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why'd they call it "confusion and delay" when "locommotion" was Right. There.
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And so it begins.
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Do none of you own a f𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓸 𝓙𝓾𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮king kettle???

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!
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only a couple months left
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Sock sock shoe shoe this, sock shoe sock shoe that, the real alpha move is sock shoe shoe sock
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it's joever 9000
#its joever#over 9000#im fine#is this anything#imo making an old-new hybrid is better than reviving the old#mammoth meatball core
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Thinking about the lady from 2025
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Writing Prompt:
Most of the world is actually haunted, but more accurately in the sense that it is "inhabited" by the spirits of the dead. There are more dead people than living people, after all. So it's no wonder the ghost experts find ghosts in every haunted house they check, why wouldn't they? That's like finding air in every house!
But one day, they find a house with no trace of paranormal activity.
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every day i slowly realize how Groundhog Day (1993) might've been an allegory for the endless repetitive daily routine of going to class or work
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you know you're stupid and dumb when you don't know you're dumb and stupid
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