. Rei accepts it with a smile that somehow feels threatening.

The Conversation:

Why Everyone Respects Her:

Her frost dragon heritage (however distant) gives her unexpected clout.

Shoto stands a little taller beside her.

Dabi’s Blog Later:

Dabi Gets a Sponsorship Deal – Chaos Reigns

The Offer:

A monthly column: "Todoroki Watch."

Merchandise. (Sample mug: "I Survived the Dragon Drama and All I Got Was This Lousy Scandal.")

Touya’s Reaction:

Dabi’s response: "Looking forward to the exclusive!" (Attaches a screenshot of the sponsorship check.)

The First Sponsored Article:

"That time he set his own cape on fire during training (allegedly on purpose)."

"His ongoing ‘will-they-won’t-they’ with Ryuko, which is just ‘they won’t (because she’ll murder him).’"

"The face he makes when someone calls him ‘pretty.’ (Priceless.)"

Public Reaction:

Katsuki buys five mugs just to spite Touya.

Shoto anonymously submits a tip: "He still sleeps with a childhood All Might plush."

All Might, seeing the merch: "Young Dabi… please stop."

Current State of the Dragon Quirk Community:

Rei has been unofficially promoted to "Head of Common Sense."

Dabi is making bank off the chaos.

Touya is one more gossip post away from committing arson.

Izuku is still taking notes.

Final Thought:

And honestly?

No one wants it to.

Dabi Interviews All Might – The Most Chaotic Podcast Episode Ever

The Setup:

All Might arrives in his skinny form, thinking this will be a serious discussion about hero ethics.

Dabi immediately ruins this by opening with: "So. How does it feel knowing your successor almost got sold off to a dragon cult?"

Highlights from the Interview:

All Might: "I—Young Midoriya was NOT ‘sold off’—!"

Dabi: "Sure, sure. But hypothetically, if he had to marry a dragon girl, who’s your pick? Ryuko or one of the cousins?"

All Might, coughing blood: "THAT IS NOT—"

On Dragon Quirk Politics:

Dabi: "You ever think about how Endeavor’s kids are basically dragon-adjacent now? Wild, right?"

All Might: "I… suppose Young Todoroki’s heritage is… fascinating?"

Dabi: "Fascinating. That’s one word for it." (Leans in.) "I call it ‘hilarious.’"

On Touya’s Reputation:

All Might, trying to be diplomatic: "Young Todoroki is a… spirited individual."

Dabi: "Wow. That’s the nicest way anyone’s ever said ‘he’s a little shit.’"

Final Question:

Dabi: "Alright, real talk—if you had to fight a dragon quirk user, who’s your worst matchup? Ryuko? Touya? …Rei?"*

All Might, sweating: "I AM A SYMBOL OF PEACE. I DO NOT PICK FIGHTS."

Dabi, smirking: "So it’s Rei. Noted."

Aftermath:

Touya sends Dabi a single text: "I’m telling Mom."

All Might institutes a new rule: "No more interviews with villains. Especially not ones related to me."

Endeavor Tries to "Network" at a Gathering – It Goes Poorly

His Strategy (or Lack Thereof):

He attempts small talk:

"Your fire techniques are… adequate." (This is the highest praise he knows how to give.)

He insults the tea:

"This is weak. My son’s ice is stronger."

The Fallout:

Rei facepalms from across the room.

Touya, watching: "This is the greatest day of my life."

Shoto, sipping his own tea: "I’m disowning myself."

The Challenge:

It is not. The elder he insulted unleashes a flame technique not seen in centuries.

Endeavor wins, but only because his raw power overwhelms precision.

The elders are now more offended.

Dabi’s Blog Update:

Katsuki Gets a Fanclub – The Explosive Heartthrob

Dabi’s Blog Update:

Dabi Gets a Talk Show – "Wyvern Tonight with Dabi"

The Premiere Episode:

Segment 1: "Todoroki Trauma Rankings" (Live poll: Which sibling has the worst life?).

Segment 2: "Ask a Dragon Quirk User"* (Featuring Touya, who was tricked into appearing.)

Dabi: "So. How’s it feel knowing Ryuko hates you?"

Touya: "I’m leaving."

Dabi: "Audience, that’s another point for ‘Touya Suffering.’"

Segment 3: "All Might Interview Outtakes"* (Mostly just All Might coughing blood.)

The Aftermath:

Hawks becomes a recurring guest (for the vibes).

The dragon elders are horrified but secretly watching.

Current State of the Dragon Quirk World:

All Might and Rei are the unofficial rulers of dragon gatherings.

Dabi’s talk show is the highest-rated villain program in history.

Katsuki’s fanclub has merch now (against his will).

Izuku is still taking notes.

Final Thought:

And honestly?

It’s better this way.

Endeavor Crashes Dabi’s Show – A Family Disaster Live on Air

He storms onto the set of Wyvern Tonight mid-broadcast.

The Chaos Unfolds:

Endeavor, in full hero costume: "DABI. WE NEED TO TALK."

Hawks, lounging on the guest couch: "This is the best day of my life."

The "Interview" That Follows:

Dabi’s response: "Cool. Anyway, audience, let’s vote: Worst Todoroki Parent—Enji or this guy?" (Cue live poll results.)

Endeavor accidentally sets the studio on fire when Dabi mentions Rei’s dragon heritage.

Hawks, fanning the flames with his wings: "Y’know, for a fire guy, you’re real bad at controlling your temper."

Touya, watching from backstage: "I’m gonna frame this episode and hang it in my room."

The Aftermath:

Rei sends a single text to Dabi: "Thank you."

All Might, watching the clip: "…I should call Enji." (He does not.)

Katsuki’s Fanclub vs. Ryuko’s Cousins – The Battle of the Hotheads

The Spark:

KBAS President (a fiery 16-year-old): "AT LEAST HE’S NOT A STUCK-UP LIZARD."

The Fight:

Katsuki, arriving mid-battle: "THE HELL?! WHO SAID YOU COULD USE MY NAME FOR THIS?!"

Ryuko, diving in to break it up: "I WILL END ALL OF YOU."

The Aftermath:

Ryuko’s cousins gain grudging respect for the KBAS’s sheer audacity.

Touya, watching the footage: "I’m so proud of this generation."

All Might & Rei’s "Peace Summit" – A Tea Party of Doom

The Setup:

Mandatory attendance for all key troublemakers (Touya, Ryuko, Katsuki, Dabi).

The Rules:

No gossip.

No mentioning Endeavor.

What Actually Happens:

Rei freezes his tea. "Try again."

Dabi, whispering to Hawks: "This is the most tense tea party I’ve ever seen."

All Might, sweating: "HA HA! LET’S ALL… HAVE SOME CAKE?"

The Only Victory:

Touya’s Flirt-and-Flee Tactics – Chaos as a Courtship Strategy

The Play:

Ryuko’s eye twitches. "I will peel your scales off."

Touya, winking at her cousins: "See how she blushes?"

Ryuko’s cousins are horrified/impressed.

Touya then bolts before she can murder him, leaving a room full of furious women in his wake.

The Fallout:

Her cousins start placing bets on how long he’ll survive.

Izuku, scribbling notes: "Fascinating social dynamics…"

Dabi, live-tweeting: "My brother is either a genius or an idiot. No in-between."

Current State of the Dragon Quirk World:

Katsuki’s fanclub has a new rival faction (Team Ryuko).

All Might and Rei need a vacation.

Touya is running for his life (and loving it).

Dabi’s ratings have never been higher.

Final Thought:

Now it’s just a reality TV show with scales and fire.

And honestly?

We wouldn’t have it any other way.

Shoto Gets a Sponsorship Deal – The Ice Prince of Ice Cream

The Pitch:

Slogan: "Hot Fire, Cold Comfort."

Shoto’s reaction: "Do I have to do anything?"

Brand rep: "Just… eat ice cream and look unimpressed."

Shoto: "I can do that."

The Commercial:

Voiceover: "When the world is too hot… freeze it."

Endeavor, watching at home: "…This is not what I meant by ‘branding.’"

The Aftermath:

Katsuki is furious that "IcyHot gets free dessert while I’m out here fighting extras!"

Dabi’s talk show does a taste-test segment. (Verdict: "Too sweet. Just like Shoto’s life.")

Hawks Starts a Dragon-Quirk Dating Show – "Wings of Desire"

The Premise:

Twist: The bachelor is Touya (who was tricked into signing up).

Second twist: Ryuko is a last-minute addition (as a "challenge contestant").

Highlights:

"I’m here against my will. Let’s make this painful for everyone."

Ryuko’s Entrance:

She flames on immediately, glaring at Touya. "This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done."

The Challenges:

"Flame Compatibility Test" (Touya and Ryuko set the obstacle course on fire).

"Treasure Hoard Seduction" (Contestants try to impress Touya with shiny objects; he steals them all).

The Finale:

Touya, forced to choose a winner, picks Ryuko just to piss her off.

Ryuko chases him off the set. The credits roll over explosions in the background.

The Aftermath:

Touya and Ryuko are now legally banned from dating shows.

Hawks starts planning season 2. (Rumored bachelor: Katsuki.)

Izuku Accidentally Becomes the Voice of Reason – The Only Sane Man

How It Happens:

"Our traditions are crumbling! The youth are out of control!"

Izuku, nervously: "Maybe if you, uh, listened to them instead of forcing arranged marriages…?"

Silence. Then: "…Noted."

The Touya-Ryuko Feud:

Izuku: "Have you considered, uh, not provoking each other?"

Touya & Ryuko, in unison: "No."

The Katsuki Fanclub War:

Izuku: "Maybe channel this energy into, um, training instead of fighting?"

KBAS & Ryuko’s cousins: "…That’s actually not a bad idea."

The Irony:

But they all quote him later like he’s some wise sage.

All Might tears up. "That’s my boy."

Current State of the Dragon-Quirk World:

Hawks and Dabi are reality TV kings.

Izuku is the accidental philosopher of chaos.

Touya and Ryuko are in a feud so intense it has its own merch.

Katsuki is dreading his upcoming dating show season.

Final Thought:

Now it’s a multimedia empire with scales and daddy issues.

And honestly?

We’re all invested.

Dabi’s Talk Show Hits Peak Chaos – "Wyvern Tonight: Shipping Wars Special" (Live)

Dabi: "What the—HAWKS. EXPLAIN."

Hawks, grinning: "Oh, you haven’t seen the other folders?"

Cue: A MONTAGE OF FANART PROJECTED ON LIVE TV

The Fanart Slideshow (Live Studio Audience Gasps)

Touya/Ryuko: "Burn Me Slowly" (A shirtless Touya pinned under Ryuko’s clawed foot.)

Endeavor/All Might: "Symbol of Love" (All Might carrying Endeavor bridal-style through a field of sunflowers.)

Endeavor (watching from home): "I WILL SUE."

All Might (choking on tea): "I—YOUNG MIDORIYA, DELETE THAT."

The Studio Descends Into Madness

Dabi, unfazed: "Yeah, sure, why not. Bear’s a guest now."

Hawks feeds it salmon. "This is my emotional support bear."

Touya (calling in): "IS THAT A BEAR—"

Ryuko (also calling in): "I HATE ALL OF YOU."

Guest Segment: "Rate Your Fanart"

Dabi: "This is a war crime."

Hawks: "I’d frame it."

Touya & Ryuko:

Touya: "I look good, at least."

Ryuko: "I’m burning the internet down."

Endeavor & All Might:

Endeavor (prerecorded): "ABSOLUTELY NOT."

All Might (also prerecorded): "I AM FLATTERED BUT CONFUSED."

The Bear’s Big Moment

Hawks tries to interview it. "So. Thoughts on shipping culture?"

The bear roars.

Dabi nods. "Valid."

Finale: The Bear Joins a Ship

Dabi tweets it. "New OT3 just dropped."

Endeavor’s lawyer sends 12 cease-and-desist letters.

The bear gets its own fanclub within minutes.

Aftermath:

Dabi trends for 72 hours straight.

Touya sends Ryuko a framed print of their fanart. (She burns it. Then burns his doorstep.)

Izuku, watching from UA: "I need to lie down."

Final Thought:

And we’re all just along for the ride.

"Bear With Me" – The Unexpected Spin-Off Show

Hawks, ever the opportunist, secures a wildlife network deal for:

"BEAR WITH ME" – A TALK SHOW HOSTED BY A LITERAL BEAR

Set Design: A forest-themed studio, complete with a honey fountain and salmon buffet.

First Guest: Katsuki Bakugou (who was tricked into appearing under the promise of "combat training").

Highlights from Episode 1:

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! I’M NOT DOING THIS SHT!"*

Bear response: [Snorts, knocks over a table]

Hawks (off-screen, cackling): "This is the best thing I’ve ever funded."

The bear "interviews" Katsuki by stealing his gauntlets and growling at the camera.

Final segment: The bear votes Katsuki "Most Explosive Guest" (by flipping a table labeled "Katsuki" into a fire pit).

Audience Reaction:

Dabi tweets: "Finally, a talk show host smarter than Endeavor."

Katsuki storms off set, vowing revenge.

Endeavor vs. The Bear – "Defamation Lawsuit" Arc

The Lawsuit (A Masterpiece of Petty):

Demands:

The bear must issue a public apology.

All footage of Endeavor must be removed.

Hawks must "cease all bear-related activities."

The Courtroom Drama:

Endeavor: "IT REPRESENTS A SLANDEROUS PORTRAYAL OF MY CHARACTER."

Hawks (defense attorney, wearing a bear onesie): "Your Honor, my client pleads 'not guilty' by reason of 'being a bear.'"

The bear, brought into court: [Takes a nap on the witness stand]

The Verdict:

The bear is awarded "legal personhood" for the day.

Endeavor is ordered to pay a "salmon restitution fee" to the bear.

The Aftermath – A New Era of Chaos

Endeavor’s reputation is in shambles (even All Might sends him a condolence card).

Hawks starts a "Free the Bear" merch line.

Dabi, watching from afar: "This is the greatest legal defeat in history."

Meanwhile, in the Dragon-Quirk World:

Shoto’s ice cream brand releases a "Bear Claw Crunch" flavor.

Izuku starts a "Quirk Analysis: Bears vs. Heroes" notebook.

Final Thought:

Everyone else just lives in its world now.

All For One on Wyvern Tonight – The Villain’s Existential Crisis (Live Episode)

The Setup:

Special Guests: The bear (now wearing a tiny crown), Hawks, and All For One’s floating head on a screen.

Dabi’s intro: "Tonight—we break the internet. Again."

Segment 1: "All For One Reacts to Dragon-Quirk Drama"

Cue: A MONTAGE OF HIGHLIGHTS

Touya and Ryuko’s feud.

Shoto’s ice cream empire.

Endeavor suing a bear.

The shipping fanart (especially the Endeavor/All Might one).

All For One’s Reaction:

Silence. Then: "…What is wrong with all of you?"

Dabi: "That’s the spirit! Now, let’s dive deeper."

Segment 2: "Rate the Fanart" (Now with All For One)

Touya/Ryuko fanart.

AFO: "This is why I stayed underground."

Endeavor/All Might "Symbol of Love."

AFO: "I would like to return to my cell now."

Hawks/Dabi "Enemies to Lovers."

AFO: "This is worse than Tartarus."

Hawks, grinning: "Aw, don’t be shy—where’s your ship art?"

Segment 3: "All For One vs. The Bear" (Live Debate)

Final Segment: "All For One’s Verdict"

Aftermath:

All For One’s lawyer sends a second cease-and-desist.

Touya texts Dabi: "You’re insane. I love it."

The bear gets a sponsorship deal with a salmon company.

Final Thought:

Nobody is safe.

"Yogi the Chaos Bear Runs for Public Office – A Campaign Like No Other"

Campaign Promises:

Mandatory bear hugs as a national greeting.

Legal recognition of "bear rights."

Immediate resignation of Endeavor from the hero rankings.

Public Reaction:

Hawks becomes his campaign manager, citing "better work-life balance than heroics."

Endeavor tries to debate him but is booed offstage when Yogi takes a nap mid-speech.

Dabi’s Headline:

Rei Adopts the Bear – The Todoroki Family Expands

The Family Dynamic:

Touya teaches him arson. "Good bear."

Endeavor is banned from the house after attempting to "train" Yogi. (The bear steals his wallet and burns it.)

Dabi’s Blog Update:

Katsuki’s Rematch – The Battle of Pride vs. Claws

The Fight:

Round 2: Yogi pats Katsuki’s head, knocking him over.

Round 3: Katsuki rages, tries a flying kick—Yogi catches him midair and hugs him.

The Aftermath:

Katsuki is stuck in a bear hug for 10 minutes while Hawks films it.

Yogi licks his hair. Katsuki screams into the void.

Dabi’s Live Poll: "Who won?"

92% vote for Yogi.

8% vote "Katsuki’s dignity is dead."

Current State of Japan:

Rei’s home is now a bear sanctuary.

Katsuki has sworn off fighting wildlife. (For now.)

All For One watches from prison: "…I give up."

Final Thought:

And we’re all just living in it.

"PAWS & VILLAINY: A Buddy Cop Movie Like No Other"

Plot Summary:

Their mission? Take down a shadowy organization smuggling illegal honey (and also maybe Quirks, but mostly honey).

Key Scenes:

The Forced Partnership

AFO, holding his "temporary hero license": "This is my villain origin story."

Yogi, already eating the evidence (a honey jar): [Happy growling]

The Interrogation Gone Wrong

AFO, using intimidation: "I will erase your Quirk."

Yogi, using his tactics: [Drops a beehive on the suspect]

Suspect, screaming: "OKAY OKAY I DID IT!"

The Car Chase

Yogi hangs out the window, swiping at pedestrians’ ice cream cones.

Hawks (pursuing them on comms): "You’re supposed to be chasing them, not—OH MY GOD IS THAT BEAR WEARING SUNGLASSES?!"

The Climax: Honey Heist Showdown

AFO, sighing: "I don’t even care about the honey—"

Yogi, eyes glowing: [Launches himself at the honey vault]

Explosions. So many explosions.

Critical Reception:

Endeavor’s Review: "I walked out." (He did not. He stayed for the whole thing.)

Dabi’s Blog: "Finally, a film where the bear is the smartest character."

Post-Credits Scene:

Yogi, on a yacht made of honey jars: [Thumbs up]

Final Thought:

Yet here we are.

Oscar buzz begins.

"PAWS & VILLAINY 2: HONEY VS. CRIME"

Plot Summary:

Their mission? Stop Endeavor’s illegal "Anti-Bear Task Force" (and also uncover his secret black-market honey operation).

Key Scenes:

The Reluctant Reunion

Yogi (breaking him out with a honey-covered forklift): [Happy roar]

Hawks (watching security footage): "This is the greatest day of my life."

The Training Montage

Yogi responds by setting a warehouse on fire.

AFO, staring into the void: "Why did I escape prison for this?"

The Undercover Mission

Endeavor (suspicious): "Why does this bear have a criminal record?"

Yogi (wearing a tiny lab coat): [Innocent growl]

AFO (disguised as a janitor): "Just pet the damn bear."

The Final Showdown

Endeavor: "You’ll never take my honey!"

AFO: "I don’t even want it—"

Yogi: [Activates "Final Bear Form"] (Aka, he gets really big and shiny for no reason.)

Explosions. More explosions.

Post-Credits Scene:

Yogi, crowned "Supreme Ruler of Honey": [Throws salmon at the camera]

Critical Reception:

Dabi’s Blog: "Endeavor’s acting is worse than his parenting."

Katsuki (forced to watch): "IF THAT DAMN BEAR CAN BE A HERO, SO CAN I!"

Shoto (eating ice cream): "This is fine."

Final Thought:

Oscars? More like Paw-scars.

Wyvern Tonight: The Eric André Chaos Special (Live)

Segment 1: Eric André’s Grand Entrance

Eric André bursts through a fake wall dressed as a dragon-quirk elder, screaming:

Hawks, already regretting everything: "Oh no."

Yogi the Bear (back for revenge): [Tackles Eric into a table]

Segment 2: The Interview That Shouldn’t Have Happened

Eric turns to the audience: "Y’all see this sexual tension?! This is why the internet ships it!"

Segment 3: Touya’s Nuclear Option

Touya, with zero warning, GRABS HER FACE AND KISSES HER.

The studio ERUPTS.

Ryuko’s eyes FLAME ON. "I WILL END YOU—"

Touya, dodging a fireball: "Worth it."

Eric André (ecstatic): "THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

Hawks (filming on his phone): "This is going on the wedding slideshow."

Dabi’s Live Poll:

87% vote: "Both. Definitely both."

Segment 4: Ryuko’s Revenge (Live On Air)

Touya, still grinning, leaps out a window.

Eric André (getting trampled): "I’VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE!"

Yogi the Bear steals the camera and starts growling into it.

Aftermath:

Touya is officially banned from all future gatherings (he doesn’t care).

Ryuko sends him a single text: "You’re dead." (He sends back a winking emoji.)

Eric André is invited back next week.

Dabi’s blog crashes from traffic.

Final Thought:

It was about the chaos.

And Touya won.

"THE DRAGON PRANKS SHOW" – Hosted by Eric André

Premise:

Guaranteed Results:

Property damage.

Emotional trauma.

At least one elder questioning their life choices.

Episode 1: "Touya vs. Ryuko: The Prank War"

Execution:

Ryuko receives a scroll: "By order of the council, you are betrothed to Todoroki Touya."

Touya (in on it): "Guess we’re stuck together, sweetheart."

Result:

Ryuko sets the scroll on fire.

Touya fake-sobs: "You’ve wounded me."

Eric (dressed as a priest): "Do you take this arsonist to be your lawfully wedded—"*

Ryuko chases him with a flaming chair.

Prank #2: "All Might’s Secret Love Child"

Execution:

Photoshopped baby pictures of Yogi with All Might’s hair.

Fake interview with "Auntie Inko": "Oh yes, they were very… close."

Result:

All Might chokes on his protein shake.

Rei stares blankly at Eric. "I will freeze you to this chair."

Yogi gets a DNA test live on air. (It’s inconclusive.)

Episode 2: "Endeavor’s Worst Day"

Execution:

Hawks "delivers the news" in tears. "I’m so sorry, sir… the public has spoken."

Result:

Endeavor sets the letter on fire.

Yogi is awarded a "#1 Hero" sash and wears it proudly.

Prank #2: "Dabi’s Apology Tour"

Execution:

Fake trending hashtag: *#DabiSaysSorry

Dabi’s reaction: "WHAT THE F—"

Hawks (cackling): "This is my villain origin story."

Episode 3: "The Bear Runs for President (Again)"

Highlights:

Campaign ad: "A vote for Yogi is a vote for more salmon."

Debate against Endeavor: Yogi roars every time Endeavor speaks.

Final poll results: Yogi wins by a landslide.

Aftermath:

Touya becomes a recurring guest (he loves the chaos).

Ryuko starts a "No-Prank Zone" around herself. (It doesn’t work.)

Yogi gets his own political podcast.

Final Thought:

But the bear was.

"The Dragon Prank War Escalates – Ryuko Declares Clan War on Touya (Live on The Dragon Pranks Show)"

The Setup:

Touya drops a bombshell announcement—while Ryuko is mid-rant about their feud.

The Scene: Live Studio Meltdown

Touya (deadpan, hand on stomach): "Yeah, about that… you might wanna sit down for this."

Ryuko (freezing): "What."

Touya (sighs dramatically): "I’m pregnant. And, uh… you’re the father."

Silence.

Then—the studio ERUPTS.

Eric André (falling out of his chair): "OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD."

Hawks (spitting out his drink): "WAIT, HOW DOES THAT EVEN—"

Dabi (wheezing off-camera): "I’M CALLING ENDEAVOR. HE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS."

Yogi the Bear (holding a tiny "Congrats!" sign): [Happy growling]

Ryuko’s Reaction:

Her flames go WHITE-HOT.

Her dragon form starts involuntarily flickering in and out.

Her voice is pure murder: "YOU LYING, SMIRKING, DISGUSTING—"

Touya (grinning): "Guess we’re really stuck together now."

The Fallout:

"THE TATSUMA CLAN DEMANDS BLOOD! NO MERCY, NO PRISONERS!"

Her cousins immediately start chanting. "WAR! WAR! WAR!"

Touya’s Fake Ultrasound:

Eric André rushes in with a sonogram of a tiny dragon-wyvern hybrid.

Touya (fake-crying): "Look at our little hellspawn."

The Elders’ Response:

Traditionalists: "This is an OUTRAGE!"

Progressives: "Actually, this could strengthen the bloodline—"

Rei (watching from home): "I’m adopting the bear instead."

Dabi’s Live Blog Update:

"BREAKING: Touya Todoroki Just Won the Prank War (And Maybe Started a Real War)."

The Reveal:

"PSYCH! Touya’s not actually pregnant… unless…?" (Cue dramatic music.)

Touya (shrugging): "I mean, weirder things have happened."

Ryuko (now in full dragon form, breathing fire): "I DON’T CARE IF IT’S FAKE. YOU’RE STILL DEAD."

Aftermath:

Touya trends for 72 hours straight.

Ryuko’s clan sends a formal "Declaration of War" scroll to the Todoroki estate. (Endeavor burns it unread.)

Yogi the Bear starts selling "Team Baby Wyvern" merch.

Final Thought:

But thank god he does.

"The Dragon Pranks Show: All For One's Prison Nightmare"

The Setup:

Method:

Hacks into Tartarus’s PA system (with Hawks’ totally legal help).

Dresses as a guard (badly).

Brings Yogi the Bear as "backup."

The Prank: "All For One’s New Cellmate"

All For One (skeptical): "I am in solitary confinement."

Eric: "Not anymore! Meet your new buddy!"

Step 2: Yogi’s Grand Entrance

All For One: "…What is this."

Yogi: [Drops the salmon at AFO’s feet. Stares.]

Eric (over loudspeaker): "CONGRATS, DAD! YOU’RE NOW LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BEAR!"

Step 3: The "Prison Reform" Announcement

All For One: [Silent existential crisis.]

Step 4: The Fake Escape Plot

Step 1: "Distract guards with bear."

Step 2: "Dig hole with spoon (???)"

Step 3: "Profit."

All For One (reading it): "This is the worst plan I’ve ever seen."

Yogi: [Nods sagely.]

The Climax: "Tartarus Talent Show"

All For One’s "Talent":

Attempts to intimidate the audience.

Yogi interrupts by juggling salmon.

Inmates vote Yogi the winner.

Prize: AFO’s mask gets replaced with a bear onesie.

The Aftermath:

Yogi is banned from Tartarus (but gets a key to the city for "improving prisoner morale").

Dabi’s blog crashes from too many hits.

Hawks is now on a watchlist.

Final Thought:

Nobody is.

Post-Credits Reveal: "It Was All a Eric André Show Special"

The screen cuts to black. Then—

"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’VE JUST WATCHED A ERIC ANDRÉ SHOW SPECIAL!"

Text on screen: "None of this was real. (Probably.)"

Reactions Across Japan

UA Class 1-A: Pure Chaos

Izuku: "W-Wait… so Touya wasn’t actually pregnant?! BUT THE ULTRASOUND—" (Already writing a 10-page analysis on "The Sociological Impact of Pranks on Hero Society.")

Katsuki: "THAT DAMN BEAR WAS FAKE TOO?! I LOST TO A CGI ABOMINATION?!" (Inconsolable.)

Shoto: "Hm. I liked the ice cream ad." (Unbothered.)

Mina & Kaminari: "WE WERE ROOTING FOR TOUYA AND RYUKO!!" (Dramatically sobbing.)

Jirou: "I need to lie down."

UA Faculty: Mixed Horror

Aizawa: "I’m expelling everyone involved. Even the bear."

Nedzu: "Fascinating! I should invite Eric André to UA for a lecture." (Aizawa immediately quits.)

All Might: "THANK GOODNESS IT WASN’T REAL—wait, did they use my actual likeness?!" (Panics about copyright.)

Pro Heroes: Existential Dread

Ryukyu (Ryuko): "I’m suing. I’m suing everyone." (Her agency is already drafting legal papers.)

Nejire: "Aww, but the fake baby was cute! Can we make it real?!"

Hawks (who was in on it): "Worth it." (Grins as the HPSC screams at him over the phone.)

Endeavor: "I knew that bear was unnatural." (Still bitter about the rankings prank.)

League of Villains: Unhinged Responses

Dabi: "I knew it was too good to be true… but damn, I wish it was real." (Secretly saves the footage to watch later.)

Shigaraki: "I don’t care if it was fake. That bear deserves to rule Japan."

Toga: "Aww, I wanted to babysit the dragon-wyvern baby!"

Twice: "THIS WAS GENIUS! / THIS WAS TERRIBLE!"

The Aftermath:

Eric André flees Japan (to avoid Ryuko’s wrath).

Yogi the Bear becomes a meme (and gets a cameo in a Real Heroes movie).

Touya sends Ryuko a "Baby’s First Clan War" onesie. (She burns it. Then burns his favorite jacket. Allegedly.)

All For One requests a new prison. (Denied.)

Final Scene:

Post-Credits Tease:

Final Thought:

10/10. Would prank again.

1 note · View note