nobodyyourandomlysaw
nobodyyourandomlysaw
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i am human have nothing else to say. Just a nobody who you randomly saw on your feed one day
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 1 month ago
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I remember seeing this episode again recently and personally if i saw a goddess like that approach me out of the ocean, i would have a bigger reaction than Jamie or Jamy idk how you spell the guy his name and no questions. A minor blush? Please you would have my mouth wide open, a red face and eyes turning to hearts that's what i call an appropiate reaction.
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 1 month ago
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Is it smut or is it body horror? Today in this essay-
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 2 months ago
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What if there was like a major oil spill but it was just like olive oil and it just floated on the surface of the ocean and for weeks when anyone would swim they'd come covered in it. Wouldn't that be fucked up?
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 2 months ago
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Plenty of fish in the sea but i'm allergic. Can't force shit on me.
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 2 months ago
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Even teeth don't like taking it from behind.
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 2 months ago
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My armpits are crying leave me alone.
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 3 months ago
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100 posts!
I did it! Now what. Looks edible enough i didn't even know this was a milestone.
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 3 months ago
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The real fools are the friends we made along the way. Literaly. Dumbasses at least two. Prime targets.
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 3 months ago
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Why do you as a spoon have such suspicious weight. You will never be chosen like this.
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 3 months ago
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The day just started. Literaly it's 00:17 or something and i just had to explain what banana bread was already to the guy i like. I want him so bad ngl, wanna introduce him to all kinds of food now.
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 3 months ago
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It heard my bad pun and jumpscared me. On another note is it pregnant? Because my mom wanted to throw it out and scolded me for not being able to kill it on sight.
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 3 months ago
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What do you call a dish with stolen cheese?
Nat cho cheese- (Get's shot through the head)
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 3 months ago
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???
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 3 months ago
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That nice feeling is gone now i just stubbed my toe on the side of the door. I'm pure agony now.
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 3 months ago
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Felt solidarity today, waited for the train and on the edge of the platform was a random banana. Of course i took a picture of it and a few seconds later a girl also did the same. Then some dude bro's openlu started talking and pointing out the banana behind me. Never felt so good after seeing a banana.
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 3 months ago
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Get jumpscared by some random mouse in my house. Has me drawing a batter to calm down only for the little thing to scare me again, and have me fucking drawing more.
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nobodyyourandomlysaw · 3 months ago
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Get jumpscared by some random mouse in my house. Has me drawing a batter to calm down only for the little thing to scare me again, and have me fucking drawing more.
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