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Dreamt i met two little kids named Vaphny Daphny (one name) and Diplet and I said "Are you fucking serious? Those are your fucking names?" And they started crying

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I hope that, whenever Trump dies, I'll first learn about it in this hellsite through the Supernatural meme.

As God intended.

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@dcforgaza prompt: hungover hal jordan for @meownhi!

[ID: Fanart of Oliver Queen, Hal Jordan, and Barry Allen at a Justice League meeting. Oliver pulls out a chair beside Hal and says to him with a cheeky grin, “Morning, Hal. You’re looking good.” Hal slouches in his seat, burying a hand through messy hair, squinting against the overhead lights to look up at Oliver. Little bursts of squeans surround Hal’s head in his hungover daze. Barry worriedly rushes to Hal’s side to give him a paper cup of coffee.]

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The existence of Top Gun implies that there is a Bottom Gun, and I think that's what Hal Jordan is

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Fucking love the Green Lantern comics the Guardians fucking despise Hal and they fire him like every other week but it keeps failing because Hal can literally just make his own damn ring with infinite charge because he’s him and continues on galavanting as a GL across the galaxy not giving a single shit. Sometimes he shows up at their door calling them pussies and daring them to kill him. Like what do you do. You MADE this irritating asshole and he's literally your most skilled Lantern in the entire history of the corps, anyone you send after him get their asses handed to them or go off the grid because they swore loyalty to Hal with a blood pact. They are FORCED to keep employing him. Brilliant stuff happening here.

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Bruce being half asleep, running awake for almost 5 days straight and accidentally mixing his Brucie persona and Batman persona in front of Justice League.

Hal finds him fallen asleep on a desk and shakes him awake. Bruce shoots up and the last thing he remembers was being at some gala (not yet realizing he left the gala for the watchtower at some point) so he dons his best totally wasted Brucie Wayne flirty smile and shoots him towards whoever decided to wake him.

Hal looks at Batman in a cowl and full getup but it can't be Batman cause Batman doesn't smile, he doesn't think he's even capable of that, in fact he can only scowl and brood and there's a bet going on wheter he's some kind of gotham criptid.

and then not even a beat missed batman shoots flirty

"oh thanks handsome, couldn't get any sleep cause of the after-party last night, you know how it is" and sends him suggestive grin.

Hal screams and passes out.

in the morning no one believes him. batman looks at him like he's crazy when he tries to confront him. Hal feels as if he's losing his mind but he knows what he saw.

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been reading green lantern comics recently heres stuff

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more kyle and hal ft lady lanterns

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I was talking with another DC fan and when we were trying to figure out how the fuck Hal was able to enter the Speed Force with its convoluted lore, he suggested that it was because Barry and Hal are so close that the Speed Force just let him in because of it and I LOST IT.

When your homoeroticism with your boy best friend is so bad that a force beyond time and space recognizes it and goes "oh? you're gay? fantastic." and just gives you special treatment because of it while everyone else can get fucked if they decide to even step one centimeter into the Speed Force. I have a six letter word for you Harold and Bartholomew.

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Hal Jordan as a character just makes me incredibly sad. He watched his father die in flight jet crash and yet he still wanted to touch the stars and his mother disowned him for it up until her death. His older brother never understood him and his younger brother chased after Hal’s love the same way Hal chased for his father’s love for his entire life. Hal is filled with such love and admiration and adoration for the JLA and Corps and his family and friends that it drips through the page and stains his footsteps and every decision he makes. He’s sick to his stomach with guilt so acidic it dissolves his teeth because he let fear rot him from the inside out and yet he pushes past it because what does his guilt mean in the grand scheme of things? What does his own pain mean in the face of evil when he can be good and push past it and be better and help? Hal is good and is stained forever by what he did and everything he ever does is to make up for it. He’s the man without fear. Fear is his phantom limb. He loves and loves and loves and it’s never enough.

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kyle and some fucking bum

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lexcorp president lex luthor found disemboweled and there's also a dog

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Justice League of America #7 (2013)

Yes Barry we know how much better you think your boyfriend is compared to literally any other Green Lantern who has ever breathed oxygen now can you just help Simon break in the fucking door.

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barry runs hot + hal is annoying

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the first installment of my t4t childhood friends halbarry au! haven’t quite introduced them to each other yet, but a hair journey is worth a thousand words for now 🏳️‍⚧️

hal is m/f bigender (he/her), barry is a trans man (he/him)

close-ups:

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some things change, some things stay the same

(definitely a transition comparison and not just an excuse to draw halbarry beach dates…)

barry is a trans man (he/him), hal is m/f bigender (he/her)

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IMAGE 1: Fanart of young adult Halbarry on the beach. Barry and Hal are sitting on a towel under the shade of their umbrella as Barry tries to apply aloe vera to his sunburns. A sunhat and totebag lay beside them, and their clothes are damp from the ocean. Barry is soaked from his red swimtrunks to his white T-shirt sleeves, but Hal is dripping from his hair down to his green swimtrunks. Hal leans back on one hand and uses the other to smear a dollop of aloe vera onto Barry’s nose. He snickers when Barry winces and says “It’s not funny!” Hal responds, “Sorry, sorry! Thought you were exaggerating…”, looking at Barry with a fond, unapologetic smile.

IMAGE 2: Fanart of middle-aged Halbarry on the beach. Barry is lying on a towel looking up at Hal lying on top of him. An umbrella hangs over them, but the setting sun creates a rim light against their silhouettes. Barry has a crewcut and is shirtless, showing lightning stretch marks around his arms and waist, wearing red swimtrunks with white side seams. Hal has long shoulder-length hair, graying on the sides, and dangling earrings. She’s wearing a backless swimsuit with a sheer green coverup. Barry looks at her fondly with half-lidded eyes, caressing her arm with one hand and tugging at the hood of her coverup with the other. “Why do you wear this?” he asks. Hal responds, “Hm?”, and Barry elaborates: “It’s not sun- or water-proof.” “What, you don’t like it?” Hal asks. “Only when you make me carry it for you every time you want to swim. And your earrings… And your sunglasses…” Barry trails off. Hal laughs and takes those same sunglasses to tug at Barry’s bottom lip with the temple piece. “And here I was thinking you LIKED making yourself useful….”

IMAGE 3: A comparison piece between younger and older Halbarry. Young adult Barry has short but fluffy hair with wing wisps behind his ears. He is wearing an oversized white T-shirt, red swimtrunks with the drawstrings tied in a bow, and flipflops. He is slathered in sunscreen. Young adult Hal has shorter hair and freckles. She is wearing green swimtrunks with untied drawstrings, but not much else. Barry is carrying a totebag, reaching out to swipe his sunhat back from Hal, and calls her out for it. “C’mon, a little sun won’t kill you,” Hal says with a shit-eating grin. An arrow points at Barry that reads: covers up because pre-op + sunburns easily.

Middle-aged Hal has long shoulder-length hair, graying on the sides, and dangling earrings. He’s wearing a backless green swimsuit with a low neckline, showing off his tanlines. A sheer green coverup is draped over his arms. Beside him is a panel of La Femme Spectre as inspiration for the outfit. Middle-aged Barry has a crewcut and is shirtless, showing lightning stretch marks around his arms and waist, wearing red swimtrunks with white side seams. He’s wearing sandals and carrying a totebag. An arrow points to him that reads: post-op + accelerated healing (yay no more burns!). Barry looks back at Hal with a smile as Hal jokingly flips up her sunglasses in Barry’s direction.

Two arrows point between each Hal, the one for the older reading: casual shore strolling, and the one for the younger reading: swim/surfing. Below that, a note in parenthesis reads: (older Hal wears both).

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saw this trend on twt and so i had to do it.. ik jts messy but if u squint ur eyes .. it renders itself..