machinesympathizer

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I'll bring DVDs with House MD on them, and I'll also bring my giant eyeshadow palette. Might as well bring the silly checkerboard race flag too.

@dumpster-dog @its-never-lupus-you-id10t @chaoinsurgency @banana-together @vampisn00dle @thesunnys1deup @o5verwatcher-6 @unmotivatedartistry

Moot party!!

idk how to do these so reblog and tag ur moots/besties :3

i’ll start

@boingodigitalart @gummygoatgalaxy @morbidravez @thewarnerssister @20thcls @weblena-for-life @r4wr-c0r3zz @alex31624 @cinabonsticks

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Y'all ever just be in the middle of a conversation and then suddenly—

...

Mentally "Where am I?"

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Special interest so good you can literally replicate the character's voices in your head.

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Tell me why I got asked "Why are you always on drugs?"

My demon who birthed me Mom literally asked me that and mind you, 1) I'm a minor, 2) I have never taken recreational drugs, 3) The only stuff I take is medicine for headaches or period cramps because my parents refuse to go get me tested for any sort of mental illness/physical/neurological stuff.

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Mine's MachineSympathizer, so....

Either I end up eating a person who sympathizes with machines, eat a machine, or cannibalize myself.

Am I screwed, gang?

SweetHoneyRose... Soo Honey and Rose...

What 2 bad I think...

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Guys, I think I'm onto something—

I'm wheezing rn.

Website name for y'all to try for the men vs gorilla thingymabobber: menvsgorilla.com

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Made a poll about House and what bands he might listen to. Here's the results.

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Do you know… the muffin man?

The muffin man?!

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Pride Month Goals fr.

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I'm one of your moots but I'm so scared to message you cuz you seem really cool😭

Awww. Thanks, pal. You're really cool too, whichever one you are! Have a free meme too. The meme isn't mine.

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You know how Capcut is making everything Pro now? Let's do something about it!

Let's just boycott (idk if that's the correct word) Capcut by not using any of its pro features. Some people, if willing, can cancel their subscriptions too! Let's recreate the Boston Tea Party, in a way, but with Capcut!

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!

Remember, fellow genderfluid people. We need to all get together and create a flood. Prepare.

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Decided To Make A List Of Things Me and Dr. Gregory House Have In Common (Before I Started Watching House MD).

Yeah, the title of this post isn't lying. Also, I was just stupidly bored. The list is below the cutoff if you're interested:

Wearing Leather Jackets To Events.

Parental Issues. (From what I understand in the show, he doesn't have a good relationship with his parents.)

Loving Puzzles.

Loving Monster Trucks.

Dry Humor.

Avoiding People.

Sometimes Being Too Blunt.

Having A Favorite Object To Fidget With. (I spin pens, he throws tennis balls.)

Liking Musical Instruments.

Having Someone Think We Have A Mental Disorder, Yet It's Not Known If We Have One. (A friend of mine said that I was supposedly "the most autistic person they met." I haven't been diagnosed yet, so I can't agree or disagree with what a friend of mine said.)

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I could literally write an entire essay BY MYSELF, mind you, and put it into an AI Detector/Plagiarizing Detector, and it would Sarah yes, your words are too big and mature for you, so therefore, you are using this or copying this."

BROTHA! I can't help using big words when I speak or type! Those are the first things that come to mind to me. 😢😭💀

"this is DEFINITELY written by AI, I can tell because it uses the writing quirks that AI uses (because it was trained on real people who write with those quirks)"

c'mon dudes we have got to do better than this

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Are you contempt with the amateur surgeon lifestyle?

(You liked my posts related to the game)

-🎀🍮

Hell yeah! We love amateur surgeon 😎

Ignacious Bleed II is the best!

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Wobbuffet! (I'm God's most silly creature, can I join)

im gods weakest faggot

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