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I'm sorry google ai can you repeat that

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Aww nuts

*a horde of clowns holding cartoonishly large hammers sadly squeaks away*

Tomorrow I'll draw something and if I dont you guys can beat me with hammers

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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Tomorrow I'll draw something and if I dont you guys can beat me with hammers

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🌈rice🌈

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happy pride month

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pappy’s rules:

life is for livin’ (moved from three to one)

sunsets are non negotiable

when you die, you’re dead

move your body every day

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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money

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Tomorrow I'll draw something and if I dont you guys can beat me with hammers

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oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

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playing beanie babies quietly by yourself in your room

[the most sinister music imaginable link yes this is the exact song i was playing when my mom found me doing this]

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Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

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The Original Broadway Cast celebrate 10 years of Hamilton at the 2025 Tony Awards (full performance)

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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instead of complaining when u see that an ao3 author has written a bunch of hockey rpf you should read it instead. but watch out