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They keep me in a basement and occasionally come down to show me supernatural memes..

Since they don't give me food I've learned how to preform a photosynthesis to stay alive on the sun light that comes in through the key hole.

Someone please help me

I'm dying from my own joke

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Do you ever realise that something you said would probably sound extreamly weird without any context?

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What the absulute hell is the science behind fart jokes?

I desparately need anwsers because I feel the disapointment rush through my veins when I catch myself giggling at one.

I might be immature but laughing at fart jokes is a whole new level. (No offence to anyone)

Maybe fart jokes are just misunderstood and they have a deeper meaning behind them that only the ones that crack these kinds of jokes every single day understand or maybe it's just a cult.

Fart jokes tore apart my family and stole my will to live.

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There is a point where not even a being stronger then god could help

Guess who's acting like Jesus on the cross while I'm thirsting over That Old Man™

( @neckertheultimate )

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I feel like that relates more to the fans of the show rather than the characters @neckertheultimate

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You are a fucking ghost. A human can't finish supernatural in a life time

My friend Seb was like "If it's about Supernatural and you're saying it, I will believe it."

So me, ever the opportunist, was like "Did you know that there was an episode about a chupacabra??" Which he was surprised about

I of course informed him I lied for shits and giggles, and he said "Well I don't know whether to trust you anymore"

So then I had the genius idea. I said "Did you know that God is bisexual in Supernatural."

The poor bastard doesn't believe me now. Oh you sweet summer child

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I'll burn you

My friend Seb was like "If it's about Supernatural and you're saying it, I will believe it."

So me, ever the opportunist, was like "Did you know that there was an episode about a chupacabra??" Which he was surprised about

I of course informed him I lied for shits and giggles, and he said "Well I don't know whether to trust you anymore"

So then I had the genius idea. I said "Did you know that God is bisexual in Supernatural."

The poor bastard doesn't believe me now. Oh you sweet summer child

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I have been summoned

I feel like that relates more to the fans of the show rather than the characters @neckertheultimate

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I couldn't agree more, me.

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I have an important question

How do you seduce people using french people?

Okay you can scroll now, bye

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I am here to yap and to never stop.

PIGEONS WEREN'T MADE BY THE GOVERMENT TO SPY ON US

(or WERE they? )

So basicly I remember seeing someone say that pigeons are actually drones and if I remember right their reason for thinking such thing was that they've never seen a baby pigeon before.

Well guess what I got to hold in my hand you guys

After holding one in my own hand, I must say they are truly pathetic.

Imagine not being able to open your own eyes and making your parents sit on you because you will die from the cold.

BUT IT WAS STILL COOL TO GET TO HOLD ONE!!!

I love pigeons with my whole heart by the way, even if they are stupid and pathetic until they don't grow feathers. (They don't become any smarter after growing feathers)

-NeckerTheUltimate out-

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People I feel the need to overshare about something that feel like this is a safe place to share on even though it isn't.

Basicly I kept seeing mothman in the corner of my room for some reason like he was just standing there but when I directly looked at him he disapeared. Anyway I just wanted to mention how much he got me through I actually love him for being there and just staring into my soul when no one was 👍

(I found this picture on google. This is around how he looked like exept he had smaller wings)

Also I do realise that all those times I saw him from the corner of my eye might (probably) have been because of staying up too late so I would like to just put a /hj in the end of this post.

Necker The Ultimate out

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Does anyone have any tips? I feel like this seeing device could've came out better but I don't know what I messed up on it

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No introductions. I just eat sand and cry in the corner anyways