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He ignores me like I ignore my studies :/

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Daily reminder that I'm hot

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I didn't especially like old people. The few I had been acquainted with had been either cranky, sluggish, or interested in detailed discussions of bodily discomforts

-Lisa Kleypas

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Dating is like trying to make a meal out of leftovers. Some leftovers, like meat loaf or banana pudding, actually get better when they've had a little time to mature. But others, like doughnuts or pizza, should be thrown out right away. No matter how you try to warm them up, they're never as good as when they were new.

-Lisa Kleypas

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"Calm down"

Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.

-Lisa Kleypas

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“Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.”

- TFIOS (John green)

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I'm the unreliable narrator of my own life

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reblog this if youre a slut for soup season 🥣🍲

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May my followers be able to distinguish between fancy skincare and effective skincare

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The feminine urge to start a dark academia account :D

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Do you ever have that moment when someone says something and time stops for a split second and then there is this pang in your chest and your throat feels tight, eyes prickly. The other person just keeps going on without realising the enormity of what they've said as you die a little bit inside :/ anyone?

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Do you ever come across a line in a novel that slaps so hard that you are yeeted into another dimension???

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I wonder where the term bear hug came from? Like did some person just go up to some bear and hugged them and was pleasantly surprised and was like from now on Imma call this a bear hug and now it is one of the most affectionate gesture we know 🥺

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I just love bears. They are so cool. They can be ferocious and scary and they can be cute and cuddly and warm and huge. and like you can feed them whatever apparently like they eat fish and meat but guess who like berries as well? 🐻 and like one moment you see them in the river catching fish and next you look up and they are climbing a tree?? And have you seen bear cubs🥺 no wonder why kids love their teddy bears so much. Not to mention one of the most loved cartoon character, Winnie the pooh is a ...bear😚

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The masculine urge to disappoint