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I remember seeing this episode again recently and personally if i saw a goddess like that approach me out of the ocean, i would have a bigger reaction than Jamie or Jamy idk how you spell the guy his name and no questions. A minor blush? Please you would have my mouth wide open, a red face and eyes turning to hearts that's what i call an appropiate reaction.
#random thoughts#steven universe#steven universe garnet#I don’t remember what the episode was called#i stand 100% with this point i'm making#She always was my favorite anyway
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Is it smut or is it body horror? Today in this essay-
#writing#fanfic#random thoughts#If it's the described thicker than her arm. Body horror#If it's described that she couldn't wrap both hands around it or something similiar. Body horror#The moment a cervix gets hit it's over for me#Unless the body horror is also smut then it's understandable#Why is John regular guy shmoe out here torturing people#Think about body ratios all messed up with these kind of descriptions#It's body horror if it's supposed to be regular human guys with normal heights#Other than that#monster fuckers can go crazy all they want#books and reading
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What if there was like a major oil spill but it was just like olive oil and it just floated on the surface of the ocean and for weeks when anyone would swim they'd come covered in it. Wouldn't that be fucked up?
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Plenty of fish in the sea but i'm allergic. Can't force shit on me.
#actually true#random thoughts#i feel like i had this thought before#idk#and idc#aromantic#aroace#asexual
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Even teeth don't like taking it from behind.
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100 posts!
I did it! Now what. Looks edible enough i didn't even know this was a milestone.
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The real fools are the friends we made along the way. Literaly. Dumbasses at least two. Prime targets.
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Why do you as a spoon have such suspicious weight. You will never be chosen like this.
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The day just started. Literaly it's 00:17 or something and i just had to explain what banana bread was already to the guy i like. I want him so bad ngl, wanna introduce him to all kinds of food now.
#random#himbo behaviour#so early already#i'm cooked#it’s banana bread#it's obvious#it speaks for itself#idk#relationship goals
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It heard my bad pun and jumpscared me. On another note is it pregnant? Because my mom wanted to throw it out and scolded me for not being able to kill it on sight.
#consequences#of a bad pun uttered out loud#be a girl she says#act like a girl she says#when i'm squeemish around rodents and the like and can't kill it on sight#it's suddenly man up#idk what she wants from me#mice#i hope it isn't pregnant
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What do you call a dish with stolen cheese?
Nat cho cheese- (Get's shot through the head)
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#random#idk#youtube#why did you reccomend me this#maybe i will#???#not in the medical field though#why is it one hour long#why is butters in the background#i'm so confused#actually butter being in there does make a lot of sense#south park#butters stotch
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That nice feeling is gone now i just stubbed my toe on the side of the door. I'm pure agony now.
#i stubbed my toe#not feeling great#i'm in pain#IT'S STARTING TO BURN#WTF#it's getting worse#AAAAAAAAHHHHH#ow highkey#unacceptable really#and now i fucking feel like lemon grab#great just great
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Felt solidarity today, waited for the train and on the edge of the platform was a random banana. Of course i took a picture of it and a few seconds later a girl also did the same. Then some dude bro's openlu started talking and pointing out the banana behind me. Never felt so good after seeing a banana.
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Get jumpscared by some random mouse in my house. Has me drawing a batter to calm down only for the little thing to scare me again, and have me fucking drawing more.
#little thing decides to appear while in the middle of drawing some again#can you guess which one were drawn without the sudden presence of the mouse#it's gone now#i'm calm#the batters worked#another victory for off#idk#off the game#off the batter#i should be studying
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Get jumpscared by some random mouse in my house. Has me drawing a batter to calm down only for the little thing to scare me again, and have me fucking drawing more.
#little thing decides to appear while in the middle of drawing some again#can you guess which one were drawn without the sudden presence of the mouse#it's gone now#i'm calm#the batters worked#another victory for off#idk#off the game#off the batter#i should be studying
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