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It's fun to think about what a retirement home for millenials will look like.

Pizza pops and pop tarts for meals, bingo is replaced with dnd night, watching reruns of The Big Bang Theory, and setting disputes with Mario Kart matches.

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So, context. I work as a hair stylist, and I audibly said: "Oooh! Let's play 'pin the scissors on the jugular'!"

My coworker just stared at me.

Well played, intrusive thoughts. Well played.

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I love my intrusive thoughts. It's like dealing with a small child that's double-fisting pixie sticks.

Me: Minding my own business.

My Brain: "We should throw ourselves in front of that bus!"

Me: "No, Billy. Maybe next time"

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My drag, in a nutshell...

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My lungs: I breathe for you!

My heart: I pump blood for you!

My liver: I filter your toxins!

My stomach: I digest your food!

My brain: Kill yourself.

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Here are some pics of me in drag... Drink it in!

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Giving me the cold shoulder when I try and take her pic

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Anxiety...

Depression...

And A.D.H.D...

These ingredients were combined to make the perfect dumpster fire. But Professor Plutonium accidentally added another ingredient:

A Butt-ton of GAY!!!

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Hi! I'm a reverse stripper! You pay me money to put clothes back on!

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So, I hate how photogenic my cat is. LOOK AT HER!

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Joining tumblr now is like walking into a room after serious drama.

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Long time fan of Tumblr, first time poster! Hello y'all! Here's a d&d meme to get us started!